Comedy Goldmine 4: Mystery Atlas Theater 3000

[Јas]

I think that these are the sorts of topics that actually drive females away.

Oh I strongly disagree.

[Хahar 🤔]

I think that these are the sorts of topics that actually drive females away.

Oh I strongly disagree.

That's already been posted, IIRC.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

She probably got Vince Fostered.

[??????????]

no, she quits the race before.

On whether Hillary will crack 60% in Kentucky.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I am personally, but I voted no.  FoxNews was running a story about how Wright was profiting over this controversy with speaking engagements and interviews.  He has just built a huge mansion and drives two luxury cars worth over $140,000.  Yet Fox and its viewers are the main culprits behind all his publicity.  Everyone says they are tired of him but they really want it because they can't get enough of the news stories.

I'm not referring to Some Law Student, but his post reminds me of something humorous.

All the Clinton-lovers, PRIOR to Obama grabbing the lead, hated hated hated Fox News.   You would think the Devil was a good guy compared to FNC.  But the Clinton lovers now adore Fox since they've consistently supported Clinton.   They'll go back to hating Fox for the November elections though.

Hey wait, it appears Romney wasn't the only flip-flopper in town, the Clinton supporters are making Romney look consistent.

Thank you for acknowledging Romney's undoubted consistency.

[minionofmidas]

I am personally, but I voted no.  FoxNews was running a story about how Wright was profiting over this controversy with speaking engagements and interviews.  He has just built a huge mansion and drives two luxury cars worth over $140,000.  Yet Fox and its viewers are the main culprits behind all his publicity.  Everyone says they are tired of him but they really want it because they can't get enough of the news stories.

I'm not referring to Some Law Student, but his post reminds me of something humorous.

All the Clinton-lovers, PRIOR to Obama grabbing the lead, hated hated hated Fox News.   You would think the Devil was a good guy compared to FNC.  But the Clinton lovers now adore Fox since they've consistently supported Clinton.   They'll go back to hating Fox for the November elections though.

Hey wait, it appears Romney wasn't the only flip-flopper in town, the Clinton supporters are making Romney look consistent.

Thank you for acknowledging Romney's undoubted consistency.

That's brilliant.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

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You know as well as I do that the hillary!ite feminazis would be screeching about a 7 vote victory and spinning it into a massive show of momentum.

Just like they spun a single digit win in Pennsylvania into a "MASSIVE!111!!! DUBLE DEGIT VICTRY!!!11111!!!"

Why is it so wrong to give back what these people dish out?

Didn't the margin end up as double-digits in the end?

9.26.

Hm, yes you're right. The numbers got miswired in my brain somehow... :S

That's okay. It takes creative maths to believe in Hilary's chances.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Either Il or Chavez.  Castro, if you count him.

The part in bold being the funny part, referring to Kim Jong-Il.

[Bacon King]

I refuse to sign it until you tell us how you plan to answer the phone.

[Joe Republic]

Because your unnecessary new threads are cluttering up the board.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

He's a bit naive and his supporters are a bunch of kool-aid drinking lunatics, but my opinion of him as a candidate is positive.

wait...arent you an obama supporter?

I was up until last month... and then I realized Obama was unelectable and his supporters were a bunch of obssessive lunatics. I went to listen to Hillary and Bill here in West Virginia (I go to school in WV) and I was convinced. I switched.

Was it a Bill Clinton Leadership Conference?

[dead0man]

Because your unnecessary new threads are cluttering up the board.

wow

[Хahar 🤔]

Yes, but the problems are hidden when government does it. They use eminent domain, take advantage of monopolies, and have poor maintenance of their roads that leads to the annual deaths of 40,000 people.

BLAME GOVERNMENT!!!!!111

Read the post (and the thread) for much more funny.

[Bacon King]

Seriously

Its like they reversed roles

Hilalry somehow grew a penis in this election while Obama got his chopped off

[Eraserhead]

Seriously

Its like they reversed roles

Hilalry somehow grew a penis in this election while Obama got his chopped off

He deserves his own thread. Almost every post from him is golden.

[Sensei]

People who swear are big pieces of sh**t. 

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

i swear to god...if i ever have a female child...hillary will be in her name somewhere.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

No. She won Indiana, she can stay in. Obama padded his pledged delegate total with another state that we have no chance of winning in the general with block black voting. Hillary has still won the most important states.

Mark Penn, is that you?

[Bacon King]

No. She won Indiana, she can stay in. Obama padded his pledged delegate total with another state that we have no chance of winning in the general with block black voting. Hillary has still won the most important states.

Mark Penn, is that you?

Hah, I was about to include this one.

[Хahar 🤔]

Both Ben and Sensei:

I would like to say that I am very pleased that Mr. Porter has dropped out of the race, and I look forward to running a serious campaign against all of my opponents.

lol no he hasn't. Haha.

I am today announcing that I will not be a candidate for the presidency in June.

I have an even bigger announcement in the forum community. Be sure to check that out. Trust me, you will be happy.

[DownWithTheLeft]

So people are just really hard on themselves:

Sorry I just don't like guns.   I was trying my best to make a case against them.  Sorry.  I am an asshole.

[Sensei]

Both Ben and Sensei:

I would like to say that I am very pleased that Mr. Porter has dropped out of the race, and I look forward to running a serious campaign against all of my opponents.

lol no he hasn't. Haha.

I am today announcing that I will not be a candidate for the presidency in June.

I have an even bigger announcement in the forum community. Be sure to check that out. Trust me, you will be happy.

this marks the first time I've been the butt of a joke on this forum.

[YRABNNRM]

So people are just really hard on themselves:

Sorry I just don't like guns.   I was trying my best to make a case against them.  Sorry.  I am an asshole.

Somehow I don't think those with learning disabilities should be eligible for the Comedy Goldmine but I wouldn't expect that much from DWDL.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Bleh. Lousiana's add-on is the moron-in-chief, Ray Nagin (uncommitted).

He's a good man.

[Хahar 🤔]

Both Ben and Sensei:

I would like to say that I am very pleased that Mr. Porter has dropped out of the race, and I look forward to running a serious campaign against all of my opponents.

lol no he hasn't. Haha.

I am today announcing that I will not be a candidate for the presidency in June.

I have an even bigger announcement in the forum community. Be sure to check that out. Trust me, you will be happy.

this marks the first time I've been the butt of a joke on this forum.

About time.