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Question: Who would you vote for/Who would win?
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Satan/Satan
 
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Satan/O Donnell
 
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Romney/Satan
 
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Romney/Romney
 
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I'd rather have a O Donnell/DeGeneres ticket
 
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« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2007, 12:15:50 AM »

This is a tough one.  I'm having trouble telling the difference between the two. 

This is a tough one.  I'm having trouble telling the difference between oaksmarts and the three stooges.

You do realize that I'm just one person right?  Not three... 

Oh I forgot you don't know how to count... my bad.

Oh, I realize you're just one person alright. 

It's just that your statement is triply acerbic, therefore it begs a triple parallel.
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« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2007, 12:34:44 AM »

Mitt Romney          538 EV    90% PV   
Rosie O'Donnell        0  EV    10% PV



Romney's running against Satan, not Rosie O'Donnell.

Is there a difference?
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« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2007, 02:08:57 AM »

Mitt Romney          538 EV    90% PV   
Rosie O'Donnell        0  EV    10% PV



Romney's running against Satan, not Rosie O'Donnell.

Is there a difference?

Obviously not.
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« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2007, 02:10:09 AM »

This is a tough one.  I'm having trouble telling the difference between the two. 

This is a tough one.  I'm having trouble telling the difference between oaksmarts and the three stooges.

You do realize that I'm just one person right?  Not three... 

Oh I forgot you don't know how to count... my bad.

Oh, I realize you're just one person alright. 

It's just that your statement is triply acerbic, therefore it begs a triple parallel.

Can I be Curly?
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« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2007, 04:19:38 AM »

I see there are 4 Satan worshippers on this forum, at least as of 10:00 P.M., Monday, July 23, 2007.

Maybe there's another site on the internet that you would enjoy more, maybe something like Satan Worshippers Anonymous, or something like that.

*Yawn* Shouldn't you be out protesting the latest Harry Potter book?
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« Reply #30 on: July 24, 2007, 10:13:20 AM »

I see the number of Satan worshippers on this forum now stands at 6, with 5 who would vote for Satan and pick Satan to win, and 1 who would vote for Satan and picks O'Donnell to win, as of 11:00 A.M  July 24, 2007.

Perhaps the 6 of you could all get together and form your own coven, or whatever it is you call yourselves when you hold your secret meetings.     
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« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2007, 12:19:04 AM »

I have a suggestion for running mates for a Presidential election between Mitt Romney and Rosie O'Donnell

Mitt Romney and Donald Trump, a ticket of two business moguls, Romney's net worth approx half a billion, Trump's net worth approx 3 billion

Rosie O'Donnell and Barney Frank, an all gay ticket

Trump would have a great time running around the country ridiculing O'Donnell

Frank would have a great time running around the country ridiculing Romney 
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« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2007, 01:33:26 AM »

I have a suggestion for running mates for a Presidential election between Mitt Romney and Rosie O'Donnell

Mitt Romney and Donald Trump, a ticket of two business moguls, Romney's net worth approx half a billion, Trump's net worth approx 3 billion

Rosie O'Donnell and Barney Frank, an all gay ticket

Trump would have a great time running around the country ridiculing O'Donnell

Frank would have a great time running around the country ridiculing Romney 

I'd either move to Canada or commit suicide.... maybe both.
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« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2007, 11:03:17 AM »

I see the number of Satan worshippers on this forum now stands at 6, with 5 who would vote for Satan and pick Satan to win, and 1 who would vote for Satan and picks O'Donnell to win, as of 11:00 A.M  July 24, 2007.

Perhaps the 6 of you could all get together and form your own coven, or whatever it is you call yourselves when you hold your secret meetings.     

Well, unlike Romney, at least Satan sticks to his positions every 14 years.
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« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2007, 09:18:49 PM »

Hell...(no pun intended) Satan has been sticking to his positions for eternity.

Top that Romney.
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« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2007, 09:28:33 PM »

Ah, two more Satan worshippers I see.
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« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2007, 09:49:49 PM »


Are you going to call anyone who sees a flaw in Romney hat Satan doesn't possess a Satan worshipper? All I said was that Satan was an honest politician, unlike Romney.
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« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2007, 10:11:30 PM »


Are you going to call anyone who sees a flaw in Romney hat Satan doesn't possess a Satan worshipper? All I said was that Satan was an honest politician, unlike Romney.

Truly, there is no other conclusion that one can come to when one draws a comparison between Satan and any decent, God fearing individual, in any way, shape, or form.
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« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2007, 10:18:04 PM »

Romney may be god fearing... but there's no way in hell (no pun intended) he's decent.
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