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Question: Should masturbation be legal?
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Yes. Hey!! I can't SEE!!		  
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No. Life begins at ejactulation. Why do you HATE JEBUS YOU HOMOINSGURGENT BABYEATING COMMUNIST JEW ATHEIST RETARD LIBRUL DIMMERCRAT!!!		  
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I just think I threw up in my mouth a little.		  
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42		  
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Pie		  
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Masturbation should only be allowed in the cases of rape, insest and in the mortal defence of the father.		  
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« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2007, 04:22:21 PM »

When did you stop beating your wife, Al?
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« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2007, 05:09:33 PM »
Ok fine. It's none of the government's business whether someone masturbates or not.
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« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2007, 05:17:49 PM »

Read again Al, somebody, indicating a single individual and (s)he does in private. Somebody does not imply more than one individual, rather it does the opposite - therefore excluding Wife-beating from what somebody can do in private (unless this person happens to be a wife, and beats herself up.... )

So there, smartarse. Tongue
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« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2007, 08:50:14 PM »
Quote from: Snowguy716 on July 31, 2007, 12:20:59 AM
Quote from: Jomy Marks Shin on July 29, 2007, 12:47:37 PM
It's none of the government's business what somebody does in private.

It's none of the government's business what you do LEGALLY in private.  If you rape someone, it'll probably be in private, and the government has business in that case.
Hold up son, the government defines what's legal.  That's the very nature of the thread, "should masturbation be legal."  You need to rework your argument.  But I see what you mean....keep with the status quo.
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« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2007, 10:27:25 PM »
24 votes... almost 30 replied and 400 views...this was supposed to be a joke.
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« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2007, 11:26:03 PM »
Quote from: Angry_Weasel on July 31, 2007, 10:27:25 PM
24 votes... almost 30 replied and 400 views...this was supposed to be a joke.

My favorite political science teacher said that issues that will gain a lot of attention are ones refering to sex.  Abortion, gays in military, gay marraige, status of sex-offenders, the list goes on...
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« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2007, 11:35:43 PM »
...maybe as Zardoz said:

The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth... and kill!

That would actually be a good Republican stump speech that would kill both the Foreign Policy and Civil Policy birds with one stone in a very "articulate" manner.
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« Reply #32 on: August 01, 2007, 12:04:50 AM »
Well done Angry!!!
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« Reply #33 on: August 01, 2007, 12:08:18 AM »
It's illegal?
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« Reply #34 on: August 01, 2007, 12:33:09 AM »
not to my knowledge
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« Reply #35 on: August 01, 2007, 12:20:19 PM »

Thanks. That should be my sig.
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« Reply #36 on: August 01, 2007, 12:55:06 PM »
I voted for boobs
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« Reply #37 on: August 01, 2007, 12:55:50 PM »


That's nice.
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« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2007, 03:36:53 PM »
Quote from: Harry the Great on August 02, 2007, 03:33:53 PM
Quote from: Angry_Weasel on July 31, 2007, 11:10:12 AM
Quote from: Snowguy716 on July 31, 2007, 12:20:59 AM
Quote from: Jomy Marks Shin on July 29, 2007, 12:47:37 PM
It's none of the government's business what somebody does in private.

It's none of the government's business what you do LEGALLY in private.  If you rape someone, it'll probably be in private, and the government has business in that case.

Especially if its hot. Cpt.Mikeys Sarah Palin comments.

I considered masturbating to Sarah Palin's photo gallery on her official website once, but decided it was probably too disrespectful to objectify a US Governor like that.

Too...

Much....

INFORMATION.......

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« Reply #39 on: August 02, 2007, 08:29:54 PM »

My left hand is my 'wife'.  Which is yours?
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« Reply #40 on: August 02, 2007, 11:45:38 PM »
that might be the least best way to find out someone is a fellow lefty.
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« Reply #41 on: August 03, 2007, 01:30:31 AM »
Quote from: Lieutenant Governor Sensei on August 02, 2007, 11:45:38 PM
that might be the least best way to find out someone is a fellow lefty.


You mean, which palm is the hairiest?
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« Reply #42 on: August 03, 2007, 05:00:31 AM »
Quote from: Lieutenant Governor Sensei on August 02, 2007, 11:45:38 PM
that might be the least best way to find out someone is a fellow lefty.

Actually I am right-handed, but I changed to the left for my main hobby back in the 1980s.  I didn't want to end up looking asymetrical.
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« Reply #43 on: August 03, 2007, 09:35:34 AM »
It should be legal, and anyone who says otherwise is a retard.
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« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2007, 09:40:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick Charles on August 03, 2007, 09:35:34 AM
It should be legal, and anyone who says otherwise is a retard.
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« Reply #45 on: August 03, 2007, 09:00:32 PM »
well, I'm just left-handed... Do I get points for that?
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« Reply #46 on: August 03, 2007, 09:05:01 PM »
It can be hard work sometimes in that it frequently results in cramp Sad

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« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2007, 11:04:09 AM »
Quote from: Harry the Great on August 02, 2007, 03:33:53 PM
Quote from: Angry_Weasel on July 31, 2007, 11:10:12 AM
Quote from: Snowguy716 on July 31, 2007, 12:20:59 AM
Quote from: Jomy Marks Shin on July 29, 2007, 12:47:37 PM
It's none of the government's business what somebody does in private.

It's none of the government's business what you do LEGALLY in private.  If you rape someone, it'll probably be in private, and the government has business in that case.

Especially if its hot. Cpt.Mikeys Sarah Palin comments.

I considered masturbating to Sarah Palin's photo gallery on her official website once, but decided it was probably too disrespectful to objectify a US Governor like that.

GODDAM HARRY, YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT, YOU SHOULD BE MASTURBATING TO JANET RENO'S PHOTO GALLERY !



HANDS READY ?
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« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2007, 01:48:04 PM »
Quote from: Tender Branson on August 05, 2007, 11:04:09 AM
Quote from: Harry the Great on August 02, 2007, 03:33:53 PM
Quote from: Angry_Weasel on July 31, 2007, 11:10:12 AM
Quote from: Snowguy716 on July 31, 2007, 12:20:59 AM
Quote from: Jomy Marks Shin on July 29, 2007, 12:47:37 PM
It's none of the government's business what somebody does in private.

It's none of the government's business what you do LEGALLY in private.  If you rape someone, it'll probably be in private, and the government has business in that case.

Especially if its hot. Cpt.Mikeys Sarah Palin comments.

I considered masturbating to Sarah Palin's photo gallery on her official website once, but decided it was probably too disrespectful to objectify a US Governor like that.

GODDAM HARRY, YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT, YOU SHOULD BE MASTURBATING TO JANET RENO'S PHOTO GALLERY !



HANDS READY ?
That looks ugly.
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« Reply #49 on: August 05, 2007, 03:36:09 PM »
Failure
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