Faith Alone Saves Humanity

[Mr. Reactionary]

In light of the outrageous, immoral, and ungodly decision to expel our faithful Christian brother DieselDogg from the SNP, (and over the Sabbath), I can no longer in good conscience remain a member of such party. Creeping Roman influence in the SNP has substituted the liberation found through faith in Christ to slavish dependence on a foreign fraternity to manually grant salvation in the Lord's stead.

Since we all know that faith alone saves humanity, it is important to have a national party that faithfully embodies that truth. Accordingly, I hereby organize the Faith Alone Saves Humanity Party. Our new party will be organized on true Christian principles. The same principles that saw democratic referenda in the South overwhelmingly ban simony, the selling of indulgences, recusancy, blasphemy, and heresy. The popular support is there. I invite all true believers to join the FASH Party. 

[Mr. Reactionary]

Bylaws

1. The FASH Party shall, from time to time, hold conventions to discuss party business, as the Lord Protector deems necessary.

2. No one may participate in a convention unless he or she was a registered party member at least 7 days prior to the convention, unless the Lord Protector grants a waiver.

3. The Lord Protector shall be the party executive. The Lord Protector is not a democratic office, and shall only transfer to a new person with the written consent of the current Lord Protector.

4. Party members in good standing shall be titled Deacons. Deacons may offer advice and counsel during conventions, debate matters, propose changes to the bylaws and conduct straw polls to show the opinions of the Deacons. No such changes or straw polls shall be binding on the final decision of the Lord Protector.

5. The Lord Protector shall be Mr. Reactionary.

6. By reading these bylaws, you are hereby agreeing to be bound thereby if you register for this party.

[Mr. Reactionary]

Issues/Positions

Supremacy of the Bible - We oppose the inclusion of the Books of Sirach, Tobit, Judith, 2 Maccabees, the Wisdom of Solomon, the Prayer of Manassah, and the Letter of Jeremiah in the Bible.

Idolatry - We support a federal and Southern tax on idols, a buyback program for existing idols, and a federal ban on passing children through the flames of Moloch.

Blasphemy - We support a federal ban modeled on Southern law.

Recusancy - We support a federal ban modeled on Southern law.

Spanking - We believe that sparing the rod spoils the child. We support corporal punishment as an option in schools.

Divorce - We support restrictions on no-fault divorce.

Adultery - We support a federal ban modeled on Southern law.

Simony - We support a federal ban modeled on Southern law.

Indulgences - We support a federal ban on sales modeled on Southern law.

Canon Law - We support the repeal of the Southern Promoting Holy Jurisdiction Act.

Pope Tunnels - We oppose the construction of the Atlantic Ocean Pope Tunnel and call for its immediate destruction.

Cannibalism - We support the repeal of the Southern Promoting Holy Communion Act and the full prosecution of persons eating human flesh and drinking human blood.

Excommunication - We support federal and Southern laws permitting persons whose souls are damned through excommunication to sue for damages.

Purgatory - We support a resolution denying the existence of Purgatory

Pornography - We think pornography is evil and should be prohibited.

Sex Toys - We support federal bans and restrictions on degenerate sex toys modeled on Southern law. We oppose the bestiality lobby and their pro-rape and pro-sex offender agenda.

Abortion - We support a federal ban modeled on Southern law.

Genetic Supersoldiers - We support reinstituting the federal ban on genetic supersoldiers that some degenerate Senators recently got rid of.

Racist AI - We support federal and Southern bans.

Chris Chan - We believe Chris Chan is a degenerate, blaspheming, false christ rapist who belongs in jail. We support all efforts to criminalize and lock up Chris Chan, including by attainder.

Bible boxes - We support the free distribution of Bibles to the public, including through Bible Boxes sent to all new patents. We oppose the inclusion of Bibles containing books not included in the true canon.

School Prayer - We support a federal Constitutional Amendment modeled on Southern law protecting school prayer.

Creationism in schools - We are agnostic on the issue.

In God We Trust - We support a federal ban modeled on Southern law requiring it on all postal vehicles.

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

is the party motto "Party like it's 1517"

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Will you be forming a coalition with FAT y de las JONS, or will both new parties operate independently of each other?

considering it looks like FAT is a pro-catholic splinter, I'd assume not.

[Liminal Trans Girl]

Will you be forming a coalition with FAT y de las JONS, or will both new parties operate independently of each other?

FAT is made out of Catholics

[Joseph Cao]

May I know the FASH Party's position on the inclusion of 1 and 2 Esdras and Bel and the Dragon in Biblical canon?

[Liminal Trans Girl]

May I know the FASH Party's position on the inclusion of 1 and 2 Esdras and Bel and the Dragon in Biblical canon?

I want to know what their opinion of Shrimp is

[Mr. Reactionary]

The Bible has the Book of Ezra and the Book of Nehemiah and if you want to be traditional you can combine the 2 into 1 book. There are no other valid Ezras, whether titled Ezra or Esdras.

We reject the additions to Esther.

Bel and the Dragon is probably fake but it is useful when arguing for the position that dinosaurs coexisted with man, so we are neutral on its inclusion in the canon. We do however reject the other additions to Daniel and Psalm 151.

1 maccabees is fine. It is useful history like Chronicles and is not polluted by the pharisees like 2 maccabees.

We believe the Pericope Adulterae is canon, as is the longer ending to Mark, the agony of Christ, and the words of forgiveness.

We acknowledge that the Johannine comma and the interpolation about the pool of Bethsada in John are probably scribal edits, but think that their inclusion is harmless.

While we tolerate dissent on the issue, we believe that Goliath was 4 cubits and a span, not 6 cubits and a span.

We believe that Jesus overturned kosher, as shown in Acts 10, and therefore the consumption of shrimp is tolerated. I personally do not enjoy it, but we will not seek to ban or single it out.

[fhtagn]

The protestant reformation and its consequences have not only been a disaster for the human race, but for the Atlasian right as well.

[Mr. Reactionary]

The protestant reformation and its consequences have not only been a disaster for the human race, but for the Atlasian right as well.

https://www.thecollector.com/terrible-catholic-popes/

Im not going to take lectures from someone who thinks that there is some alleged "unbroken chain" of infallibility that includes corrupt murderous perverts like the Borgia Popes,  Pope John-John XII, and Pope Bestiality IX who literally sold his office. Was that ex muhthedra? Slavish obedience to some guy in a dress and a pointy hat in clear contradiction of holy scripture isnt based. Its bad.

[fhtagn]

Slavish obedience to some guy in a dress and a pointy hat in clear contradiction of holy scripture isnt based. Its bad.

That's rich coming from y'all

[Mr. Reactionary]

Slavish obedience to some guy in a dress and a pointy hat in clear contradiction of holy scripture isnt based. Its bad.

That's rich coming from y'all

Looks like they learned that pagan stuff from yall.

[At-Large Senator LouisvilleThunder]

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

This is some content.

[fhtagn]

Slavish obedience to some guy in a dress and a pointy hat in clear contradiction of holy scripture isnt based. Its bad.

That's rich coming from y'all

Looks like they learned that pagan stuff from yall.

Just like everything else the Catholic Church has done since it was founded by Christ, y'all love to twist everything right and just into an unholy and outright godless shell of everything Jesus loved.

Let's not forget these embarrassments to the faith:





"i BeLiEvE iN tHe BibLe SO MUCH. TiMe To hAvE cOmMuNioN WiTh jUiCe BoXeS aNd cHiPs. JuSt LiKe wHaT tHe BibLe SaYs."

[Mr. Reactionary]

Pardon me for not needing to be drunk to get through a worship service.


 

"do ... do thiisss in membrance a meh"

Yall do respond to the bells like good little Pavlovian lap dogs, even when drunk.

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

[fhtagn]

Pardon me for not needing to be drunk to get through a worship service.


[snip]

"do ... do thiisss in membrance a meh"

Yall do respond to the bells like good little Pavlovian lap dogs, even when drunk.

Right, because this is totally normal church behavior:







In a sane world, we'd call this demonic.

[Mr. Reactionary]

And this is totally normal church behavior?



"Oh magic golden statue of not-God, we pray to thee to ask God a question on our behalf."

In a sane world, we'd call this idolatry.

Then again, Biblical reading comprehension has never been a Roman priority.

[Joseph Cao]

I don't actually know if there's a legitimate Holy War going on and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

[Liminal Trans Girl]

I don't actually know if there's a legitimate Holy War going on and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

I'm going to say yes.

In other unrelated news, I have started to sell weapons