Detail a scandal featuring the previous poster

[tik 🪀✨]

Any type of scandal will do. Bonus points for cheekiness.

[bullmoose88]

Comrade Carter's Republican Impersonation Comedy Tour goes a bit far when he's caught in a mall bathroom with Mike Naso.

[tik 🪀✨]

Bullmoose is publicly reprimanded for showing up drunk with three hookers to a public meeting in Amish country. He was heard repeatedly screaming, "No one can defeat the quad laser." He is currently in a mental health institution.

[Sensei]

Tik's Mall Tour is cut short when he is caught robbing a Claire's with OJ Simpson to retrieve memorabilia from past mall tours.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

While on a campaign tour stop through Buffalo, NY is caught having sex with some of the members of Cute Is What We Aim For.

[Sensei]

When recently elected Mayor of a blighted town, he is caught letting rats loose in apartment buildings to add to the blighted feel.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Involved in an unfortunate and illegal people smuggling ring involving Cubans, Domincians and Puerto Ricans with a special emphasis on Transvestites. Eventually he finds himself rolled up into a carpet and thrown off a bridge to drift back to the islands..

[Ban my account ffs!]

Upon finding out that Gully Foyle's great great Grandfather actually imported the potato blight into Ireland, a band of very angry old Irish farmers demands that he pay reparations.  It only gets much worse when the public finds out that the British government paid his great great Grandfather to import the blight and set up a trust fund for him that has made his family quite rich.  The death and mass emigration caused by the blight to America was seen as a way to pay back the Americans for the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812.

In response, Irish-Americans get very drunk and start fighting each other in the streets and several states have to deploy the National Guard to get a handle on the situation.  All the while, Gully Foyle is totally unaware of this as he sips pina coladas on a small South Pacific beach.

(As an aside:  My family has very strong Irish roots.. and this is all tongue in cheek.. don't get your knickers in a twist )

[John Dibble]

Having gone insane due to an incident involving a hooker, a wombat, and an annoying child Snowguy hires some Blackwater mercenaries to take over the Principality of Sealand. Having ousted the current occupants, Snowguy declares the micronation's new name to be the Principality Formerly Known as The Principality of Sealand and names himself High Supreme Over-Emperor. As his first act as High Supreme Over-Emperor he aligns the value of the Sealand dollar to equal the value of the Euro. The Bates family appeals to the UN for aid in recapturing Sealand, but the guy at the front desk turns them away thinking they are crazy homeless people.

[Gabu]

John Dibble is caught on tape asserting that the cake is, in fact, the truth, and furthermore, that he fathered several illegitimate children with Alyx.  The fact that he had sexual relations with someone whose skin color is not quite white is simply the last straw for the people of Georgia, who oust him in a landslide in the next election.

[Sensei]

Gabu joins the Bloc Quebecois and is caught stealing poutine from a baby.

[AkSaber]

Sensei is busted diverting hurricane relief funds from Florida, and used the money to try to build the world's biggest snowcone making machine. He was also detained by Customs for smuggling Cuban cigars into the country.

[tik 🪀✨]

The day after AkSaber was elected executive council of the Moose Pass chamber of commerce, he was found naked and hogtied in the shed of a local fishermen with a ball gag in his mouth. He was quoted as saying, "I had been very naughty."

[Sensei]

Tik posed as a member of the Congolese National Assembly for ten years, and was discovered to be a fraud when he recited lines from "The Lion King" on the Assembly floor during a discussion on whether or not they should invade Gabon.

[tik 🪀✨]

Sensei was discovered to be rounding the neighborhoods in an ice cream truck selling children popsicles laced with LSD.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Tik was doing it well as a congressional page working for Mark Foley until it was discovered that he and Foley had a sexual relationship.

[Sensei]

Rocky was once found inside of a fast food restaurant poisoning packets of BBQ sauce after he was given a burger with pickles, an ingredient he specifically said he did not want on his burger.

[tik 🪀✨]

Sensei served jail time after it was discovered he was an overseer of an underground sport known as "baby soccer."