What was the worst thing you ever did in school?

[Sensei]

I cut through the school during the mile run in gym and got suspended. I was also accused of "bullying" once for some reason in middle school, having done nothing. That being said, I wasn't much of a troublemaker.

Discuss the worst thing you ever did.

[Jake]

Uh, I purposefully showed up to a class the last week of school a few minutes late. When the teacher told me I was late, I said that two more and you could give me detention (you needed three lates). Detention had ended for the year though and he flipped and he sent me to the office. I made a point of telling him quite clearly that I wasn't going to the office and instead went home.

Just stuff like that; I never was big on violence or harassment that gets you into deep crap.

[bgwah]

I punched somebody in the face once, but he asked for it.

I never really did anything bad.

Uh, I purposefully showed up to a class the last week of school a few minutes late. When the teacher told me I was late, I said that two more and you could give me detention (you needed three lates). Detention had ended for the year though and he flipped and he sent me to the office. I made a point of telling him quite clearly that I wasn't going to the office and instead went home.

Just stuff like that; I never was big on violence or harassment that gets you into deep crap.

Oooooh, watch out society. We have a rebel on our hands.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I flooded the boys bathroom in the first grade back in October 1989.  My principal was very angry with me, and so were my parents.  I almost got bent over and forced to take the paddle, but avoided that, and instead just lost my recess for a while.

Then, in fifth grade in 1993-1994, I called my teacher a "cheapskate".  Nothing happened, and I just apologized and we went on with class.

I was one of the best kids in junior high and high school, and never got into a fight or any verbal exchange.  In fact, I was best friends with the principal and vice principals.

[MODU]

Nothing really.  I remember getting pulled into the principals office in 2nd grade and was paddled, but I can't remember why.

[Hash]

I was far from being a troublemaker (Same thing today, exception in Careers class, but the teacher is a boring evil guidance counselor). I barely remember being naughty in Grades 2 or 3, as I was awful in English and kept to myself. I got called to the Principal's office last year for laughing with a Grade 11 student while the Nazi Principal was starting his speech and he sent us out. He told us that he "saw us" "doing handshakes and passing stuff around" even though that was pure bullsh**t. I was also kind of turbulent in Math class last year, but I didn't need the teacher to spend 75 of 90 minutes going over the homework.

[Joe Republic]

Nothing really.  I remember getting pulled into the principals office in 2nd grade and was paddled, but I can't remember why.

Calling the matron a "ƒaucy wench of a diƒreputable qualitie", or snapping your slate tablet, perhaps?

[Hatman 🍁]

Nothing really.  I remember getting pulled into the principals office in 2nd grade and was paddled, but I can't remember why.

I flooded the boys bathroom in the first grade back in October 1989.  My principal was very angry with me, and so were my parents.  I almost got bent over and forced to take the paddle, but avoided that, and instead just lost my recess for a while.

Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a padddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

Gotta love corporal punishment. Glad we outlawed it here

[Gabu]

One time I didn't finish my homework and got detention.

Yeah, I wasn't much of a troublemaker.

[Ban my account ffs!]

I was a hellion..

In first grade, we had the desks that had the front end open so you could reach in and grab your supplies... and the teacher made me mad so I defiantly turned my desk around and told her I wouldn't turn it back around until math time.  She saw that it was more uncomfortable sitting at the desk this way and just kind of smiled and shook her head and got my stuff out of my desk for me until math time when I turned my desk back around.

On our radio station, they used to play "Monday, it fights the big one" to the tune of bewitched, and on the bus once, my bus driver yelled at me and I yelled out loud to this tune "Kathy, she bites the big one" and she kicked me off the bus for a day.  My parents made me walk along side the car for about 3 miles before letting me in and giving me a ride to school.

Otherwise I didn't really do much wrong.  I mostly just skipped school occasionally and went and had brunch at Perkins with friends.

[Eraserhead]

I have been in dozens of fights over the years. I'd have a hard time figuring out which one was "worst" or "best" depending on your perspective

[Aizen]

I usually manipulated my underlings into doing bad things. I usually wouldn't get in trouble. Although I remember a time I got a milk for lunch and I saw it was expired. So I threw it on the cafeteria floor. The janitor walked over to me and grunted "Why you do that." I just stared at him blankly. "Pick that up" he says to me. "No. That's YOUR job." I then proceed to get up and strut away like a badass.

[Padfoot]

I punched my best friend in the nose in the 6th grade because he kept shoving me out of our bus seat.

[Lief 🗽]

Nothing really. My teachers are pretty cool, so it's not like I have any reason to "get back at them" or something.

[J. J.]

I was surprised when recently returning to the area where I went to school that my school psychologist not only remembered me, but asked to see me.  I'm assuming he wanted to see how psychotic I I turned out.

[Frodo]

I did get into a few fights every now and then back when I was in Kindergarten and First Grade (according to what my sister and parents told me), and I remember being in the principal's office.  She had to sit by me on the school bus everyday to keep me from getting into more trouble.   

Beyond that, I can't think of much else, except that I puked in the middle of class when I was in  sixth grade.       

[Democratic Hawk]

Sent a swing door flying in a teacher's face. The school bought my 'It was an accident plea' and I was told to be more careful in future. I never had a reputation for being a bad 'un and I wasn't

Dave

[memphis]

I once put whiteout in a girl's hair. She wasn't too happy about it.

[AkSaber]

Forgot to do my homework once in the sixth grade.

In the first grade the teacher told us not to leave our seats when she left the room. So after she left another classmate and I hopped around the room in our chairs. Some rat bastard, or bitch, squealed on us.

Oh yeah, I was a tr0ublemaker!11!!

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Can't really think of anything. But then I wasn't there much.

[Cubby]

I said "Saving Ryan's Privates" (instead of the real movie name) in French Class, and got a detention.

Me and two friends got a Saturday Detention in 11th Grade, but I can't remember what it was for. It couldn't have been anything terrible, or else I'd remember.

One of my teachers used to give me a ride home sometimes before I got my license. If that happened today she would have been fired or reprimanded. Its pathetic how scared of lawsuits everyone has gotten.

[SPC]

I told a n____r joke.

[Sensei]

I told a n____r joke.

To be honest, a lot of people used to tell those kinds of jokes at my high school, since there were very few black people to care that they were being said.

[memphis]

I told a n____r joke.

Did you get caught?  What happenned to you? I seriously can't think of anything one could do in school around here that would be more taboo. You might even get a visit from Al Sharpton.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Can't really think of anything. But then I wasn't there much.

I'm intrigued.

I guess regularly running out of school whenever I just had enough and missing some 25 days (roughly) a year would count, no?

Let's face it, God invented this earth so that the students could celebrate the end of their edgumacation and the start of their actual education.