Six degrees of opebo?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Here's an interesting thought: If you somehow tracked down every person opebo has ever had sex with, and then somehow tracked down every person they've ever had sex with, and so on for six degrees, would you at any point reach someone on this forum?

[Bacon King]

Interesting, if stupid, question. I've had seven sex partners, opebo has probably had hundreds. No idea if they connect, or how. I'd guess not.

[Sensei]

My girlfriend has vacationed in Thailand. Just putting that out there.

[tik 🪀✨]

This thread should be entitled Six Degrees of Opebo's Penis because that's what it's actually about. Why you're obsessive about opebo's penis is beyond me, but it might shed some light on why you can never get laid and won't shut up about strip clubs.

[Gabu]

I want the three seconds and five IQ points back that reading this topic has cost me.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This thread should be entitled Six Degrees of Opebo's Penis because that's what it's actually about. Why you're obsessive about opebo's penis is beyond me, but it might shed some light on why you can never get laid and won't shut up about strip clubs.

I've gotten laid, just not as much as I'd like. I think I'll try hitting up bars notorious for "cougars".

[tik 🪀✨]

This thread should be entitled Six Degrees of Opebo's Penis because that's what it's actually about. Why you're obsessive about opebo's penis is beyond me, but it might shed some light on why you can never get laid and won't shut up about strip clubs.

I've gotten laid, just not as much as I'd like. I think I'll try hitting up bars notorious for "cougars".

I can see it now...

BRTD in a tight sweater, his pasty skin mirroring the overhead lighting and burning the retinas of everyone sitting at the bar. He sits down next to a girl in a white overcoat with black hair streaming out from underneath her beret. "Hey," says BRTD eloquently, leaning onto the countertop as the girl turns to look at him, "are you a 'cougar'?" He raises his hands up to do the obnoxious index-middle finger animated quotation signal as he says "cougar" and his elbow slips on some beer recently spilled on the table. His head crashes into the girl's chest as she instinctively jumps up and pushes him back, banging his face onto the barstool. "Pig!" she says as she storms off. BRTD slowly sinks to the floor, his head throbbing. He smiles and says "Tits" and he's out.

No, that does not count as getting laid.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

This thread should be entitled Six Degrees of Opebo's Penis because that's what it's actually about. Why you're obsessive about opebo's penis is beyond me, but it might shed some light on why you can never get laid and won't shut up about strip clubs.

I've gotten laid, just not as much as I'd like. I think I'll try hitting up bars notorious for "cougars".

I can see it now...

BRTD in a tight sweater, his pasty skin mirroring the overhead lighting and burning the retinas of everyone sitting at the bar. He sits down next to a girl in a white overcoat with black hair streaming out from underneath her beret. "Hey," says BRTD eloquently, leaning onto the countertop as the girl turns to look at him, "are you a 'cougar'?" He raises his hands up to do the obnoxious index-middle finger animated quotation signal as he says "cougar" and his elbow slips on some beer recently spilled on the table. His head crashes into the girl's chest as she instinctively jumps up and pushes him back, banging his face onto the barstool. "Pig!" she says as she storms off. BRTD slowly sinks to the floor, his head throbbing. He smiles and says "Tits" and he's out.

No, that does not count as getting laid.

OWNED!

[J. J.]

I really wish I had the antibiotics concession for the members of this board.

[Person Man]

Uhhhh...my penis is wider than opebo's penis. Does that count?

[opebo]

Uhhhh...my penis is wider than opebo's penis. Does that count?

Where did you get that?  Your docking fantasies?

[MODU]

I want the three seconds and five IQ points back that reading this topic has cost me.

Sorry, no exchanges or refunds.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I've gotten laid, just not as much as I'd like.

Hard to imagine why.

[Magic 8-Ball]

My girlfriend has vacationed in Thailand. Just putting that out there.

I am planning a trip there just so I can be within 6 degrees of Opebo.

Please stop bumping threads from over a year ago that no one cares about.  We already have one poster for that.