Have you ever had a Girlfriend before?

[Reaganfan]

Sorry bro, but Keesler AFB is a sausage fest (at least it was in '95).  It's mostly computer dorks and not a lot of chicks are computer dorks.  The locals are constantly picked over by the tech school kids so the good ones are all gone with their new AF husbands.  I aint saying it wont happen, but don't expect it to. (especially if you don't look like Brad Pitt)

thats a good thing for him...guys that are a bunch of computer dorks?  that means less competition from alpha-males.   

And anywhere you go stateside in the Air Force is a sausage-fest (with the exception of perhaps DC), because chances are you will be assigned to a military town, which is one more reason I recommend an overseas assignment

Who knows...I am still not even set on what AF Job I should take. I'm not gonna be dating other women in the AF with me...are you nuts? You actually think I would stand a shot when they would have all those other dudes to choose from?

[Bay Ridge, Bklyn! Born and Bred]

I don't know what you people are talking about with "innocent southern girls" and aww shucks wort of stuff, shut the hell up already, I've lived in both regions of the country while being an active member the game, the only real difference is the staggering abundance of girls who rate an 8 or above below the Mason-Dixon, in my personal experience and that of others there is no lack of good looking women in the south who are up for a good time in any and many capacities.

women south of the mason-dixon are easy (or appear to be easy), because the pool of decent male partners is of such low quality, they will basically throw themselves at you if you are a reasonbly good-looking, socially intelligent, well-educated guy.   Most Southern men, from what I've observed in my days of bar-hopping and clubbing all across the south, are either weirdos, socially awkward, "redneck" types, shabbily dressed, complete and utter chodes, and--to my surprise--don't approach women.

[Reaganfan]

I don't know what you people are talking about with "innocent southern girls" and aww shucks wort of stuff, shut the hell up already, I've lived in both regions of the country while being an active member the game, the only real difference is the staggering abundance of girls who rate an 8 or above below the Mason-Dixon, in my personal experience and that of others there is no lack of good looking women in the south who are up for a good time in any and many capacities.

women south of the mason-dixon are easy (or appear to be easy), because the pool of decent male partners is of such low quality, they will basically throw themselves at you if you are a reasonbly good-looking, socially intelligent, well-educated guy.   Most Southern men, from what I've observed in my days of bar-hopping and clubbing all across the south, are either weirdos, socially awkward, "redneck" types, shabbily dressed, complete and utter chodes, and--to my surprise--don't approach women.

Alright, I'll be fine

[Bay Ridge, Bklyn! Born and Bred]

Whatever you do, don't go up North.  I haven't ever been there, but from what I've heard, the girls are frigid hags, both literally and figuratively, the typical feminist type that nclib would endear himself to.

no, they just have higher standards

[Speed of Sound]

Whatever you do, don't go up North.  I haven't ever been there, but from what I've heard, the girls are frigid hags, both literally and figuratively, the typical feminist type that nclib would endear himself to.

no, they just have higher standards

Fixed.

[Reaganfan]

I just got an instant message from a girl I know who lives in New York, and she said she wanted to let me know she had a dream about me. The dream was that I was in New York with her, but my hair was purple, and that as she was showing me the Empire State Building...I turned all rubbery like "Strech Armstrong". Then she woke up.

What is the matter with this world?

[Bacon King]

I just got an instant message from a girl I know who lives in New York, and she said she wanted to let me know she had a dream about me. The dream was that I was in New York with her, but my hair was purple, and that as she was showing me the Empire State Building...I turned all rubbery like "Strech Armstrong". Then she woke up.

What is the matter with this world?

What do you mean? It's a dream. Those are supposed to be weird.

[Reaganfan]

I just got an instant message from a girl I know who lives in New York, and she said she wanted to let me know she had a dream about me. The dream was that I was in New York with her, but my hair was purple, and that as she was showing me the Empire State Building...I turned all rubbery like "Strech Armstrong". Then she woke up.

What is the matter with this world?

What do you mean? It's a dream. Those are supposed to be weird.

That's true. I did have a dream that Rudy Giuliani lost to Hillary Clinton and woke up in a sweat. Looks like neither Clinton or Giuliani will be the next President.

[The Man From G.O.P.]

Mike do you talk a lot when you've had a few drinks?

[Reaganfan]

Mike do you talk a lot when you've had a few drinks?

Well, considering I'm a law abiding citizen, I haven't had an opportunity to "have a few drinks" until 10/14/09.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Mike do you talk a lot when you've had a few drinks?

Well, considering I'm a law abiding citizen, I haven't had an opportunity to "have a few drinks" until 10/14/09.

If you were in Australia and other nations, you could drink until your heart or liver was content.

[Keystone Phil]

I just got an instant message from a girl I know who lives in New York, and she said she wanted to let me know she had a dream about me. The dream was that I was in New York with her, but my hair was purple, and that as she was showing me the Empire State Building...I turned all rubbery like "Strech Armstrong". Then she woke up.

What is the matter with this world?

Jessica has quite an imagination.

[Reaganfan]

I just got an instant message from a girl I know who lives in New York, and she said she wanted to let me know she had a dream about me. The dream was that I was in New York with her, but my hair was purple, and that as she was showing me the Empire State Building...I turned all rubbery like "Strech Armstrong". Then she woke up.

What is the matter with this world?

Jessica has quite an imagination.

Let me guess Keystone Phil's dream...

Phil got a job at a brand new newspaper company called "The PA-13 Gazette" and was working one day when Rick Santorum walked in. Santorum asked Phil if he knew where the stapler was...and Phil replied "under my desk." Rick Santorum then got on his knees...crawled under Phil's desk...and then PHIL!!! TIME TO GET UP FOR SCHOOL!!!

[Keystone Phil]

I just got an instant message from a girl I know who lives in New York, and she said she wanted to let me know she had a dream about me. The dream was that I was in New York with her, but my hair was purple, and that as she was showing me the Empire State Building...I turned all rubbery like "Strech Armstrong". Then she woke up.

What is the matter with this world?

Jessica has quite an imagination.

Let me guess Keystone Phil's dream...

Phil got a job at a brand new newspaper company called "The PA-13 Gazette" and was working one day when Rick Santorum walked in. Santorum asked Phil if he knew where the stapler was...and Phil replied "under my desk." Rick Santorum then got on his knees...crawled under Phil's desk...and then PHIL!!! TIME TO GET UP FOR SCHOOL!!!

LOL!

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Does Naso's involve his Dog

[Reaganfan]

Does Naso's involve his Dog

Does your mom have an Austrailan accent?

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Does Naso's involve his Dog

Does your mom have an Austrailan accent?

So you were the stranger in my house last night. I was wondering why I could hear Rick Astley.

[MODU]

Does Naso's involve his Dog

If so, I believe the dog will be wearing his aviator glasses. 

[dead0man]

Sorry bro, but Keesler AFB is a sausage fest (at least it was in '95).  It's mostly computer dorks and not a lot of chicks are computer dorks.  The locals are constantly picked over by the tech school kids so the good ones are all gone with their new AF husbands.  I aint saying it wont happen, but don't expect it to. (especially if you don't look like Brad Pitt)

thats a good thing for him...guys that are a bunch of computer dorks?  that means less competition from alpha-males.   

And anywhere you go stateside in the Air Force is a sausage-fest (with the exception of perhaps DC), because chances are you will be assigned to a military town, which is one more reason I recommend an overseas assignment

One of the  Tech schools in Texas is apperently full of women.  Maybe Goodfellow?

[Gabu]

I just got an instant message from a girl I know who lives in New York, and she said she wanted to let me know she had a dream about me. The dream was that I was in New York with her, but my hair was purple, and that as she was showing me the Empire State Building...I turned all rubbery like "Strech Armstrong". Then she woke up.

What is the matter with this world?

What do you mean? It's a dream. Those are supposed to be weird.

The other night I had a dream where the second coming of Jesus occurred.  Only he wasn't carrying a flaming sword.  He was carrying a flaming acoustic guitar.  Then he flew towards the ground and slammed into it and there was a huge shockwave and I think I converted right at the last moment so everything was cool.

The moral of this story is that yes dreams are f**king weird.

[opebo]

I'm gonna be soiling my royal oates with all those Mississippi gals within that time, I'm sure.

"Soiling"?  Its sowing your oats, Naso, though I can imagine that you would considering it soiling, given your moralistic views.

Honestly though this whole thread creeps me out.  What kind of person has to think about 'getting' a girlfriend?  These things just happen, lads, and you should damned well enjoy and appreciate the times you have to yourself.

[Bay Ridge, Bklyn! Born and Bred]

One of the  Tech schools in Texas is apperently full of women.  Maybe Goodfellow?

Yes, thats correct, because thats where they train intelligence and foreign language specialists, which have a large percentage of females (from all branches), and also Sheppard AFB, where they have all the USAF medical AFSCs.

its doesn't really matter where Mike goes, though, because he will be shocked by the amount of sexual promiscuity amongst AF females.  All you have to do is be at the right place at the right time (and preferablly in the presence of copious amounts of alcohol) 

[Willy Woz]

Honestly though this whole thread creeps me out.  What kind of person has to think about 'getting' a girlfriend?  These things just happen, lads, and you should damned well enjoy and appreciate the times you have to yourself.

Prostitues don't count as girlfriends, opebo.

[Reaganfan]

One of the  Tech schools in Texas is apperently full of women.  Maybe Goodfellow?

Yes, thats correct, because thats where they train intelligence and foreign language specialists, which have a large percentage of females (from all branches), and also Sheppard AFB, where they have all the USAF medical AFSCs.

its doesn't really matter where Mike goes, though, because he will be shocked by the amount of sexual promiscuity amongst AF females.  All you have to do is be at the right place at the right time (and preferablly in the presence of copious amounts of alcohol) 

The AF benefits are fantastic. The pay is fantastic. The job is a career!

[NDN]

Yes. There's a reason I started seeing guys.

No, seriously.

Interesting anecdote. Some girl flirted with me like crazy awhile back. We went to the movies and everything and we seemed to be getting along. Then I found out from one of my friends that she had flirted/dated about 5 other guys.. Within the same semester. Needless to say, I haven't given her a second glance since.