UCLA police repeatedly taser a muslim student in a campus library

[Alcon]

Good for the police.

I personally am a traditionalist.  We should go back to doing this to the Catholics.

[Alcon]

Good for the police.

I personally am a traditionalist.  We should go back to doing this to the Catholics.

You call yourself a traditionalist? Then I must be some sort of uber-traditionalist. I say we should go back to doing this to the Jews!

As long as we have some group to arbitrarily persecute, I can feel secured in my masculinity.

[Alcon]

Good for the police.

I personally am a traditionalist.  We should go back to doing this to the Catholics.

You call yourself a traditionalist? Then I must be some sort of uber-traditionalist. I say we should go back to doing this to the Jews!

As long as we have some group to arbitrarily persecute, I can feel secured in my masculinity.

You raise a good point - and all things considered, it may be best to persecute Asians. If we punish them by parading their men around naked, we'll feel very secure in our masculity simply by comparison.

Not all of us

They do, however, have great food.  So I would feel kind of bad.  How about the Icelandic people?  They're inbred and they have funny letters.

[Alcon]

Please Alcon, there is no need to cry for opebo.

It's more the idea of naked Opebo that makes me cry.

[Alcon]

Please Alcon, there is no need to cry for opebo.

It's more the idea of naked Opebo that makes me cry.

You mean you wouldn't want to see the "tsunami" he's apparently hiding down below?

I know "gonorrhoea" is hard to spell, but can't you come up with a better euphemism than "tsunami"?