DESCRIBE a presidential campaign between the preceding two posters.

[Хahar 🤔]

Maps, if you like.

[War on Want]

Xahar gets his ass kicked because of massive ad attacks critizing his Socialism. He only wins New York(barely), Massachussets, and Vermont.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Mr. Fresch positions himself as a moderate, while attacking Evilmexicandictator as being too far to the left.

[Sensei]

Two very similar people, politically. I'd give it to Warner for Senate, because he'd probably have more appeal to the base since he's such a hack.

[Reaganfan]

I think Sensei would win in a rather large landslide, due to his cross-party appeal. He quickly sews up Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania and much of the midwest. Mr. Fresh runs a "common sense" conservative type of western campaign, but it isn't enough to overcome Sensei.

Sensei: 392
Fresh: 146

[Sensei]

The electoral leviathan that is Mike Naso handily defeats Mr Fresh with incredible force. Mr Fresh takes the mountain west, though.

[Hash]

Naso tries to appeal to independents and moderates, like John McCain, but Sensei, a moderate Democrat from a red state, is able to rake up more of the independent support behind him. Sensei wins his home state of Florida by 0.2% and is elected President.

[War on Want]

Even though Kreizouriezh is more Centrist than Sensei, he turns off many Conservative voters, that would have voted for him. Thus Sensei wins because of low Evangelical, and Conservative turnout.

311-227

[Sensei]

Hashemite mops the floor with EMD because of his moderation, which liberals and conservatives alike found agreeable. EMD wins only the basic Dem states and DC.

also, WV decided the election due to a clerical error.

[Dr. Cynic]

Sensei has broader appeal and from what I gather is a stronger campaigner. He'd probably take a close one.

I know I'll likely get my ass kicked in a primary by Sensei

[J. J.]

The Press accuses Dr. Cynic's mother of going to the same high school as a notorious madame. 

[Dr. Cynic]

The Press accuses Dr. Cynic's mother of going to the same high school as a notorious madame. 

I'll give you one further... They knew each other.

[Reaganfan]

JJ and Dr. Cynic split the country Bush/Gore style, but JJ pulls out a narrow win in Pennsylvania giving him the White House.

[Beet]

Mike accuses J.J. of calling himself "the devil" for his tough customer service demands, but J.J. still wins in a landslide.

[Sensei]

Beet becomes electoral borscht after Mike Naso accuses him of liking "eurodance" hair. 535-3.

[J. J.]

The Press accuses Dr. Cynic's mother of going to the same high school as a notorious madame. 

I'll give you one further... They knew each other.

I've actually e-mailed her, and she seems very nice.

The prefect comeback is "Press accuses both the mothers Dr. Cynic's and J. J.'s of going to the same high school as a notorious madame."  It would be even worse if Pat Buchannan ran as a third party candidate. 

[Willy Woz]

Mike Naso vs. Dr. Cynic. I wonder who wins...

[Dr. Cynic]

JJ and Dr. Cynic split the country Bush/Gore style, but JJ pulls out a narrow win in Pennsylvania giving him the White House.

That would definately be an interesting race... I would definately win the west because of my residence in Pittsburgh and my pro-labor sentiments, and I'd do well in the east because Philly is a Dem stronghold, while JJ would do well in the center. It would be very close.

The Press accuses Dr. Cynic's mother of going to the same high school as a notorious madame. 

I'll give you one further... They knew each other.

I've actually e-mailed her, and she seems very nice.

The prefect comeback is "Press accuses both the mothers Dr. Cynic's and J. J.'s of going to the same high school as a notorious madame."  It would be even worse if Pat Buchannan ran as a third party candidate. 

I wouldn't know, myself.

I don't even think it would be much of an issue because I didn't even go to Charleroi... I went to Ringgold, where Joe Montana graduated from.

[J. J.]

I wouldn't know, myself.

I don't even think it would be much of an issue because I didn't even go to Charleroi... I went to Ringgold, where Joe Montana graduated from.

It really wouldn't be an issue, as I didn't go to Charleroi either; though I was in high school with someone convicted of murder.

I actually think my mother knew Pat Buchannan's mother.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

I would expect J.J to win by a significant margin over Dr. Cynic.

[Dr. Cynic]

I wouldn't know, myself.

I don't even think it would be much of an issue because I didn't even go to Charleroi... I went to Ringgold, where Joe Montana graduated from.

It really wouldn't be an issue, as I didn't go to Charleroi either; though I was in high school with someone convicted of murder.

I actually think my mother knew Pat Buchannan's mother.

Interesting... No one from my class has committed a killing, although there was one who brought weapons to our high school and someone had the smarts to tip off the security officer.

[The Mikado]

JJ v Rocky?

Rough race...I'd have to give it to Rocky, but JJ keeps it close.

[King]

Low turnout, third parties do incredibly well.

[Reaganfan]

Mikado wins in a landslide, losing only the West Coast and a few New England states. He is seen as a much more sensible Presidential candidate.

[Хahar 🤔]

2004 map (and campaign).