RISK Mission I: Finished!

[Akno21]

I'd like to trade in a set of cards:

[Joe Republic]

That earns you 10 extra reinforcements, making 13 in total.

[Akno21]

I'd like 5 in Indiana, 4 in Wisconsin, and 4 in Minnesota

From WI, attack IA. Fight until only 3 remain. Leave 3 in IA.
From MN, attack Canada. Fight until 2 remain. Leave 3 in Canada. 
From IN, attack MI. Fight until only 3 remain. Leave 4 in MI.

Await further orders.

[Joe Republic]

Reinforcements

5 battalions have been deployed in Indiana, where there are now 9 in total;  4 battalions have been deployed in Wisconsin, where there are now 6 in total; and 4 battalions have been deployed in Minnesota, where there are also now 6 in total.


Attacks

Wisconsin invades Iowa (Blerpiez), with 5 battalions attacking, and 1 battalion defending.

Akno21 rolls 3 dice: 5 4 2
Blerpiez rolls 1 die: 1
Blerpiez loses 1 battalion

Akno21 conquers Iowa and places 3 battalions there, leaving 3 in Wisconsin.

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Minnesota invades Canada (Neutral Army), with 5 battalions attacking, and 4 battalions defending.

Akno21 rolls 3 dice: 6 6 4
Neutral Army rolls 2 dice: 6 5
Both armies lose 1 battalion each

Akno21 rolls 3 dice: 6 4 1
Neutral Army rolls 2 dice: 6 2
Both armies lose 1 battalion each

Akno21 rolls 3 dice: 6 4 3
Neutral Army rolls 2 dice: 2 1
Neutral Army loses 2 battalions

Akno21 conquers Canada and places 3 battalions there, leaving 1 in Minnesota.

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Indiana invades Michigan (Hughento), with 8 battalions attacking, and 5 battalions defending.

Akno21 rolls 3 dice: 5 5 3
Hughento rolls 2 dice: 5 3
Both armies lose 1 battalion each

Akno21 rolls 3 dice: 5 4 2
Hughento rolls 2 dice: 2 1
Hughento loses 2 battalions

Akno21 rolls 3 dice: 6 5 1
Hughento rolls 2 dice: 3 3
Hughento loses 2 battalions

Akno21 conquers Michigan and places 4 battalions there, leaving 5 in Indiana.

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Provisional map

[Akno21]

Tactical move one from MI into Canada.

End turn

[Joe Republic]

New map:







General Gabu, it is your turn.  You have 7 reinforcements.


+ [7 states ÷ 3 = Minimum 3 reinforcements]
+ [Southeast region = 4 reinforcements]
= 7 reinforcements

[Gabu]

All on TN.  Attack TN-MO-KS-NE, do or die.

[Joe Republic]

Reinforcements

All 7 battalions have been deployed in Tennessee, where there are now 10 in total.


Attacks

Tennessee invades Missouri (Akno21), with 9 battalions attacking, and 5 battalions defending.

Gabu rolls 3 dice: 6 2 2
Akno21 rolls 2 dice: 5 5
Both armies lose 1 battalion each

Gabu rolls 3 dice: 4 1 1
Akno21 rolls 2 dice: 6 2
Gabu loses 2 battalions

Gabu rolls 3 dice: 3 3 2
Akno21 rolls 2 dice: 2 2
Akno21 loses 2 battalions

Gabu rolls 3 dice: 2 2 2
Akno21 rolls 2 dice: 4 4
Gabu loses 2 battalions

Gabu rolls 3 dice: 6 4 4
Akno21 rolls 2 dice: 5 2
Akno21 loses 2 battalions

Gabu conquers Missouri and places 4 battalions there, leaving 1 in Tennessee.

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Missouri invades Kansas (Blerpiez), with 3 battalions attacking, and 6 battalions defending.

Gabu rolls 3 dice: 6 4 2
Blerpiez rolls 2 dice: 5 4
Both armies lose 1 battalion each

Gabu rolls 2 dice: 5 1
Blerpiez rolls 2 dice: 4 1
Both armies lose 1 battalion each

Gabu rolls 1 die: 2
Blerpiez rolls 2 dice: 2 1
Gabu loses 1 battalion

Gabu's invading army has been defeated, and Blerpiez now has 4 battalions remaining in Kansas.

[Gabu]

Suppose it was too much to ask for my terrible luck to change now.

Eh, attack NC-VA and end turn.

[Joe Republic]

Attacks (cont.)

North Carolina invades Virginia (Milk & Cereal), with 2 battalions attacking, and 2 battalions defending.

Gabu rolls 2 dice: 5 2
Milk & Cereal rolls 2 dice: 3 2
Both armies lose 1 battalion each

Gabu rolls 1 die: 1
Milk & Cereal rolls 1 die: 6
Gabu loses 1 battalion

Gabu's invading army has been defeated, and Milk & Cereal now has 1 battalion remaining in Virginia.

[Joe Republic]

New map:







General Yates, it is your turn.  You have 9 reinforcements.


+ [10 states ÷ 3 = 3 reinforcements]
+ [New England region = 3 reinforcements]
+ [South region = 3 reinforcements]
= 9 reinforcements

[Gabu]

Attacks (cont.)

North Carolina invades Virginia (Milk & Cereal), with 2 battalions attacking, and 2 battalions defending.

Gabu rolls 2 dice: 5 2
Milk & Cereal rolls 2 dice: 3 2
Both armies lose 1 battalion each

Gabu rolls 1 die: 1
Milk & Cereal rolls 1 die: 6
Gabu loses 1 battalion

Gabu's invading army has been defeated, and Milk & Cereal now has 1 battalion remaining in Virginia.

OH COME ON

...end turn...

[Joe Republic]

GaBu is teh sux0r

[Gabu]

GaBu is teh sux0r

I'm calling shenanigans on you, because you are clearly biased against me and that is unfair.

My lawyer will be speaking to you promptly.

[MaC]

GaBu is teh sux0r

thank you Joe.  Gabu, your army of Southern blacks just doesn't have the will to fight against a libertarian army, since they are simply tools of their 'massah'.

[Yates]

Hello, Joe.  I would like to place four forces in Connecticut, two in Vermont, two in New Hampshire, and one in Maine, please.

I would like to proceed to attack New York from Connecticut, and would like to end only upon losing six or more forces.

[Joe Republic]

GaBu is teh sux0r

I'm calling shenanigans on you, because you are clearly biased against me and that is unfair.

My lawyer will be speaking to you promptly.

Gabu's lawyer: "Good evening Mr Delaney.  My client has asked me to inform you that he is suing you based on evidence that you referred to him as "teh sux0r", which he found deeply offensive and has caused him serious emotional harm."
Me: "I see.  And how much is he suing me for?"
Gabu's lawyer: "$100,000"
Me: "Hmm.  Well I'll tell you what.  Here's $200,000, and you can give it to your teh sux0r client with my compliments."
Gabu's lawyer: "Well fine, if... wait, this is Monopoly money."
Me: "..."
Gabu's lawyer: "Are you going to settle or not?"
Me: "no speek engalesh."
Gabu's lawyer: "..."

[Gabu]

Gabu's lawyer: "Good evening Mr Delaney.  My client has asked me to inform you that he is suing you based on evidence that you referred to him as "teh sux0r", which he found deeply offensive and has caused him serious emotional harm."
Me: "I see.  And how much is he suing me for?"
Gabu's lawyer: "$100,000"
Me: "Hmm.  Well I'll tell you what.  Here's $200,000, and you can give it to your teh sux0r client with my compliments."
Gabu's lawyer: "Well fine, if... wait, this is Monopoly money."
Me: "..."
Gabu's lawyer: "Are you going to settle or not?"
Me: "no speek engalesh."
Gabu's lawyer: "..."

I have spoken to the proper authorities.  You will be deported as soon as the police arrive.  You lose.  Good day sir.

[Joe Republic]

Reinforcements

The 9 battalions have been deployed as follows: 4 in Connecticut, making 8 in total there; 2 in Vermont, making 4 in total there; 2 in New Hampshire, making 3 in total there; and 1 in Maine, making 4 in total there.


Attacks

Connecticut invades New York (Milk & Cereal), with 7 battalions attacking, and 3 battalions defending.

Yates rolls 2 dice: 6 3 1
Milk & Cereal rolls 2 dice: 4 1
Milk & Cereal loses 2 battalions

Yates rolls 2 dice: 6 5 2
Milk & Cereal rolls 1 die: 1
Milk & Cereal loses 1 battalion

Yates conquers New York and places 7 battalions there, leaving 1 in Connecticut.

[Joe Republic]

I have spoken to the proper authorities.  You will be deported as soon as the police arrive.  You lose.  Good day sir.

Aw, fine.  How about if I flash you my boobs, you'll call all this off?

[Yates]

Thank you, Joe.

I would now like to attack Canada from New York, do-or-die.

[Joe Republic]

Attacks (cont.)

New York invades Canada (Akno21), with 6 battalions attacking, and 4 battalions defending.

Yates rolls 3 dice: 5 4 1
Akno21 rolls 2 dice: 5 1
Both armies lose 1 battalion each

Yates rolls 3 dice: 5 5 4
Akno21 rolls 2 dice: 3 2
Akno21 loses 2 battalions

Yates rolls 3 dice: 6 6 6
Akno21 rolls 1 die: 3
Akno21 loses 1 battalion

Yates conquers Canada and places 5 battalions there, leaving 1 in New York.

[Yates]

Thank you, Joe.  Please move one force from Massachusetts to New York and end my turn.  Thank you.

[Joe Republic]

New map:







General Blerpiez, it is your turn.  You have 3 reinforcements.


+ [2 states ÷ 3 = Minimum 3 reinforcements]
+ [No regions held]
= 3 reinforcements

[Blerpiez]

All on KS.  Attack KS-MO, do-or-die.  End turn