What would you expect a movie directed by the following forumites to be like?

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Re: What would you expect a movie directed by the following forumites to be like

« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2007, 11:58:25 AM »

I guess here's my guesses:

Straha - A science fiction movie that makes Plan 9 From Outer Space look like a masterpiece.
opebo - Go watch Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma. That'll be it.
BRTD - Probably some really cheap movie filmed like Clerks or Kids, about a bunch of kids who drive to this huge emo/hardcore fest from all around and what happens there. Lots of drinking, drugs and sex of course.
Gabu - Nerdy cyberpunk stuff.
StatesRights - Pro-confederate propaganda
Mike Naso - Some type of jingoistic nonsense war movie set during the current Iraq war.
DWTL - Supposedly some movie that's based on the corruption of the NJ Democratic machine.
Richius - Movie set during apartheid that makes it look good.
Lewis Trondheim - Something set during the 70s about a member of the Red Army Faction who engages in a romance with a member of the Red Brigades. Both die at the end. Includes lots of pointless scenes with very little dialogue that add an unnecessary hour to the film.
CARLHAYDEN - A really really bad action flick about a border patrol agent who gets in a shootout with a brutal Mexican gang.
ag - Historical drama about the Russian Civil War or some event in Mexican history. Maybe something set during the end of the Soviet Union. Probably would be quite good.

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Re: What would you expect a movie directed by the following forumites to be like?

« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2007, 12:07:02 PM »

Straha-stupidity
opebo-tour of Isan
BRTD-showdown in East St. Louis
Gabu-iono
StatesRights-something dto do with the civil war
Mike Naso-something to do with the Iraq war
DWTL-something trying to make Hitler look good
Richius-something essentially saying " everyone who isn't white"
Lewis Trondheim-iono
CARLHAYDEN-a Latino version of "Showdown in Little Tokyo" (god I hate that movie)
ag-iono

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Re: What would you expect a movie directed by the following forumites to be like?

« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2007, 12:29:29 PM »

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Straha- "The Sacred Legend of Goa Tse"
opebo- "Deliberence II"
BRTD- "The Gnomes of Monte Cristo"
Gabu- "Finding the Toliet Spirit"
StatesRights- "Meet The Porch Monkeys"
Mike Naso- "The Patriot Wars"
DWTL- "Suburban Crusaders"
Richius- "The Grain Train"
Lewis Trondheim- "Alien Ant Farm"
CARLHAYDEN- "Running of the Spic"
ag-iono

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Re: What would you expect a movie directed by the following forumites to be like

« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2007, 01:06:41 PM »

What the hell is 'Deliberence'? Do you perhaps mean deliverance? Geesh, you're gonna make my head asplode. hahaha

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Re: What would you expect a movie directed by the following forumites to be like

« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2007, 07:36:57 PM »

Quote from: States'Raats on August 10, 2007, 01:06:41 PM

What the hell is 'Deliberence'? Do you perhaps mean deliverance? Geesh, you're gonna make my head asplode. hahaha

Thanks. I have typos.

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Re: What would you expect a movie directed by the following forumites to be like

« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2007, 10:41:15 PM »

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Re: What would you expect a movie directed by the following forumites to be like

« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2007, 10:43:32 PM »

Communist Strip Clubs a go-go

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Re: What would you expect a movie directed by the following forumites to be like?

« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2007, 09:14:16 PM »

Quote from: I Never Met Another Gemini on April 24, 2007, 09:56:16 PM

Straha
opebo: a porno with underage Thai Hookers.
BRTD
Gabu
StatesRights: A Civil War film with the South winning.
Mike Naso
DWTL
Richius
Lewis Trondheim
CARLHAYDEN: a documentary about illegal aliens.
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Keystone Phil: a life story of Rick Santorum.
Flyers
Ebowed
Rob
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Re: What would you expect a movie directed by the following forumites to be like

« Reply #33 on: October 07, 2007, 10:21:05 PM »

Quote from: Ron Paul Republican on October 07, 2007, 09:14:16 PM

Quote from: I Never Met Another Gemini on April 24, 2007, 09:56:16 PM

This made me laugh but I don't know why.

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Re: What would you expect a movie directed by the following forumites to be like?

« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2007, 11:06:59 PM »

Robert Stark: A "Triumph of the Will" rip off.

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Re: What would you expect a movie directed by the following forumites to be like?

« Reply #35 on: October 07, 2007, 11:39:17 PM »

Quote from: Eraserhead on October 07, 2007, 11:06:59 PM

Robert Stark: A "Triumph of the Will" rip off.

It would be worse than that. It would be a Triumph of the Will based flash movie which would be horribly animated.

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