Ban my account ffs!
snowguy716
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2007, 07:58:55 PM » |
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No, the 'burbs would vote more on traditional Dem/Rep lines. It would go something like this: (please excuse the potty mouth)
Joe Nascar Dad: "I like this guy. He's kind of fascist, but just a little bit, and he wont' raise my taxes, and he doesn't like change or different people."
Sally Soccer Mom: "Oh, honey... did you hear there's a Bruggel's Bagels going in over at Lakedale mall? Oh, I just can't wait! I LOVE bagels... oh Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.. I'm gonna get sooooooooooo fat!"
Joe Nascar Dad: "Damn jews tried to screw me out of $5 today down at the mini-mart.. damn illegals... somebody oughta throw 'em in jail."
Sally Soccer Mom: "Honey.. could you pick up the kids tomorrow afternoon at curling practice.. Joan and I are gonna head down to Jo-Ann Fabrics and compare patterns for our new quilts that we'll be doing with the Lutheran Ladies' Quilting club."
Joe Nascar Dad: "Alright, but those damn Japs and Somalis and their driving.. it'll probly take me a good half hour to get there from work. Hey Sally, come look at this, they're debating on the news."
Sally Soccer Mom: "Oh yaaaaaaa! I heard about them.. ya know.. I'm just not real sure who I'm gonna vote fer yet! That BRTD doesn't have too gooda morals and he'll prolly just give the liberals up north what they want, but that other guy just seems too darned mean. I wish Barbara Carlson was running!"
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