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« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2004, 01:35:59 AM »
« edited: July 20, 2004, 01:36:29 AM by GM Ernest »
Quote from: hughento on July 20, 2004, 01:20:50 AM
BTW, It's Tuesday night. You know what that means...

Hopefully not Karaoke, or I might have to commit jumonji giri.
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« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2004, 01:42:50 AM »
It's soccer night Smiley

The igscreen is showing a repeat of the Euro2004 final between Greece and Portugal, and we have hired 5 mini-foot tables for the enjoyment of the senators Smiley

(they are the ones with the bars with players on them)
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« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2004, 07:36:00 AM »
Quote from: hughento on July 20, 2004, 01:42:50 AM
It's soccer night Smiley

The igscreen is showing a repeat of the Euro2004 final between Greece and Portugal, and we have hired 5 mini-foot tables for the enjoyment of the senators Smiley

(they are the ones with the bars with players on them)

Do we have a pool table?
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« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2004, 09:15:51 AM »
Quote from: Senator StatesRights on July 19, 2004, 10:36:16 PM
Quote from: Vice-President Supersoulty on July 19, 2004, 10:35:13 PM
*Enters bar, looks around for UAC hitmen.  Not seeing any he walks to counter slaps a 50$ on the table orders vodka and demands that the bartender leave the bottle*


What about TexasGurl? Wink
hey now
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« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2004, 05:22:15 PM »
Hello.  I am the midget waiter.  Do you guys want any drinks?
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« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2004, 05:28:18 PM »
Moosehead.
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« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2004, 05:32:48 PM »
How large of one?
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« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2004, 05:41:15 PM »
extra large
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« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2004, 05:52:25 PM »
Senator Harry announces he can beat everyone in the room at pool.  Everyone in the room promptly lines up and beats Harry, one-by-one.
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« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2004, 05:58:01 PM »
Quote from: Senator Harry on July 20, 2004, 05:52:25 PM
Senator Harry announces he can beat everyone in the room at pool.  Everyone in the room promptly lines up and beats Harry, one-by-one.

Except Vice-President Soult who continues nursing the bottle of Vodka, alone.
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« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2004, 05:59:52 PM »
Quote from: Senator Harry on July 20, 2004, 05:52:25 PM
Senator Harry announces he can beat everyone in the room at pool.  Everyone in the room promptly lines up and beats Harry, one-by-one.

*Blows on the top of his cue*

Watch this, it is a trick shot if mine.

*sticks cue behind his back instead of in front of him and takes a shot to pot the black ball to win the game*

*blows on cue*

Nice Game.
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« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2004, 06:16:06 PM »

*gives Texasgurl an extra large frosted glass of Moosehead, with extra foam... but when the foam clears, it seems that the entire glass was full of beer... ooooh, spooky Smiley*
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« Reply #37 on: July 20, 2004, 06:16:51 PM »
Quote from: Senator Harry on July 20, 2004, 05:52:25 PM
Senator Harry announces he can beat everyone in the room at pool.  Everyone in the room promptly lines up and beats Harry, one-by-one.

The midget bartender gives it a try, but horribly misses the cue ball multiple times and gives up.
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« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2004, 09:02:12 PM »
Later Tonight:

"PBrunsel "Herbert Hoover Stand Up Comedy" Routine."
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« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2004, 01:53:23 AM »
Quote from: PBrunsel on July 20, 2004, 09:02:12 PM
Later Tonight:

"PBrunsel "Herbert Hoover Stand Up Comedy" Routine."

Yeah I can imagine the jokes..

How do you make millions poor? Elect Me! Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2004, 01:58:37 AM »
Quote from: Senator StatesRights on July 21, 2004, 01:53:23 AM
Quote from: PBrunsel on July 20, 2004, 09:02:12 PM
Later Tonight:

"PBrunsel "Herbert Hoover Stand Up Comedy" Routine."

Yeah I can imagine the jokes..

How do you make millions poor? Elect Me! Cheesy


ba-dum-bah!
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« Reply #41 on: July 21, 2004, 07:31:28 AM »
Quote from: Sen. Nation on July 21, 2004, 01:58:37 AM
Quote from: Senator StatesRights on July 21, 2004, 01:53:23 AM
Quote from: PBrunsel on July 20, 2004, 09:02:12 PM
Later Tonight:

"PBrunsel "Herbert Hoover Stand Up Comedy" Routine."

Yeah I can imagine the jokes..

How do you make millions poor? Elect Me! Cheesy


ba-dum-bah!

I hope that was from outside the window Wink
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« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2004, 01:09:03 PM »
Quote from: Senator StatesRights on July 21, 2004, 01:53:23 AM
Quote from: PBrunsel on July 20, 2004, 09:02:12 PM
Later Tonight:

"PBrunsel "Herbert Hoover Stand Up Comedy" Routine."

Yeah I can imagine the jokes..

How do you make millions poor? Elect Me! Cheesy

Mr. Hoover was walking with Andrew Mellon. At that time a call cost 10 cents. Hoover needed to call a friend so he told Mellon, "Give me a nickel, I need to call a friend." Mellon gave Hoover a dime, "Here" he said, "Call all your friends."

*Da-buhm-da!*

Thank's i'll be here all week. Smiley
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« Reply #43 on: July 21, 2004, 02:26:48 PM »
Quote from: PBrunsel on July 21, 2004, 01:09:03 PM
Quote from: Senator StatesRights on July 21, 2004, 01:53:23 AM
Quote from: PBrunsel on July 20, 2004, 09:02:12 PM
Later Tonight:

"PBrunsel "Herbert Hoover Stand Up Comedy" Routine."

Yeah I can imagine the jokes..

How do you make millions poor? Elect Me! Cheesy

Mr. Hoover was walking with Andrew Mellon. At that time a call cost 10 cents. Hoover needed to call a friend so he told Mellon, "Give me a nickel, I need to call a friend." Mellon gave Hoover a dime, "Here" he said, "Call all your friends."

*Da-buhm-da!*

Thank's i'll be here all week. Smiley


Shall I assume Hoover already had a nickel then? If it cost 10 cents to make a call. Tongue
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« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2004, 12:54:22 AM »
Reaganfan takes a shot of Jack, and falls on the floor. PBrunsel looks down and quotes Hoover.
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« Reply #45 on: July 22, 2004, 05:46:46 AM »
Quote from: Reaganfan on July 22, 2004, 12:54:22 AM
Reaganfan takes a shot of Jack, and falls on the floor. PBrunsel looks down and quotes Hoover.

Hey Hugh, we got another non-Senator!!!
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« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2004, 03:33:24 PM »
Quote from: Reaganfan on July 22, 2004, 12:54:22 AM
Reaganfan takes a shot of Jack, and falls on the floor. PBrunsel looks down and quotes Hoover.

I'm going to call security, this man is not a senator and he can't be in here.
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« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2004, 04:03:11 PM »
Quote from: Boss Tweed on July 23, 2004, 03:33:24 PM
Quote from: Reaganfan on July 22, 2004, 12:54:22 AM
Reaganfan takes a shot of Jack, and falls on the floor. PBrunsel looks down and quotes Hoover.

I'm going to call security, this man is not a senator and he can't be in here.

I told him that he could come in if he danced with a lamp shade on his head.  He did, so he is allowed.
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« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2004, 05:19:05 PM »
Governors and Cabinet Members are allowed in, but everything costs 10% extra for them and they can't use the pool table Wink
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« Reply #49 on: July 23, 2004, 09:27:32 PM »
I'm the Midget Bartender Governor... do I get free drinks? Smiley
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