Have you ever had a Girlfriend before?

[Keystone Phil]

I don't drink/party.  I'm pretty nerdy. 

Same for me except I wouldn't consider myself "nerdy." I have my own kind of fun and my friends who do drink and such accept it and enjoy it.

[Keystone Phil]

I don't drink/party.  I'm pretty nerdy.

Same for me except I wouldn't consider myself "nerdy." I have my own kind of fun and my friends who do drink and such accept it and enjoy it.

Yeah.  Well "nerdy" is a pretty subjective term.  I'd say you fall into my definition though.

Well, that must be a very loose definition since you don't know much about me off the forum (how I am with my friends, what activities I am involved in, etc).

[Keystone Phil]

Several, but of varying degrees of seriousness.  My current one will cease to be my girlfriend later this year.

Unless it is being forcedon you, ie she's moving to Swaziland, why keep it going if its destined to end?

Oh wait, there's that thing with the thing and the not-thing....

I most certainly don't intend for it to end, and I strongly doubt that she does either.

If that's the case, that's sad that you still think it will. 

[Keystone Phil]

Several, but of varying degrees of seriousness.  My current one will cease to be my girlfriend later this year.

Unless it is being forcedon you, ie she's moving to Swaziland, why keep it going if its destined to end?

Oh wait, there's that thing with the thing and the not-thing....

I most certainly don't intend for it to end, and I strongly doubt that she does either.

If that's the case, that's sad that you still think it will. 

Read between the lines, Phil.  She'll no longer be my girlfriend later this year... 

A married Joe Republic? Mr. and Mrs. Republic? That's excellent! Congrats! I'll be expecting my invitation to the Roman Catholic matrimony mass and the reception. 

[Keystone Phil]

Some hotties just for you, Hugh:

Wow! Is that a recent picture? If so, Andrea and Mandy sure have lost a great deal of weight! Send them my best.

[Keystone Phil]

I just got an instant message from a girl I know who lives in New York, and she said she wanted to let me know she had a dream about me. The dream was that I was in New York with her, but my hair was purple, and that as she was showing me the Empire State Building...I turned all rubbery like "Strech Armstrong". Then she woke up.

What is the matter with this world?

Jessica has quite an imagination.

[Keystone Phil]

I just got an instant message from a girl I know who lives in New York, and she said she wanted to let me know she had a dream about me. The dream was that I was in New York with her, but my hair was purple, and that as she was showing me the Empire State Building...I turned all rubbery like "Strech Armstrong". Then she woke up.

What is the matter with this world?

Jessica has quite an imagination.

Let me guess Keystone Phil's dream...

Phil got a job at a brand new newspaper company called "The PA-13 Gazette" and was working one day when Rick Santorum walked in. Santorum asked Phil if he knew where the stapler was...and Phil replied "under my desk." Rick Santorum then got on his knees...crawled under Phil's desk...and then PHIL!!! TIME TO GET UP FOR SCHOOL!!!

LOL!