Have you ever had a Girlfriend before?

[Bacon King]

Currently no, I am happily single; my longest relationship lasted five months.

[Bacon King]

I just got an instant message from a girl I know who lives in New York, and she said she wanted to let me know she had a dream about me. The dream was that I was in New York with her, but my hair was purple, and that as she was showing me the Empire State Building...I turned all rubbery like "Strech Armstrong". Then she woke up.

What is the matter with this world?

What do you mean? It's a dream. Those are supposed to be weird.

[Bacon King]

I have had girlfriends before, and have one currently.

We are in what we choose to label an "open relationship"; we have a very close emotional and personal bond without any exclusivity involved. We had a discussion before we started dating and knew it's what we both wanted. Though her and I were a bit cautious at first over the arrangement, we quickly got into the swing of how it would work and we've been happily together now for four months.

[Bacon King]

I do admit that being in a relationship can be annoying and smothering at times, but fortunately my life's arrangement right now (described a few pages back) seems to be perfect in that regard.

"Meaningless" sex isn't necessarily so, anyway, just because it's not within the confines of a relationship. Just has a different meaning to it.