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« on: August 21, 2004, 02:46:28 AM »


Natalie also has been wearing a hideous 1970s style shirt with Kerry's picture on it.  She creams herself when asked about this saggy, 61 year old married man.

Is she the next Monica?  After seeing "The Phantom Menace", I know she isn't the next Audrey Hepburn, so I say yes.
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2004, 02:49:22 AM »
Since it's highly unlikely she's having an affair with Kerry, I would say no.  I don't doubt that tabloid trash papers will try, however.
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2004, 02:52:48 AM »
Quote from: Gabu on August 21, 2004, 02:49:22 AM
Since it's highly unlikely she's having an affair with Kerry, I would say no.  I don't doubt that tabloid trash papers will try, however.

I wasn't being serious, you know.  Just wanted to blast another lefty celeb.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2004, 02:53:38 AM »
« Edited: August 21, 2004, 02:53:53 AM by Gabu »
Quote from: John Ford on August 21, 2004, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Gabu on August 21, 2004, 02:49:22 AM
Since it's highly unlikely she's having an affair with Kerry, I would say no.  I don't doubt that tabloid trash papers will try, however.

I wasn't being serious, you know.  Just wanted to blast another lefty celeb.

Well, I still don't doubt that the aforementioned publications will try.
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2004, 06:02:21 AM »
Quote from: John Ford on August 21, 2004, 02:52:48 AM
Quote from: Gabu on August 21, 2004, 02:49:22 AM
Since it's highly unlikely she's having an affair with Kerry, I would say no.  I don't doubt that tabloid trash papers will try, however.

I wasn't being serious, you know.  Just wanted to blast another lefty celeb.
I think M tried to claim her as a Republican some months back...
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2004, 12:50:19 PM »
That's too bad- I didn't think she was liberal like that. I still think she's hot.
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2004, 03:23:27 PM »
liberalism and hotness tend to go together.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2004, 06:31:38 PM »
Kerry's not a good example of "hottness".

The truth is, hottness is the antithesis of liberalism. It's simply the wealthy and celebrities who vote liberal, and they happen to pay thousands of dollars on breast implants and face lifts.
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2004, 06:34:59 PM »
Quote from: Brambila on August 21, 2004, 06:31:38 PM
and they happen to pay thousands of dollars on breast implants and face lifts.
I don't think natalie portman's had either...
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2004, 06:40:53 PM »
Quote from: Senator Harry on August 21, 2004, 06:34:59 PM
Quote from: Brambila on August 21, 2004, 06:31:38 PM
and they happen to pay thousands of dollars on breast implants and face lifts.
I don't think natalie portman's had either...

...which is exactly why I STILL think Natalie is hot. However, Julia Roberts and Barbara Streisand are democratic mutants.
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2004, 07:36:32 PM »
Quote from: John Ford on August 21, 2004, 02:46:28 AM


Natalie also has been wearing a hideous 1970s style shirt with Kerry's picture on it.  She creams herself when asked about this saggy, 61 year old married man.

Is she the next Monica?  After seeing "The Phantom Menace", I know she isn't the next Audrey Hepburn, so I say yes.

No!

There are a number of crucial differences.

First, she was NOT an employee serviceing her boss.

Second, she did NOT receive job offers set up by her paramour.

Third, she did not sign a false affidavit arranged by her paramour.

Fourth, her paramour was not married at the time of the relationship.
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2004, 02:25:30 AM »
Good on her for showing her support of her candidate, whoever that may be. There's plenty of republican celebrities that do the same, i.e Karl Malone.
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2004, 11:24:11 AM »
Umm... who's Karl Malone?
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2004, 02:50:06 PM »
A Lakers or former Lakers basketball star.
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2004, 03:12:26 PM »
Nah. It's called job security, guys.
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« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2004, 01:16:40 AM »

I can't believe you don't know who Karl Malone is.... Only the best power-forward in NBA Basketball History!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2004, 01:54:05 AM »

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« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2004, 04:33:23 AM »
M better be put on suicide watch...
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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2004, 04:14:25 PM »

Natalie Portman went to college with me!...but I didn't really know her.  Although my roommate fixed her computer once. Smiley
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« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2004, 06:31:17 PM »
Quote from: John Ford on August 21, 2004, 02:46:28 AM


Natalie also has been wearing a hideous 1970s style shirt with Kerry's picture on it.  She creams herself when asked about this saggy, 61 year old married man.

Is she the next Monica?  After seeing "The Phantom Menace", I know she isn't the next Audrey Hepburn, so I say yes.

You're lame to engage in this type of attack.
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