If you had to have a 12 hour conversation with one of these posters...

[Eraserhead]

Suicide is NOT an option.

[Bacon King]

DWTL and Stark would each be too ignorant to tolerate; Straha would be too annoying in his desperate attempts at humor; Carlhayden would be pretty boring. Opebo, even if you disagree with the man, is the sole option.

[MODU]

Carl - I could finally get him squared away
DWDL - Might be entertaining, though he is just a kid
Opie - Suicide... oh wait, that's not an option
Stark - Easily talk about the Reform party again
Straha - I think it would be the best laugh I've had in years

I say Straha.  No thinking would be required.  Just laugh.

[Eraserhead]

I say Straha.  No thinking would be required.  Just laugh.

Agreed.

[Friz]

Straha definitely.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

CARLHAYDEN. It'd be like Robert Stark but even more amusing since Robert Stark is less prone ot screaming rants than CARLHAYDEN.

[Alcon]

Opie, intellectually and generally lazy as he may be, does have an interesting life.

[opebo]

Opie, intellectually and generally lazy as he may be, does have an interesting life.

If you think about it, laziness is definitely not a negative when it comes to 'persons to have a conversation with' - pretty much the converse.  Oh and thanks old man.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Opebo is my second choice. He really should get AIM or MSN since I can use more... interesting people on my buddy lists.

[minionofmidas]

12 hours is dreadfully long.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

opebo

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

opebo

And I am not surprised.

[Jake]

Opebo and I have had extremely useful conversations before. The rest I have on ignore.

[Sensei]

Straha would be a trip.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Straha would be a trip.

I have both MSN and AIM, Sensei.

[Inmate Trump]

Which one of them is into guys?  Because that would be the deciding factor for me right there...

[Joe Republic]

I'd pick one of them at random.  I don't mind sitting quietly for 12 hours, as long as I have a really good book and something to eat.

[Speed of Sound]

Opebo, easy.


Its all the comedy of the rest minus my underlying desire to punch them in the face multiple times really hard.

[NDN]

Straha, it's not like we haven't had insanely long conversations before anyway. Opebo would be "interesting."

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

I noticed nobody picked Robert Stark.

[WalterMitty]

you people do realize that opebo is an act?  he doesnt really exist, at least not the way you all think he does.

sure, he exists as a middle aged white guy picking up young hookers in thailand.  everything else about him is fake, im sure 

of that list, i guess id pick carlhayden.  he has alluded to the fact that he personally knows some politicians and knows some dirt on them.  im a sucker for gossip.

[Joe Republic]

you people do realize that opebo is an act?  he doesnt really exist, at least not the way you all think he does.

sure, he exists as a middle aged white guy picking up young hookers in thailand.  everything else about him is fake, im sure 

Don't worry, I'm fully aware of this too.  I just don't find the act particularly entertaining.

[12th Doctor]

Straha... I have had IM conversations with him before.  He's not bad to talk to at all.

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Obviously Opebo.

[Gustaf]

Carlhayden has always been nice to me and I think I would be able to handle that situation. I believe we could have an interesting discussion on matters such as general political strategy or perhaps some other topic. Of course, I would do my best to avoid immigration...

Robert Stark would be embarassing, Opebo and Straha would make me morally sick.

DWTL would simply bore me. I think people fail to realize that why it may be amusing to read things these people say having to listen to it in real-time would be much less amusing. I generally don't enjoy listening to nutjobs or evil people talking for extensive periods of time.