Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[Sam Spade]

Wanting to censor a poster because he posts on another forum (or because of what he posts on another forum) goes beyond the pale.  Banning people for what they post on this site is all that really matters.

But then again, that never really counted with Jesus, et al.

[Ebowed]

Wanting to censor a poster because he posts on another forum (or because of what he posts on another forum) goes beyond the pale.  Banning people for what they post on this site is all that really matters.

No one's calling for a ban.

[Sam Spade]

Wanting to censor a poster because he posts on another forum (or because of what he posts on another forum) goes beyond the pale.  Banning people for what they post on this site is all that really matters.

No one's calling for a ban.

I meant to insert the word "censor" where I put "ban", but I wasn't fast enough. 

[bgwah]

Wanting to censor a poster because he posts on another forum (or because of what he posts on another forum) goes beyond the pale.  Banning people for what they post on this site is all that really matters.

No one's calling for a ban.

I meant to insert the word "censor" where I put "ban", but I wasn't fast enough. 

I've been censored plenty of times. What are you talking about?

[Ebowed]

I noticed everyone in this thred is a Dem. just pathetic.

No. What is pathetic is joining stormfront.

[Eraserhead]

Wanting to censor a poster because he posts on another forum (or because of what he posts on another forum) goes beyond the pale.  Banning people for what they post on this site is all that really matters.

But then again, that never really counted with Jesus, et al.

calling himself Jesus is offessive to Christians.

Not normal ones who have a life.

[Alcon]

OK, enough, everyone.  Change the topic.

[Joe Republic]

This new mine appears to have already exhausted its comedy seam.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This entire thread needs to be put in the comedy goldmine.

Agreed. And just when you thought it couldn't get any funnier..

I noticed everyone in this thred is a Dem. just pathetic.

Not anymore!

LouDobbs08/LouDobbs08

I don't support people who referred to certain world leaders as "Zionist pawns" or believes that the CFR hate the United States and are trying to unify it under a one world goverment or launches attacks on "international bankers" especially focusing on, guess who?, the Rothschilds.

Disgusting.

David Icke - Was Hitler A Rothschild



http://www.scribd.com/doc/63663/David-Icke-Was-Hitler-A-Rothschild

Yes, he just cited DAVID ICKE as a source.

[Sam Spade]

This entire thread needs to be put in the comedy goldmine.

Agreed. And just when you thought it couldn't get any funnier..

I noticed everyone in this thred is a Dem. just pathetic.

Not anymore!

LouDobbs08/LouDobbs08

I don't support people who referred to certain world leaders as "Zionist pawns" or believes that the CFR hate the United States and are trying to unify it under a one world goverment or launches attacks on "international bankers" especially focusing on, guess who?, the Rothschilds.

Disgusting.

David Icke - Was Hitler A Rothschild



http://www.scribd.com/doc/63663/David-Icke-Was-Hitler-A-Rothschild

Yes, he just cited DAVID ICKE as a source.

Citing David Icke is definitely comedy goldmine material.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Ha, this guy keeps them coming. In the thread "Who will be the first non-white President?"

I should add Alan Keyes to the list.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

It had to be done...

I vote for the one that didn't exterminate millions of people.

I voted for Hitler too.

wow, what with all the neo-nazi's?

[Eraserhead]

DU BIST EIN ALTE PUTZE!

Speak English or get out! Damned immigrants...

[KEmperor]

I was amused:

What if- there was no secular issues?

That divergence is easy to get. Ok. Have both the Jay clause pout in the constitution(basically strips catholics of any rights) during the constitutional convention. By now, America is a place where Pat Robertson is mainstream.

Wait the Constitution strips Catholics of rights?  idk that.

[Ebowed]

After a trip to the old fashioned candy area in the store...I "smoke" a bubble gum cigar...

[Eraserhead]

After a trip to the old fashioned candy area in the store...I "smoke" a bubble gum cigar...

This is Naso.

[King]

Needs to work on that acne.

[Eraserhead]

SCREW You Commie Scum none of it is even racist. if anything its critcal of racist on their. why don't you be a man and confront a real racist!

Why haven't you put your two cents into that thread yet BRTD? It is pretty amazing stuff.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

After a trip to the old fashioned candy area in the store...I "smoke" a bubble gum cigar...

This is Naso.

Trying to smoke crack with a bubblegum cigar. When will you learn Rick Astley?

[Ebowed]

Anyway, I voted opebo/Paul, and I'll still stand by that.

we found the one person you'd vote for over Ron Paul.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXZhoq6ip6U

Better in Context..

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Utah is racist so it wouldn't vote for me. However, even despite the extreme racism I'd get within a hair of winning Utah.

Oh now your accusing the fine citezens of Utah of racism.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Robert Stark.. the gift that keeps on giving.. Read in full...

BACK BREAKING NEWS

September 15, 2007

As We Continue to Identify the Enemies
of the American Revolution in the 21st Century
and Annihilate Them


GREENSPAN FINGERS BUSH-CLINTON CRIME FAMILY IN SECRET GRAND JURY

By Tom Heneghan

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Alan Greenspan, left, steps down Jan. 31 after more than 18 years in office, making way for Bernanke, center, a former Fed governor and current White House economic adviser. Bernanke was nominated by President Bush and is expected to win easy Senate confirmation next month.
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It can now be reported that former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan has testified in a secret National Security Court in Virginia that both the Bush and Clinton Crime Syndicate misused the Federal Reserve system for their own personal financial and political gain.

Further, Greenspan now believes that the current Federal Reserve under Chairman Ben Bernanke is being threatened and blackmailed to lower interest rates, which would place the world banking system in chaos as monetary and currency inflation could reach chaotic levels.

Reference: Informed sources familiar with Bank of America and Bear Stearns allege that the Federal Reserve is on orders from Bushfraud to bail out Bank of America and the Bear Stearns Hedge Fund.

Note: The Northern Rock Bank of the United Kingdom has already collapsed because of the criminal money laundering of both Bank of America and Bear Stearns Hedge Fund.

Bush is actually using the Patriot Act to give the Federal Reserve command and control decisions on monetary policies.

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Bush-Clinton Crime Family Dynasty
(WSJ photo)

Greenspan has testified in a Virginia National Security Court that both current occupant Bushfraud and his father, former President Bush, along with Bill and Hillary Clinton used the Federal Reserve to set up private offshore alleged national security proprietary accounts for the purpose of laundering narcotics profits from their noted America Global China-Iran/Contra-Mena, Arkansas piggy bank.

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Madeleine Albright (Foto: CHIP EAST/REUTERS)

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Representing the Bushes and Clintons in this Federal Reserve bucket shop operation were none other than Madeleine Albright i.e. Halfbright, on behalf of the Clintons and former CIA Director, member of the Iraq Study Group and current United States Secretary of Defense Robert Gates on behalf of the Bushes.

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Robert Gates and Bushfraud

Item One: Greenspan has also presented evidence showing the misuse of Civitas Stonebridge LLC as a Bush-Clinton Crime Family money laundry for stolen U.S. Treasury and Federal Reserve financial instruments.

Item Two: Civitas Stonebridge LLC was the corporate entity that approved Bushfraud’s attempted sale of U.S. portal authority to Dubai Ports World in the United Arab Emirates.

It should also be reported that Mossad agent Sandy Berger, former Clinton National Security Adviser, who now works as an advisor to unelectable Hillary closet lesbian Rodenhurst Clinton not only stole 9/11 evidence out of the United States National Archives, but also took financial records and secret account numbers tied to the Bush-Clinton Crime Family.

9/11 AND HILLARY, BUSH, BERGER AND KARL ROVE
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=147509065&blogID=309796156

Stay tuned folks. We will soon post the Queen Melusina aka Hillary Rodenhurst Clinton’s secret offshore account in the Bahamas and the Bush Crime Family-Saddam Hussein-Queen of England’s secret Coots Bank account.

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former Presidents H.W. Bush and business partner Bill Clinton

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Bushfraud and business partner unelectable Hillary Clinton

How dare you, you conspiratorial tyrants and kings and notable queens!

P.S. Bushfraud has already used the Patriot Act to illegally fire U.S. Attorneys and hold back and stonewall the implementation of the Reagan-Mitterrand-Wanta Protocols.

P.P.S. The major U.S. network benefiting from this Federal Reserve crime spree on behalf of the Bushes and Clintons is none other than General Electric’s NBC, 202-885-4200.

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Tim Russert (NBC)
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Tim Russert and current Republican MSNBC talk show hosts Joe Scarborough and Chris Matthews have benefited from financial insider trading tips from Greenspan’s Federal Reserve wife, NBC foreign policy correspondent Andrea Mitchell.
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Andrea Mitchell and Alan Greenspan

One last note: The Federal Reserve crime spree also involves the Bush-Clinton Crime Family use of the offshore accounts to finance the Bush-Clinton True Colors assassination teams on American soil and worldwide, that targeted both John F. Kennedy Jr. and former Vice President, now duly elected, non-inaugurated President Albert Gore Jr.

Anyone still not convinced?

[Eraserhead]

Robert Stark is a funny fellow.

[Sensei]

Robert Stark is a funny fellow.

yeah, he's like a racist Naso.