Happy Halloween!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Well, at least you won't be giving out fruit. That's a real "F**k you" to the trick-or-treaters.

I love fruit!  I'd prefer a fresh apple over a chocolate bar any day.

But would you eat an apple opebo gave you?  Opebo - do you hand out candy?

[Bacon King]

Well, at least you won't be giving out fruit. That's a real "F**k you" to the trick-or-treaters.

I love fruit!  I'd prefer a fresh apple over a chocolate bar any day.

But would you eat an apple opebo gave you?  Opebo - do you hand out candy?

I'm pretty sure there's some sexual innuendo there.

[NDN]

Ok folks, time to change your usernames "Treehouse of Horror" style

I just did mine.  OH CRAP - I MISSED TREEHOUSE OF HORRORS ON SATURDAY!!!!

The new Treehouse of Horror specials always come out in November.

[Gabu]

I've dressed myself up for today.

[Hatman 🍁]

I've dressed myself up for today.

As Ron Paul? That's pretty effing scary!

[Gabu]

I've dressed myself up for today.

As Ron Paul? That's pretty effing scary!

I know, I'm considering not going out tonight because I don't want to scare the kids that much.

[Hatman 🍁]

I've dressed myself up for today.

As Ron Paul? That's pretty effing scary!

I know, I'm considering not going out tonight because I don't want to scare the kids that much.

You might get arrested. But, you've given me a great idea for a haunted house.

[2952-0-0]

I'm going out trick or treating with some girls, and we're going to be sin^2x+cos^2x = 1. I'm going to be the 1.

[Rob]

I'm going out trick or treating with some girls, and we're going to be sin^2x+cos^2x = 1. I'm going to be the 1.

Fat chicks love math jokes.

[Hash]

I'm dressed up as George Galloway. Or is he too scary?

[afleitch]

I'm dressed up as George Galloway. Or is he too scary?

Did you go all the way and get yourself a tan

[Hash]

I'm dressed up as George Galloway. Or is he too scary?

Did you go all the way and get yourself a tan

No, I'm sorry about not doing that. I also forgot the Scottish-Asian accent.

[NDN]

BOO

I'M AN ALT.CONSPIRACIES.ISRAEL POSTER

(I'M NOT ANTI-SEMITIC I JUST ADMIRE THE 'STACHE)

Welcome, brother.

[MODU]

Well, the old man is back in.  I had a whole 12 kids come by this year.  WOOHOO!  hahaha . . . I did get invited to join the ladies at the top of the hill next year though, so the kids don't have to walk allllll the way down the street.  If I'm still living here, I might just do it.  hahah . . . so next year, look forward to the "old man sitting at the top of the street with a bunch of ladies handing out chips and pretzels while playing with his fog machine" costume. 

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Well, at least you won't be giving out fruit. That's a real "F**k you" to the trick-or-treaters.

I love fruit!  I'd prefer a fresh apple over a chocolate bar any day.

But would you eat an apple opebo gave you?  Opebo - do you hand out candy?

I'm pretty sure there's some sexual innuendo there.

There was.

Ok folks, time to change your usernames "Treehouse of Horror" style

I just did mine.  OH CRAP - I MISSED TREEHOUSE OF HORRORS ON SATURDAY!!!!

The new Treehouse of Horror specials always come out in November.

Somebody told me that - I'm so HAPPY!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I'm going out trick or treating with some girls, and we're going to be sin^2x+cos^2x = 1. I'm going to be the 1.

OK - I sucked at remembering all the trig stuff, was ok at calc. (gotta go up to calc. III ) - so am I missing a joke here?

[Eraserhead]

Well, at least you won't be giving out fruit. That's a real "F**k you" to the trick-or-treaters.

I love fruit!  I'd prefer a fresh apple over a chocolate bar any day.

But would you eat an apple opebo gave you?  Opebo - do you hand out candy?

I'm pretty sure there's some sexual innuendo there.

If the children are smart they will stay away from wherever Opebo is hiding out these days.

[Hash]

I changed back, more or less, to normal.

[Boris]

I'm going out trick or treating with some girls, and we're going to be sin^2x+cos^2x = 1. I'm going to be the 1.

OK - I sucked at remembering all the trig stuff, was ok at calc. (gotta go up to calc. III ) - so am I missing a joke here?

sin^2x+cos^2x = 1 is one of the trig identities, or whatever they're called.

[Sensei]

I'm going out trick or treating with some girls, and we're going to be sin^2x+cos^2x = 1. I'm going to be the 1.

OK - I sucked at remembering all the trig stuff, was ok at calc. (gotta go up to calc. III ) - so am I missing a joke here?

Sin(x)^2+cos(x)^2=1.

I lol'd hard. I was going to go as a tan(x) graph one year, but I didn't know how to pull it off.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I'm going out trick or treating with some girls, and we're going to be sin^2x+cos^2x = 1. I'm going to be the 1.

OK - I sucked at remembering all the trig stuff, was ok at calc. (gotta go up to calc. III ) - so am I missing a joke here?

sin^2x+cos^2x = 1 is one of the trig identities, or whatever they're called.

Yeah, I know that - but I still don't get how you'd dress up.

[AkSaber]

My parents damn near ran out of candy to hand out. There was something like 6 pieces left.

As for me, I watched NYPD Blue, Law & Order, and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Woo haa.