Ewww...what is this place?

[Aizen]

It's why I like him.

You like him because he likes Starbucks?! That has got to be the DUMBEST thing I've heard in a long time.

You mean he likes himself because he likes Starbucks

[Reaganfan]

We share a love for venti decaf cafe lattes. Is that a crime, too?

[John Dibble]

We share a love for venti decaf cafe lattes. Is that a crime, too?

Yes, yes it is. The Internet Coffee Authority will be coming to your house soon to have you arrested.

[Ban my account ffs!]

I love all of the cleverly placed misspelling of names that all seem to insult the forum members.

And anyone who insists on calling a person "Michael" is just plain special.

It's like Hillary saying "Oh William, wouldst thou come to me, that we might conceive a child!"..

[Reaganfan]

Snowguy, I call him Michael because that's his name! Some people call him Mike but his mother and sisters call him Michael so I do the same. You people read too much into this stuff!

[Aizen]

Snowguy, I call him Michael because that's his name! Some people call him Mike but his mother and sisters call him Michael so I do the same. You people read too much into this stuff!

Wrong. He called himself Mike. That implies that's what he wishes to be called. A so-called "lover" wouldn't call him by a distant name like Michael. Trust me, my name is Michael too.

[Reaganfan]

Wrong what? Where did I say that he didn't call himself Mike? I just said his mother and sisters call him Michael, nothing about what he calls himself. And I am not his lover. I made clear we aren't even really officially dating!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I've seen desperate, but I've never seen someone try to impersonate someone claiming to be their girlfriend on the internet.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Mr. Moderate, your membership profile says you are a male! Stop.     Michael isn't dreamy. He is just smart and interesting. He also likes Starbucks.

i told you that bill gave me his profile so i could talk about politcis but im a little over my head because i'm a girl and dont know much about stuff

id change my profile but i dont know how he never explained it 2 me

and OMG i like starbuck too!

[Aizen]

Wrong what? Where did I say that he didn't call himself Mike? I just said his mother and sisters call him Michael, nothing about what he calls himself. And I am not his lover. I made clear we aren't even really officially dating!

However, you are, in fact, "close" enough to have access to his account. That would imply you are at least good friends... you shouldn't be calling him Michael. By doing so you're proving you are distant. This would contradict everything you said. Hell, you even supposedly know what his parents call him. So...wrong

[Aizen]

Mr. Moderate, your membership profile says you are a male! Stop.     Michael isn't dreamy. He is just smart and interesting. He also likes Starbucks.

i told you that bill gave me his profile so i could talk about politcis but im a little over my head because i'm a girl and dont know much about stuff

id change my profile but i dont know how he never explained it 2 me

and OMG i like starbuck too!

pics plx

[NDN]

I've seen desperate, but I've never seen someone try to impersonate someone claiming to be their girlfriend on the internet.

[HardRCafé]

This must be why you asked us to find you a recording of a female voice.

[Reaganfan]

Why should I have to call him Mike because he calls himself that? People in his life call him Michael so get over it!! I am not distant because I call him another name. I don't get how this contradicts everything. I never once said what that he calls himself "Michael" or that he prefers something else. I know he calls himself Mike but who cares? He wants me and not you Akon. Get over it!  

[Aizen]

Why should I have to call him Mike because he calls himself that? People in his life call him Michael so get over it!! I am not distant because I call him another name. I don't get how this contradicts everything. I never once said what that he calls himself "Michael" or that he prefers something else. I know he calls himself Mike but who cares? He wants me and not you Akon. Get over it!  

No, I'm definitley right. And you have a penis

[Reaganfan]

Akon, you need a girl. Maybe I can hook you up with someone!!

[Aizen]

Akon, you need a girl. Maybe I can hook you up with someone!!

can i bite their ear?

[Reaganfan]

You are sick.

[KEmperor]

This is going to be one of those classic threads Naso.  Just not in the way you intended it.

[Reaganfan]

This wasn't meant to be funny. This is a woman trying to be political. How many girls are on this thing anyway?

By the way, is the harsh treatment because I am an independent thinker dating a Republican? Just because I probably want the Democrats and he is a big Republican doesn't mean we can't be happy together.

[7,052,770]

This wasn't meant to be funny. This is a woman trying to be political. How many girls are on this thing anyway?

By the way, is the harsh treatment because I am an independent thinker dating a Republican? Just because I probably want the Democrats and he is a big Republican doesn't mean we can't be happy together.

Yes, how DARE you date a Republican!  That is just sickening...interpolitical dating really needs to be outlawed everywhere.  Thank God it is already illegal in Mississippi!

[Reaganfan]

I think you were joking, Harry. I want to share real opinions here on the issues like the economy, health care, the war, Condi Rice, global warming, schools...

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

This wasn't meant to be funny. This is a woman trying to be political. How many girls are on this thing anyway?

By the way, is the harsh treatment because I am an independent thinker dating a Republican? Just because I probably want the Democrats and he is a big Republican doesn't mean we can't be happy together.

just us 2 i think

i want dems to win 2 because they r for abortion

o and i went to victoria secret today its my faaaaaavorite store

[Reaganfan]

I don't know where I am on abortion, per say, but I am Pro Choice.

[Aizen]

I don't know where I am on abortion either. I'm all for killing babies but I'm against giving women any type of right.