Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[Robespierre's Jaw]

What is bad about that.

white people:



non-white people:



any questions

[Hatman 🍁]

ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAUCUS

Let's just say that at the end of the day, you'll definitley have 100% of precincts reporting.

They'll be recounting me all day long.

Although really that whole thread, inspirational BRTD quote included, belongs here.

My response was funnier

"That's what she said" is never funny

We could never be friends.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Before I go to sleep at night, I check under my bed for John McCain.

If I found John McCain under my bed, I might scream.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Yet another Classic Naso Moment.

The real question is why anyone should see Rambo in the first place.  Seriously people, did someone bludgeon Stallone so hard that he thinks we're back in the 1980s again?  First Rocky and now Rambo?  Someone needs to put this geezer in a hospice before he breaks his hip.  Its obvious from his speech he's had at least one stroke and continuing to star in dangerous roles like these is only going to make another one all the more likely.

HEY...just be glad we are not moving back towards the 1990's popular culture.

As I've stated...I'd take "Cheers", Bruce Springsteen and Reagan over "Friends", The Spice Girls and Clinton anyday. (Not to say I didn't like "Friends" but nothing beats 80's popular culture)

By the way...women looked alot better in the 80's than the 90's. The 80's had long thick, curly hair on women...the 90's had that damn "eurodance" straight hair crap that turns me off.

[Јas]

Re; the Piedmont... it's the most (or one of the most) Republican parts of the state.

Is it the least African-American?

Dave

It's one of the most Republican parts of the state.

[Keystone Phil]

Hey Mario! Where's Princess Toadstool? Don't bump your head on any [?] boxes!

As a kid who looks like a goomba, you would certainly be an authority on this.

LOL!

[YRABNNRM]

Jake, remove your obscene and offensive language, or I will have it removed for you.

I am not kidding.

[Gabu]

Jake, remove your obscene and offensive language, or I will have it removed for you.

I am not kidding.

For the record, here is what Jake said:

Romney is on the move, with a very real chance at the nomination.

Soak that in folks. Scary as all fuck isn't it?

I'm becoming more and more convinced that this whole "romney orgasm" thing is just a joke.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I'll go back to the Golden Arches if he wins.

Work anyplace that will employ you.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

But you have to remember...I'm ugly. You, as I've seen you have hot girlfriends, are not. It's this terrible red hair. It made me a model at 10 and a loser by 20!

Naso, shut the hell up.

[Sensei]

But you have to remember...I'm ugly. You, as I've seen you have hot girlfriends, are not. It's this terrible red hair. It made me a model at 10 and a loser by 20!

Naso, shut the hell up.

I opened this thread for the distinct reason that I was going to post that.

[Ebowed]

Jake, remove your obscene and offensive language, or I will have it removed for you.

I am not kidding.

For the record, here is what Jake said:

Romney is on the move, with a very real chance at the nomination.

Soak that in folks. Scary as all fuck isn't it?

I'm becoming more and more convinced that this whole "romney orgasm" thing is just a joke.

Nah dude, he's just a Mormon.  Profanity is seriously prohibited or something.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Wanna borrow some windex to clean your crystal ball, cause it sure as hell isn't showing you a clear picture. 

[Keystone Phil]

Like more liberal than the party platform and more liberal than my grandma.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

All of Inks comments in that thread belong here.

[Gabu]

one time i met a rapist and he voted for reagan

raping people is a mainstream GOP view

[J. J.]

Ah, what's that lit up dove doing there? 

Probably pissed off you ate its friend, the psychic pidgeon

FUNNIEST POST EVER!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This whole thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=69312.0

[Aizen]

Oh noes, someone hit Tony Blair for 10 damage!

Someone get him a potion!

(neutral)

[Keystone Phil]

LOL PHIL MUST BE SOOOOO UPSET!! HIS HERO WANTS A GUY THAT ISN'T PHIL!!!!!!

^^^

The epitome of cool.

[Gabu]

Oh noes, someone hit Tony Blair for 10 damage!

Someone get him a potion!

(neutral)

I was wondering if anyone would notice that post.

[Sensei]

Wow. I wasn't very well-informed.

You joined the forum three months ago.

[minionofmidas]

What else would you expect from these pot smoking, crack addicted, pinko, commie, leftist, looney, low life scum? 

i love you too

#_# ~**~ very, very much ~**~ #_#

hurr



i hope you're a terrorist because i love hugging terrorists ;#

[Robespierre's Jaw]

At least Mitt Romney did not flip flop about which party his loyalties are with.  Romney has always remained loyal to the Republican Party, through thick and thin, through good times and bad.

[King]

But right at the end of the 70's, about 1978 to about 1983...things were really good.

If only I had been given the privilege to have lived in America's Golden Age: the late 1970s.