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« Reply #100 on: April 15, 2008, 10:10:19 PM »
Indonesia laughs as Iran mistakenly thinks it has taken over. In reality Iran invaded the Maldives, thinking that it was Indonesia. Now Indonesia takes over Iran and leaves no trace in history of the sad, sad "country". Also Indonesia has announced a new high-tech weapon: Pythons with lazers; specifics were not released.
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« Reply #101 on: April 15, 2008, 10:22:17 PM »
Iran congratulates Indonesia on its propaganda methods. Clearly, it has taken lying to a new height.
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« Reply #102 on: April 15, 2008, 10:35:33 PM »
Indonesia does not know what the government formerly known as Iran is talking about.

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« Reply #103 on: April 15, 2008, 11:14:18 PM »
This thread is so...surreal.
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« Reply #104 on: April 16, 2008, 07:49:07 PM »
I will be the Islamic Republic of Pakistan.
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« Reply #105 on: April 16, 2008, 08:45:00 PM »
Quote from: Huma Abedin 08' on April 16, 2008, 07:49:07 PM
I will be the Islamic Republic of Pakistan.
would you like an alliance with preeminent world strongman, Panama?
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« Reply #106 on: April 16, 2008, 09:49:56 PM »
We'll take Balochistan and leave te rest of your territory intact. This is our best offer. Thank you.
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« Reply #107 on: April 17, 2008, 07:05:48 AM »
Quote from: ƒéñƒëî on April 15, 2008, 09:27:36 PM
Arnaud Montebourg has mysteriously disappeared.

 no i am here in saone-et-loire.
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« Reply #108 on: April 17, 2008, 11:53:34 AM »
Quote from: Senator Kreizouriezh on April 17, 2008, 07:05:48 AM
Quote from: ƒéñƒëî on April 15, 2008, 09:27:36 PM
Arnaud Montebourg has mysteriously disappeared.

 no i am here in saone-et-loire.
this was said moments before Panama nuked saone-et-loire.
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« Reply #109 on: April 17, 2008, 12:21:31 PM »
Quote from: ƒéñƒëî on April 17, 2008, 11:53:34 AM
Quote from: Senator Kreizouriezh on April 17, 2008, 07:05:48 AM
Quote from: ƒéñƒëî on April 15, 2008, 09:27:36 PM
Arnaud Montebourg has mysteriously disappeared.

 no i am here in saone-et-loire.
this was said moments before Panama nuked saone-et-loire.

But Arnaud Monteborg happened to be in the basement.
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« Reply #110 on: April 17, 2008, 12:37:56 PM »
Quote from: Vice-Chairman Захар on April 17, 2008, 12:21:31 PM
Quote from: ƒéñƒëî on April 17, 2008, 11:53:34 AM
Quote from: Senator Kreizouriezh on April 17, 2008, 07:05:48 AM
Quote from: ƒéñƒëî on April 15, 2008, 09:27:36 PM
Arnaud Montebourg has mysteriously disappeared.

 no i am here in saone-et-loire.
this was said moments before Panama nuked saone-et-loire.

But Arnaud Monteborg happened to be in the basement.
and?
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« Reply #111 on: April 17, 2008, 12:41:53 PM »
Quote from: ƒéñƒëî on April 17, 2008, 12:37:56 PM
Quote from: Vice-Chairman Захар on April 17, 2008, 12:21:31 PM
Quote from: ƒéñƒëî on April 17, 2008, 11:53:34 AM
Quote from: Senator Kreizouriezh on April 17, 2008, 07:05:48 AM
Quote from: ƒéñƒëî on April 15, 2008, 09:27:36 PM
Arnaud Montebourg has mysteriously disappeared.

 no i am here in saone-et-loire.
this was said moments before Panama nuked saone-et-loire.

But Arnaud Monteborg happened to be in the basement.
and?

He was thus saved.
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« Reply #112 on: April 17, 2008, 12:45:21 PM »
ok. i sent a guy in to stab him to death before we nuked them. now are you happy?
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« Reply #113 on: April 17, 2008, 12:51:26 PM »
Quote from: ƒéñƒëî on April 17, 2008, 12:45:21 PM
ok. i sent a guy in to stab him to death before we nuked them. now are you happy?

You're so mean. Sad
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« Reply #114 on: April 17, 2008, 01:06:49 PM »
Breaking news:

Iran has learned that China has annexed Sikkim and Arunachal Pradesh. This caused Bangladesh and West Bengal to form a confederation and conquer everything up the the Burmese border. As a result, Iran has taken Balochistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, and Kuwait.

Iran is also interested in partitioning Poland, if there are any takers.

World map to come soon.
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« Reply #115 on: April 17, 2008, 05:04:22 PM »
Kevin Rudd has been overthrown as Prime Minister in a Military Coup by Brendan Nelson and a biker gang. Ouch.
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« Reply #116 on: April 17, 2008, 07:05:38 PM »
Quote from: ƒéñƒëî on April 17, 2008, 12:45:21 PM
ok. i sent a guy in to stab him to death before we nuked them. now are you happy?

 no no no that was my look-alike. evil twin. my evil brother.

because i live



  my true location is kept secret and i will NEVER tell.
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« Reply #117 on: April 17, 2008, 07:22:11 PM »
Message from the French RESISTANCE!!!

Me, Field Marshal Arnaud Montebourg, actually in some sh**thole, invites all officers and anybody else with nothing else to do that are located in my sh**thole or that could come here1, with their guns and stuff (or without)2, I invite engineers and workers not on strike to get in touch with me3 and then PARTY!

Whatever happens, the flashlight of the French resistance cannot and will not die out (unless I forgot the batteries... oh wait! DAMN! I did!)

Tomorrow, like today, I'll talk with my bros on Radio whatever it's called

Long live France in honour and independence!

But, LONG LIVE MYSELF

1: Plane ticket not included. Thank you. http://www.airfrance.fr/
2: Don't think we'll give you free ammo though
3: Email: ilovemyself@montebourg.fr
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« Reply #118 on: April 17, 2008, 07:35:24 PM »
Iran demands that Paul Keating be crowned King of Australia. Iran reminds Australia that it has nukes on New Guinea.
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« Reply #119 on: April 17, 2008, 07:45:41 PM »
Then who the hell did my guy stab to death?
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« Reply #120 on: April 17, 2008, 08:09:32 PM »
Quote from: ƒéñƒëî on April 17, 2008, 07:45:41 PM
Then who the hell did my guy stab to death?

Nicolas Sarkozy.
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« Reply #121 on: April 17, 2008, 08:40:30 PM »
meh, he had it coming after 60 Minutes.
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« Reply #122 on: May 05, 2008, 02:39:27 AM »
Quote from: Vice-Chairman Xahar on April 17, 2008, 07:35:24 PM
Iran demands that Paul Keating be crowned King of Australia. Iran reminds Australia that it has nukes on New Guinea.

Australia refuses to install Paul Keating to be crowned as King of Australia. That title has been given to Bert Newton, if not him Brendan Nelson Cheesy.
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« Reply #123 on: May 05, 2008, 07:04:33 AM »
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« Reply #124 on: May 05, 2008, 11:24:04 AM »
Quote from: Senator Conor Flynn on May 05, 2008, 02:39:27 AM
Quote from: Vice-Chairman Xahar on April 17, 2008, 07:35:24 PM
Iran demands that Paul Keating be crowned King of Australia. Iran reminds Australia that it has nukes on New Guinea.

Australia refuses to install Paul Keating to be crowned as King of Australia. That title has been given to Bert Newton, if not him Brendan Nelson Cheesy.

Iran has placed its nukes in Darwin.


You should've put that up at your school.
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