How old should you have to be to...

[Person Man]

Buy birth control? - 14

Have sex? - 16

Get an abortion without parental involvement? - 14

Drink alcohol? - 18

Buy alcohol? - 18

Smoke cigarettes? - 18

Buy cigarettes? - 18

Watch a pornographic film? - 18

Star in a pornographic film? - 18

Drive? - 16

Be able to drop out of school? - 16

Rent your own apartment? - 16
 
Own your own business? - 16

Go to a strip club? - 16

Fight a bull? - 18 (why you want to though...)

Choose to go to a different place of worship than your parents? - any age

No! The correct answer is 17.

Actually...I pretty much agree with this.

[Person Man]

How old should you have to be to pick your nose?

[Person Man]

Time to reveal my authoritarian side

Buy birth control? Prohibited, unless you are hot
Have sex? Prohibited, unless you are married and hot
Get an abortion without parental involvement? Prohibited, unless on the grounds of maternal life, rape or incest with or without parental involvement....you know, when the fetus deserves it
Drink alcohol? Only to rape, commit incest or to be a threat to a maternal life
Buy alcohol? 30
Smoke cigarettes? Smoking should be banned
Buy cigarettes? Buying cigarettes in public places should be banned
Watch a pornographic film? Only if you are hot and at least eleventy seven.
Star in a pornographic film? See above.
Drive? Only if you are licensed shoufer over the age of 30
Be able to drop out of school? 50
Rent your own apartment? 30
Own your own business? Buisnesses hurt people and should only be opened if someone deserves it.
Go to a strip club? What's that. I'll say 500.
Fight a bull? This question is bull.
Choose to go to a different place of worship than your parents? You are going to hell.