Would you rather live in Solla Selew or Boola Boo Ball?

[MarkD]

Would you rather live in Solla Selew, on the banks of the beautiful River Wah-Hoo, where they never have troubles, or at least very few? Or would you rather live in Boola Boo Ball, on the banks of the beautiful River Woo-Wall, where they never have troubles, no troubles at all?

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(As old as I am, I can still remember my father reading this Dr. Seuss book to me when I was a little kid.)

[Joe Republic]

Solla Selew is more fiscally conservative, and Boola Boo Ball is more socially conservative.

[It’s so Joever]

The people in Solla Selew are fake. Even though they are ruder, the Boosies are far better company and rent prices are lower too.

[Neo-Malthusian Misanthrope]

I spent a summer backpacking in the Jungle of Nool, would not recommend