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« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2007, 05:56:33 PM »
The five permanent Security Council members must, and I say MUST, have some guy speaking for all of Allah's will, and should also be armed with n00ks to project the holy message. That is why I demand that Iran be granted a veto right on the SC.

Oh, and death to Israel. Wink
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Platypus
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« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2007, 08:49:46 PM »
I'll take either Venezuala, Brazil, Mexico, Canada, Turkey or Nigeria; no particular concern which one. Whichever would be better for gameplay.
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Dr. Cynic
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« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2007, 01:01:00 AM »
Quote from: Delanius, the YaBB God of Flippancy on May 29, 2007, 05:44:43 PM
Quote from: Lawrence Watson on May 29, 2007, 04:31:04 PM
Quote from: Delanius, the YaBB God of Flippancy on May 29, 2007, 11:29:59 AM
In my humble opinion, I think the humble Duchy of Luxembourg humbly deserves a great deal more power than it actually deserves.

But does it deserve the power that it deserves because it doesn't deserve it?

When your country gets repeatedly conquered in less than a day by uppity neighbors, you might see things from our humble point of view.

Given that my country is the one that withstood Hitler alone for some time, and we once had an empire that the sun never set on, I couldn't possibly imagine, lol.
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« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2007, 02:11:13 AM »
Serbia once controlled most of the Balkans... And we made all the people shut up for quite a time...
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Bacon King
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« Reply #54 on: May 30, 2007, 09:04:29 AM »


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic96wBH98Gs&eurl=

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
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« Reply #55 on: January 16, 2008, 10:40:27 AM »
I will take Mongolia.
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« Reply #56 on: January 16, 2008, 08:27:32 PM »
I'll be Saudi Arabia. Tongue
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Kaine for Senate '18
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« Reply #57 on: January 17, 2008, 08:51:30 PM »
I would love to be Israel, Shalom! Smiley
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« Reply #58 on: January 17, 2008, 09:59:28 PM »

I'm afraid I'll have to wipe you off the map. I'm taking Iran.
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Kaine for Senate '18
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« Reply #59 on: January 17, 2008, 10:04:42 PM »
Quote from: Führer und Reichskanzler on January 17, 2008, 09:59:28 PM

I'm afraid I'll have to wipe you off the map. I'm taking Iran.

Bring it on Wink
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HappyWarrior
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« Reply #60 on: January 17, 2008, 10:10:23 PM »
Party in Mauritius!  The most non confrontational country in the Eastern hemisphere!
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« Reply #61 on: January 17, 2008, 10:19:18 PM »



TO



Bye. Wink
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« Reply #62 on: January 20, 2008, 04:40:33 PM »
Mogolia issues a statement condemning Iran's attack on Isreal and breaks all trade relations with Iran. 
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« Reply #63 on: January 20, 2008, 04:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Rep4e on January 20, 2008, 04:40:33 PM
Mogolia issues a statement condemning Iran's attack on Isreal and breaks all trade relations with Iran. 

Iran laughs at Mongolia, which is by treaty a nuke-free zone.
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Sensei
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« Reply #64 on: January 21, 2008, 05:10:28 PM »
I'll take Panama so I can watch the boats go through the canal all day and do little else.
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Kaine for Senate '18
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« Reply #65 on: February 27, 2008, 04:45:08 PM »
Are we planning on doing anything more with this?
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Sensei
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« Reply #66 on: March 01, 2008, 02:28:48 PM »
Panama attacks Israel
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Kaine for Senate '18
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« Reply #67 on: March 01, 2008, 02:40:01 PM »

Israel responds by bombing the Panama Canal.
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« Reply #68 on: March 01, 2008, 02:55:02 PM »
We don't even have a military... jerk.. Look what you did to our canal!
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« Reply #69 on: March 01, 2008, 07:19:52 PM »
Iran decrees that Israel wil no longer appear on maps manufactured inside the country, thus "wiping Israel off the map".
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« Reply #70 on: March 01, 2008, 07:21:21 PM »
This has become a joke.
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« Reply #71 on: March 05, 2008, 10:40:59 PM »

you just got France [or whatever country you chose] nuked by Panama.
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« Reply #72 on: March 05, 2008, 10:51:59 PM »
Quote from: Senator Sensei on March 05, 2008, 10:40:59 PM

you just got France [or whatever country you chose] nuked by Panama.

I choose to represent Indonesia (because I feel like it.)

Indonesia announces that it will invade Panama with 500,000 troops. Also Indonesia has announced it will invade Iran with 5.5 million troops. The only reason given is that Indonesia was tired of the bickering and simply wanted to sleep, as such a large percentage of men in the country was drafted to put an end to things. Then just because it wanted some oil Indonesia took its forces and invaded The United Arab Emirates (also it wanted an indoor skiing facility for its soon to be dominant winter olympics team).
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Kaine for Senate '18
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« Reply #73 on: March 06, 2008, 05:11:30 PM »
Israel thanks Indonesia for invading Iran.
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« Reply #74 on: March 06, 2008, 10:02:22 PM »
Upon defeating Indonesia, Iran annexes the islands, as well as Mindanao.
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