Mac's game-Joe Republic wins!

[Joe Republic]

Maurice O'oaiu Fitzmaurice-clean my bathroom.  If I am pleased, move forth 8 spaces, if I am not pleased move forth 7

Sure, although I wasn't really expecting this:





However, it is done.  Do I win a card?

[Joe Republic]

what does it look like now?

Well after I nuked cleaned it I also took the liberty of performing a few minor modifications:

[Joe Republic]

Bacon King, Maurice O'oaiu Fitzmaurice-since you two are in the showcase showdown, I'll have you bid on this wonderful bed:

I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

[Joe Republic]

I'll give £85.

$86

[Joe Republic]

¥87

[Joe Republic]

Yates-what is the fourth letter of your last name?

The fourth letter of my last name is "e."

I'm going to take a guess that your last name is 'Killerofchildren'.

[Joe Republic]

Yates-what is the fourth letter of your last name?

The fourth letter of my last name is "e."

I'm going to take a guess that your last name is 'Killerofchildren'.

Silly Joe, it says FOURTH

It's obviously molesterofchildren

No, that's his maiden name.

[Joe Republic]

At this juncture I'd like to trade in the following set of cards:









I believe that earns me 10 reinforcements, all of which I will deploy in Cuba.

[Joe Republic]

Team Green, No. 3:

x = 15

[Joe Republic]

The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver, and I surmise that your basement is made of skin and is never depleted of nurses.  Furthermore, you so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation not unlike discovering an impacted toll booth upon the plains of Patagonia.  As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.  May bathtubs overflow upon your offspring; your ear-splitting sequels have a mind of their own.  Were it not for the dizzy whiptail ambivalence of your crumbling fleece, I could never contemplate the ways of so many merchant bankers in heat.  Your beauty is but a banana moon subverting the sun.  Your nasal linings will last as long as the skin of rocks, thrust enigmatically upon a distant shoreline of mating beetles.  Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose.  Dustmites the world over love you for your feet.  Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion.

j00 are teh GREATEST

[Joe Republic]

$16.3 million

[Joe Republic]

BRING IT ON JOE!

I've already brought several on, so I guess one more won't hurt.

[Joe Republic]

When the Persian-Gulf War ended, it was 100% of the way through its progress since it began, and therefore it was the right time to end it.  George Bush realized this, and that's why he chose to end the war at that particular time, you know, because people were expecting it.  The same cannot be said for Harry Truman's decision to drop the A-bombs however, because it scared the bejeesus out of everybody, not least the Japs who were standing under it.  But that was just Harry's way.

As the second paragraph commences, so does the summary and analysis of the Secondary Sino-Japanese War.  That was a reeeal mess, let me tell you.  It all started when the Sinos shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Japan, and so the Japanese retaliated by attacking Fort Sumter.  Herbert Hoover tried to avoid getting the U.S. involved by signing off the Smoot-Hawley Tariff, but nobody really understood at the time how that would help, and so a bunch of liberal activist judges and Gay Agendas began the Great Depression to undermine him.  Six months later everybody involved was dead, and I think you'll agree that those are some pretty serious after effects.

And that is why John Hancock is my favorite Founding Father.

[Joe Republic]

¡Excelente!