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Question: Who would win?
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Oprah Winfrey / Barack Obama		  
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Chuck Norris / Mike Huckabee		  
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« on: December 06, 2007, 11:13:52 AM »
So?
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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2007, 11:42:45 AM »
Oprah isn't a cartoon that has escaped into our universe.
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2007, 01:56:53 PM »
Oprah can't roundhouse kick the planet back into time, to save Lois Lane from dying, now can she? No.. I didn't think so.

Chuck 1, Oprah 0.
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2007, 05:00:01 PM »
Quote from: AndrewCT on December 06, 2007, 01:56:53 PM
Oprah can't roundhouse kick the planet back into time, to save Lois Lane from dying, now can she? No.. I didn't think so.

Chuck 1, Oprah 0.

...yeah but Oprah is real....I think.
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2007, 09:50:44 PM »
There is no such things as Elections, Chuck Norris decides who wins and who loses.
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2007, 09:54:11 AM »
Quote from: Poliotse on December 07, 2007, 05:00:01 PM
Quote from: AndrewCT on December 06, 2007, 01:56:53 PM
Oprah can't roundhouse kick the planet back into time, to save Lois Lane from dying, now can she? No.. I didn't think so.

Chuck 1, Oprah 0.

...yeah but Oprah is real....I think.
Um, Chuck Norris is a real person
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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2007, 11:10:47 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2007, 11:13:20 AM »
Oprah carries LA? LOL

Here's a map of what this would look like:
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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2007, 11:50:22 AM »

Both of you need to get your heads examined!
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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2007, 01:16:14 PM »
Quote from: 24 DuPont Chevy on December 08, 2007, 09:54:11 AM
Quote from: Poliotse on December 07, 2007, 05:00:01 PM
Quote from: AndrewCT on December 06, 2007, 01:56:53 PM
Oprah can't roundhouse kick the planet back into time, to save Lois Lane from dying, now can she? No.. I didn't think so.

Chuck 1, Oprah 0.

...yeah but Oprah is real....I think.
Um, Chuck Norris is a real person
(Can't believe he thinks I am serious)
Have you ever seen him in person?
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2007, 01:35:39 PM »
Oprah wins a 50-state landslide.
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2007, 02:10:44 PM »
One problem: Winfrey/Obama would be ineligible for Illinois' electoral votes.  But they would still win easily without them.
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2007, 03:07:02 PM »
Quote from: Nutmeg on December 08, 2007, 02:10:44 PM
One problem: Winfrey/Obama would be ineligible for Illinois' electoral votes.  But they would still win easily without them.

Then I guess one of them would do a Cheney before the election.
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2007, 07:35:14 PM »
Quote from: Nutmeg on December 08, 2007, 02:10:44 PM
One problem: Winfrey/Obama would be ineligible for Illinois' electoral votes.  But they would still win easily without them.

I'm sure Oprah owns property in some other state.
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