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Question: Should masturbation be legal?
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Yes. Hey!! I can't SEE!!		  
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No. Life begins at ejactulation. Why do you HATE JEBUS YOU HOMOINSGURGENT BABYEATING COMMUNIST JEW ATHEIST RETARD LIBRUL DIMMERCRAT!!!		  
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I just think I threw up in my mouth a little.		  
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Masturbation should only be allowed in the cases of rape, insest and in the mortal defence of the father.		  
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« on: July 28, 2007, 11:26:23 PM »
Couldn't resist.
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2007, 02:14:34 AM »
The Catholic Church will hate me for saying this, but yes, masturbation should be legal. If a man can't get laid, then that's his only option to play with his genitals.
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2007, 12:45:31 PM »
Yes. It's cheaper and safer than hookers.
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2007, 12:47:37 PM »
It's none of the government's business what somebody does in private.
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2007, 01:00:58 PM »
Quote from: เอเชีย อุทธัจ on July 29, 2007, 12:47:37 PM
It's none of the government's business what somebody does in private.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2007, 01:04:58 PM »
What if it's hot?
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2007, 01:18:40 PM »

TMI.
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2007, 01:25:11 PM »

Don't be prude.
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2007, 04:21:58 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2007, 04:44:37 PM »
Yeah, but what if the government wants in on the hot action? Does anyone consider the government's sexual needs and wants?
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2007, 04:56:02 PM »
Quote from: Angry_Weasel on July 29, 2007, 04:44:37 PM
Yeah, but what if the government wants in on the hot action? Does anyone consider the government's sexual needs and wants?

Hey if Sarah Palin wants to join in with me, then I'm all for it. 

As long as that is kept from my wife!
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2007, 05:05:02 PM »
Quote from: CPT MikeyMike on July 29, 2007, 04:56:02 PM
Quote from: Angry_Weasel on July 29, 2007, 04:44:37 PM
Yeah, but what if the government wants in on the hot action? Does anyone consider the government's sexual needs and wants?

Hey if Sarah Palin wants to join in with me, then I'm all for it. 

As long as that is kept from my wife!

Naughty Naughty Wink She does look like a high-class adult model, doesn't she. Like the type that old-blood politicians have their indiscretions with.
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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2007, 05:08:00 PM »
Quote from: Angry_Weasel on July 29, 2007, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: CPT MikeyMike on July 29, 2007, 04:56:02 PM
Quote from: Angry_Weasel on July 29, 2007, 04:44:37 PM
Yeah, but what if the government wants in on the hot action? Does anyone consider the government's sexual needs and wants?

Hey if Sarah Palin wants to join in with me, then I'm all for it. 

As long as that is kept from my wife!

Naughty Naughty Wink She does look like a high-class adult model, doesn't she. Like the type that old-blood politicians have their indiscretions with.

Now wait a second...if she's an old-blood politician, then she might not like what I have planned for our little encounter! Wink

Trust me, the Army and College have taught me a good thing or two!
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« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2007, 08:27:44 AM »
How the hell would anyone enforce it being illegal?
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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2007, 08:34:52 AM »
Quote from: 24 DuPont Chevrolet on July 30, 2007, 08:27:44 AM
How the hell would anyone enforce it being illegal?

it wouldn't be that big of a stretch on the Patriot Act
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« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2007, 08:38:58 AM »
Quote from: 24 DuPont Chevrolet on July 30, 2007, 08:27:44 AM
How the hell would anyone enforce it being illegal?

Ask the Mormons. They have experience with their Anti-Masturbation-Squads ... Wink

Ah and yeah: Donīt vote for Mitt Romney if you want to continue being free ... Tongue
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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2007, 08:58:20 AM »
Quote from: Harry the Great on July 30, 2007, 08:34:52 AM
Quote from: 24 DuPont Chevrolet on July 30, 2007, 08:27:44 AM
How the hell would anyone enforce it being illegal?

it wouldn't be that big of a stretch on the Patriot Act
Ummm.., yes it would be.  The Patriot Act is to do wiretaps and stuff like that, they aren't actually in your bedroom like enforcing this would have to be.  And it would require constant monitoring
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« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2007, 10:00:14 AM »
Well, you are the fundie, how would you enforce an abortion ban? The answer: The same way you would enforce a masturbation ban.
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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2007, 09:49:24 PM »
I'll say no, that way it'll be even more fun.
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« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2007, 09:53:21 PM »
Quote from: 1st class asshole on July 30, 2007, 09:49:24 PM
I'll say no, that way it'll be even more fun.
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« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2007, 12:20:59 AM »
Quote from: Jomy Marks Shin on July 29, 2007, 12:47:37 PM
It's none of the government's business what somebody does in private.

It's none of the government's business what you do LEGALLY in private.  If you rape someone, it'll probably be in private, and the government has business in that case.
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« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2007, 11:10:12 AM »
Quote from: Snowguy716 on July 31, 2007, 12:20:59 AM
Quote from: Jomy Marks Shin on July 29, 2007, 12:47:37 PM
It's none of the government's business what somebody does in private.

It's none of the government's business what you do LEGALLY in private.  If you rape someone, it'll probably be in private, and the government has business in that case.

Especially if its hot. Cpt.Mikeys Sarah Palin comments.
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« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2007, 11:29:50 AM »
Just asking the question proves you've been beating it too often.
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« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2007, 03:38:06 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2007, 04:20:00 PM »

Glad to know that you all support wife-beating!
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