Predict the Previous Poster's Political Career

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Gets elected to the state house as a strong Libertarian, retires after losing in a bid for the Congress; publishes books explaining his views.

[Reaganfan]

Governor of Virginia for four years, then Senator for life.

[Sensei]

Naso is the commander of US forces in the first war fought in space. He is regarded as a hero, and he is elected president and put on money. "Never Gonna Give You Up" is the new national anthem at this point.

[DWPerry]

After being elected Governor of Florida, Sensei sales Miami to Cuba for a box of Cuban cigars, moves the State Capitol to Epcot Center.

[minionofmidas]

I'm waiting for Afleitch to post in this thread, so I can say "UK's only Conservative PM of the 21st century".

Perry: After that above-mentioned stint in a federal correctional institution, he moves to Colombia and becomes US-backed Puppet Ruler President there.

[DWPerry]

becomes President of the EU, claims France is legally part of Germany (which isn't a bad thing, no more "whiny frenchmen") however, Champagne is renamed "sprudelndes helles Traubenleichtbier"

[minionofmidas]

[Hash]

Becomes federal leader of Die Linke and becomes the first Die Linke Chancellor ever.

[DWPerry]

Becomes "King of Canada", annexes Maine, Vermont & the "U.P." of Michigan.

[Reaganfan]

Senator from Alabama

[tik 🪀✨]

Intern for Republican congressman; gets caught perpetually hiding under desks with his mouth agape.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

First woman elected Governor in her state......drinks too much merlot and trips down the steps of the capital and lies dead in the rotunda.  RIP, Mimi.