Predict the Previous Poster's Political Career

[Хahar 🤔]

Paul gets elected a city councilman, running unopposed. His devotion to his constituents soon gets him elected Mayor, and then State Senator. Promising to fight corruption in government, he launches a bid for state Attorney General, which he unexpectedly wins. Upon losing a run for Senator, he returns home and is elected Mayor one last time before retiring.

[Sensei]

Xahar gets sane over time and ends up being a mainline Democrat, becoming a US Representative in California. He runs for governor, but is defeated by action star Pauly Shore III.

[DWPerry]

Becomes Governor of Florida and then annexes Cuba and declares independence for the new "Caribbean Super State"

[HappyWarrior]

Trys to get elected as a constitution party candidate for many positions but never manages to succeed.

[minionofmidas]

Eaten to death by killer rabbits at his Inauguration.

Uhhh... sexy!

Simon: loses one local primary and never runs again.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Secretary of the Interior who bans all development anywhere wittle bitty wabbits live. 

[minionofmidas]

Secretary of the Interior who bans all development anywhere wittle bitty wabbits live. 

...which in Frankfurt is everywhere.

Other cities have a rat problem. Frankfurt has a rabbit problem.

Ahem. Anyways.

Will be Hilary Clinton's chief spin doctor in her last successful Senatorial reelection campaign, in 2042.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Will be Hilary Clinton's chief spin doctor in her last successful Senatorial reelection campaign, in 2042.

That hurt, Lewis.  But in 2042 I'll be 82 so no problem.  Skip me

[Hash]

Elected as a Greenie to the Hessian state assembly, later a senior Greenie in a SPD-Green government at a state level. Good?

[DWPerry]

Elected to the Canadian Parliament before becoming the PM of Canada.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

General in the New Confederate Army.

[Keystone Phil]

He eventually joins the GOP and runs for State Representative several times before winning his party's nomination. In the same year that he wins the nomination, he wins the seat he has been vying for and serves in the State House for ten years, establishing himself as a maverick reformer. He retires after five terms.

[Sensei]

Is a successful State Senator, then he runs for Congress in a conservative district and wins. He serves 4 terms in the US House and then he is chosen to be the Republican nominee for Senate. He loses by 18% to Bob Casey III

[HappyWarrior]

Is elected at a young age to the state senate and soon runs for a congressional seat which he also wins at a young age.  Three years into his term the incumbent senator dies and he enters the election to succeed him, however he loses.  He finishs his term and no furthur runs for Congress are made by Sensei however five years after his loss in the Senate campaign he is elected as Governor of Florida.  He soon tries to run for president but is outprimaried and falls into obscurity after the end of his term.

[Хahar 🤔]

Works his way up through the executive branch, eventually becoming a cabinet member before being elected Lieutenant Governor, where he serves one term before retiring.

[Keystone Phil]

Is a successful State Senator, then he runs for Congress in a conservative district and wins. He serves 4 terms in the US House and then he is chosen to be the Republican nominee for Senate. He loses by 18% to Bob Casey III

1) I'm probably never getting elected to the State Senate in Philly. My district is the best shot for the GOP and after losing it in 2000, we're probably not getting it back anytime soon.

2) There is no real "standard conservative" district near Philly.

3) Bob better get to work if he plans on having "Bob Casey III" beat me. He has all girls.    I love how I'd lose by 18% though. 


Skip me

[Reaganfan]

A California congressman for one term

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Congressman for a southern OH district and then unsucessfully runs for Senate.

[DWPerry]

Elected several times to the Australian Parliament, loses election for PM, moves to Tasmania and becomes "Dictator of Tasmania"

[minionofmidas]

4 term mayor of Birmingham, winning his last successful reelection from a federal penitentiary.

[DWPerry]

4 term mayor of Birmingham, winning his last successful reelection from a federal penitentiary.

That actually sounds like what could happen with the current Mayor. He is afterall, being investigated by the SEC, IRS & FBI.

http://www.bhamweekly.com/article.php?article_id=00686

[Michael Z]

Southern Patriot:
VP candidate on the Constitution Party ticket in 2020 and Presidential candidate proper in 2024 (best result: wins about 3% in Alabama). Attempts to run for President in 2028 in the Republican primaries but loses out to George P. Bush.

Lewis:
Far too sensible to ever enter politics.

[MasterJedi]

Maybe get elected to something local or doesn't enter politics. Don't know that much about him.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Having been born in West By God VA myself, I think the lead singer of Duran Duran will be shot and hung outside county courthouse if he puts his name on the ballot.

I don't think the good folks of WV can handle having a long haired hippie boy run for office.

[DWPerry]

Seduces Catherine Baker Knoll causing her to loose focus on her gubernatorial campaign, allowing Lynn Swann to become the first black Republican governor of PA.