Battle of the opebo quotes pt. 1

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I think I might do this periodically, putting up two hilarious quotes against each other. There's LOTS of material.

I'll start off with probably his two most famous:

Quote A:

Live birth abortion - YES

Tell me, do you have a soul?

No, prude, such things do not exist.

Quote B:

Max merely dresses girls just turned 18 up to look like they're twelve, then sodomizes them.  If this doesn't define liberty, what does?

[Gabu]

I think I might do this periodically, putting up two hilarious quotes against each other.

Why do you continually do things that you know no one wants you to do?

There is no logical explanation for such behavior.  Other than insanity.

[Keystone Phil]

There is no logical explanation for such behavior.  Other than insanity.

Such things don't exist, prude.

[7,052,770]

I chose Quote B, because to this day it makes me chuckle.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Option A describes Opebo's mental state very well and so I have to plump for that one.

[minionofmidas]

Option one, simply because it's true.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Quote B is true.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Quote B is true.

Max Hardcore is such a freedom fighter compared to Martin Luther King, I know.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Couldn't you at least find some new quotes, rather than ones from two years ago?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This is the first one, so I figured I'd start with his two most well known.

[Nym90]

It'd be more interesting to compare a quote from Red Opebo to one from Blue Opebo.

[opebo]

[nclib]

It'd be more interesting to compare a quote from Red Opebo to one from Blue Opebo.

Yeah, I remember blue opebo once claiming that only Republicans have principles.

[MaC]

tough call.  I'll say option 1 only because it's more functional.

[opebo]

It'd be more interesting to compare a quote from Red Opebo to one from Blue Opebo.

Yeah, I remember blue opebo once claiming that only Republicans have principles.

That's precisely why I'm a Democrat now.

[Keystone Phil]

It'd be more interesting to compare a quote from Red Opebo to one from Blue Opebo.

Yeah, I remember blue opebo once claiming that only Republicans have principles.

That's precisely why I'm a Democrat now.

...because you don't have/want principles?

[opebo]

It'd be more interesting to compare a quote from Red Opebo to one from Blue Opebo.

Yeah, I remember blue opebo once claiming that only Republicans have principles.

That's precisely why I'm a Democrat now.

...because you don't have/want principles?

Well, I find that 'principles' usually imply a belief in objective morality, which is the prelude to intolerance, as well as abdication of reason.

[Eraserhead]

Option 2

Personally I think Max Hardcore gives porn a bad name but that is still classic Opebo right there.

[Governor PiT]

B