Not good. Details not needed. You all know why 
All leading Democrats and Republicans are filmed having a bisexual orgy the day before the New Hampshire primary. Gporter is the only won left standing - he then wins 270-268 against a homeless nazi guy running on the "I want my shoes back" ticket.
Be that a Phoenix Nights reference?
No actually, I have never watched
Phoenix nights. It was reference some joke poll posted in the forum before (well, the homeless nazi guy bit.. I just made up the bold bit on the spot.)
As for Al, A glorious victory by over 80EVs as he carries all the south (except Texas and florida), the Plains and the Rust belt. But loses the NE except Mass and RI, wins West Virginia by 65 points.
