That stripper he got a lapdance from last night.
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People your age should not be talking about such things. Besides, strippers are haram, right?
Right. On both counts. In fact, I don't know what a lapdance is. Nor do I particularly desire to know.
It's basically a private dance. The stripper takes off everything except a thong and then just rubs her body over your's for whatever amount of time. Usually you aren't allowed to touch them back though I do know of one club in way rural Minnesota where you can except for the tits and pussy.
Doesn't seem all that exciting. Can't you pleasure yourself on the internets for free?
You can't get STDs that way. BRTD wants it all.