The Atlasian Watchguard

[Keystone Phil]

In one of the biggest shocks in Atlasian history,

Um... no? Really, really no.

It was shocking, Al, and I don't mean to toot my own horn by I can't think of many other election results that were more surprising.

[Keystone Phil]

It was shocking, Al,

I wasn't even slightly surprised

Oh? Seriously? Interesting.

[Keystone Phil]

The Atlasian Watchguard

An Exclusive Interview with Mr. Jack Polnut

Rocky:  Do you agree with then President Colin Wixted's actions to pardon Keystone Phil? Even though he was banned from holding any form of Atlasian office for 6 months, due to the Jessica Weinstien incident.

Polnut: I do have some concerns with this. If Phil were ineligible to serve as president, then the election should have been re-run with only the other three candidates. But importantly, I don't know under what specific authority the president acted. In the law, what the people want, and what should happen are two different things.

Wow. The misinformation campaign is now bordering on libel.

I won my appeal in the Supreme Court. I wasn't pardoned. Unbelievable.

[Keystone Phil]

The Atlasian Watchguard

An Exclusive Interview with Mr. Jack Polnut

Rocky:  Do you agree with then President Colin Wixted's actions to pardon Keystone Phil? Even though he was banned from holding any form of Atlasian office for 6 months, due to the Jessica Weinstien incident.

Polnut: I do have some concerns with this. If Phil were ineligible to serve as president, then the election should have been re-run with only the other three candidates. But importantly, I don't know under what specific authority the president acted. In the law, what the people want, and what should happen are two different things.

Wow. The misinformation campaign is now bordering on libel.

I won my appeal in the Supreme Court. I wasn't pardoned. Unbelievable.

Dude, its a mistake, Im sure it will be fixed quickly. Slow yourself there Uniter.

I love it when instigators call someone out that person is defending themsevles. You continue to prove yourself to be the joke, Mr. "I have nothing to lose."

[Keystone Phil]

You didnt defend yourself. Defending yourself wouldve been "Actually, quick correction: I won my appeal, instead of being pardoned.", not your paranoid rant.

Are you finished obsessing over my every move?

[Keystone Phil]

You didnt defend yourself. Defending yourself wouldve been "Actually, quick correction: I won my appeal, instead of being pardoned.", not your paranoid rant.

Are you finished obsessing over my every move?

Phil, Im going to hold you responsible for your actions. These are not the appropriate actions or words for a President of Atlasia, and I will remind you every time you overstep that bound. In the last 48 hours you have made me quite busy.

"Hold me responsible."

Ok, so you aren't finished obsessing.