How old should you have to be to...

[HardRCafé]

how old should you have to be to listen to music?

Born before 1988.

[Person Man]

How old should you have to be to pick your nose?

[12th Doctor]

Buy birth control? 15
Have sex? 13 as a bare minimum, the elder partern should not be more than 4 years older, until you reach the age of 18
Get an abortion without parental involvement? Prohibited, unless on the grounds of maternal life, rape or incest with or without parental involvement
Drink alcohol? 18
Buy alcohol? 20
Smoke cigarettes? no limit
Buy cigarettes? 16
Watch a pornographic film? 18
Star in a pornographic film? 18
Drive? 17
Be able to drop out of school? 16
Rent your own apartment? 16
Own your own business? 16
Go to a strip club? 18
Fight a bull? 18
Choose to go to a different place of worship than your parents? ummm... no age limit

[Person Man]

Time to reveal my authoritarian side

Buy birth control? Prohibited, unless you are hot
Have sex? Prohibited, unless you are married and hot
Get an abortion without parental involvement? Prohibited, unless on the grounds of maternal life, rape or incest with or without parental involvement....you know, when the fetus deserves it
Drink alcohol? Only to rape, commit incest or to be a threat to a maternal life
Buy alcohol? 30
Smoke cigarettes? Smoking should be banned
Buy cigarettes? Buying cigarettes in public places should be banned
Watch a pornographic film? Only if you are hot and at least eleventy seven.
Star in a pornographic film? See above.
Drive? Only if you are licensed shoufer over the age of 30
Be able to drop out of school? 50
Rent your own apartment? 30
Own your own business? Buisnesses hurt people and should only be opened if someone deserves it.
Go to a strip club? What's that. I'll say 500.
Fight a bull? This question is bull.
Choose to go to a different place of worship than your parents? You are going to hell.

[KillerPollo]

Buy birth control? ---
Have sex? 13
Get an abortion without parental involvement? Prohibited, unless on the grounds of maternal life, rape or incest with or without parental involvement
Drink alcohol? ---
Buy alcohol? 18
Smoke cigarettes? 18
Buy cigarettes? 18
Watch a pornographic film? ---
Star in a pornographic film? 13
Drive? 15
Be able to drop out of school? ---
Rent your own apartment? 12
Own your own business? 16
Go to a strip club? 16
Fight a bull? 11
Choose to go to a different place of worship than your parents? ---

--- means "no limit"

[Brambila]

Buy birth control? Never.
Have sex? Whenever you're old enough to marry. Maybe 15.
Get an abortion without parental involvement? Never.
Drink alcohol? 18 without parents.
Buy alcohol? 18.
Smoke cigarettes? 18.
Buy cigarettes? 18.
Watch a pornographic film? Prohibited.
Star in a pornographic film? Prohibited.
Drive? 14.
Be able to drop out of school? Without parental consent-- never. With parental consent-- whenever.
Rent your own apartment? Whenever.
Own your own business? Whenever.
Go to a strip club? Prohibited.
Fight a bull? 3.
Choose to go to a different place of worship than your parents? Whenever.

[opebo]

When did the intolerant Brambilla return?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Go to a strip club? Prohibited.

If you ever took power I wouldn't rest until you were overthrown and I was dragging your corpse out in the streets a la Mussolini. NO ONE EVER MESSES WITH STRIP CLUBS.

[Brambila]

Aye, the power of the sexual revolutionists..

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Also, you just showed yourself to be the biggest fascist and prude on the forum as no one else supported banning that and pornography.

You also have shown you hate the First Amendment.

But at least you are far far away from Minneapolis.

[Ebowed]

You can't ban birth control...

[opebo]

Aye, the power of the sexual revolutionists..

Young fellow, your prudery is just a fad.  The desire to see a nude and penetrate her (him) rather predates it.

[Brambila]

Aye, the power of the sexual revolutionists..

Young fellow, your prudery is just a fad.  The desire to see a nude and penetrate her (him) rather predates it.

My Christian faith is a fad? I think not. The Christian experience is the most fruitful thing that I have ever engaged in, and has made me the most happy. I have lived in the most liberal city in the world with the most liberal friends, even more liberal then yourself, and yet my faith has remained strong. I have seen what the foundation of these friend's experiences rest on-- and that is on nothing concrete. My experience is based on something that is concrete, real, and eternal, and that is Christ.

My only goal is that I may be happy, and may share this happiness with others. This sexual revolution is based completely on sensual pleasure, and so have its offsprings-- to the extent birth control is used today, it has made women and men objects of eachother; families are torn apart from it, and often looked down upon. Man is focusing himself on finding happiness in that which is finite, when he should be directed towards that which is infinite, in order to discover the source of all happiness. The fact that people claim that it is ignorant to establish law on the issues I have stated previously is not new. Offering True and lasting Freedom is exactly what led people like Christ and Socrates to their deaths. Even if it leads me to my death because I am deemed "ignorant", I know that the only way that anyone can be truly free is through experiencing that which one can find absolute Happiness, Truth, and Eternity.

[opebo]

Aye, the power of the sexual revolutionists..

Young fellow, your prudery is just a fad.  The desire to see a nude and penetrate her (him) rather predates it.

My Christian faith is a fad? I think not. The Christian experience is the most fruitful thing that I have ever engaged in, and has made me the most happy. I have lived in the most liberal city in the world with the most liberal friends, even more liberal then yourself, and yet my faith has remained strong. I have seen what the foundation of these friend's experiences rest on-- and that is on nothing concrete. My experience is based on something that is concrete, real, and eternal, and that is Christ.

'Concrete and real'?  What're you talking about man?  You realize you are talking about an arbitrary belief.

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Straw man.  No one is saying that 'happiness' is derivable solely from sexual acts, brambilla.  The only claim that you can infer from my jeering is that I think sex is acceptable, and on balance 'desirable'.  As for happiness, I have no particular idea where that comes from, but I'm certainly a happy enough fellow.  I suspect people like yourself who need lots of ridiculous drama surrounding your 'happiness' are simply manic depressives.  It has never once occured to me that I need 'the infinite', whatever imaginary concept that may be, in order to feel 'happy'.

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Somehow I doubt that we'll be so lucky regarding your demise, brambilla.  After all the police state is controlled by you people, so I'm more likely to end up dead from my freedom fighting than you are from your intolerant religious fascism.  And btw, the term is intolerant, not 'ignorant'.  You may very well be ignorant as well, but that's irrelevant to my critique of your intrusion upon my penis.

[Saw11_2000]

Buy birth control? - Whenever.

Have sex? - Whenever.

Get an abortion without parental involvement? - Whenever.

Drink alcohol? - Whenever.

Buy alcohol? - Whenever.

Smoke cigarettes? - Whenever.

Buy cigarettes? - Whenever.

Watch a pornographic film? - Whenever.

Star in a pornographic film? - Whenever.

Drive? - Whenever.

Be able to drop out of school? - Whenever.

Rent your own apartment? - Whenever.
 
Own your own business? - Whenever.

Go to a strip club? - Whenever.

Fight a bull? - Whenever.

Choose to go to a different place of worship than your parents? - Whenever.

How can you determine when someone is mature enough to make a decision?  I know 30 year olds who are immature.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Buy birth control? Never.
Have sex? Whenever you're old enough to marry. Maybe 15.
Get an abortion without parental involvement? Never.
Drink alcohol? 18 without parents.
Buy alcohol? 18.
Smoke cigarettes? 18.
Buy cigarettes? 18.
Watch a pornographic film? Prohibited.
Star in a pornographic film? Prohibited.
Drive? 14.
Be able to drop out of school? Without parental consent-- never. With parental consent-- whenever.
Rent your own apartment? Whenever.
Own your own business? Whenever.
Go to a strip club? Prohibited.
Fight a bull? 3.
Choose to go to a different place of worship than your parents? Whenever.

Dear god are you insane