If Barack Said He Was Gay, Would Hillary Win The Nomination?

[Lincoln Republican]

Barack seems to be the teflon candidate, in that not much seems to stick to him.

But

If Barack came out, and said he was gay, would Hillary win the nomination?

[Verily]

Yes. What a silly topic.

[Flying Dog]

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[Alcon]

The Democratic Party would shuffle their collective feet, probably switch and their chances would likely be destroyed.

But, come on.

[Torie]

Only if he said it more in sorrow (hey I can't help it, I was born that way, and have tried to be physically attracted to women, and just can't) than with hubris. Voters really prefer a shrill Lesbian than a I'm gay, and proud of it, and in your face, type. Not enough old folks are dead yet, or something.

[Torie]

Yes. What a silly topic.

That is just so unusual here isn't it?  I'm shocked! 

[Verily]

Yes. What a silly topic.

That is just so unusual here isn't it?  I'm shocked! 

Well, yeah. I suppose I distinguish between spurious topics like this one and the plain stupid ones opened much more often.

[Flying Dog]

What if Barack was Gay and Hillary was a Lesbian?

[Torie]

What if Barack was Gay and Hillary was a Lesbian?

I think I already "answered" that one. I think it's a wrap.

[Thomas Jackson]

If Barack Said He Was Gay a Homo, Would Hillary Win The Nomination?

Maybe.

Perhaps Walter might then be inclined to support Obama?

[JSojourner]

What if Barack could prove he was John McCain's black love-child?  You know, the one the 2000 Bush campaign talked about in South Carolina....

[Torie]

What if Barack could prove he was John McCain's black love-child?  You know, the one the 2000 Bush campaign talked about in South Carolina....

I attended that very  topic today actually in a similar vein of gravitas, but you have espied a different facet of the prism, no doubt about it.

[zombones]

This is pretty much the best topic here.  I'm not being sarcastic. 

[zombones]

What if Barack could prove he was John McCain's black love-child?  You know, the one the 2000 Bush campaign talked about in South Carolina....

Obama would become unelectable because the Constitution says you have to be 35 to run for Prez and Obama would only be 8 years old.

[Lunar]

What if Hillary said she was in fact a man who wears dresses?

[zombones]

What if, in his final speech to the nation, Bush came out of the closet?

[tik 🪀✨]

What if Hillary said she was in fact a man who wears dresses?

First of all, pantsuits.

Second of all, I would vote for her.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

What if, in his final speech to the nation, Bush came out of the closet?

I would finally have my answer as to what he's making up for.

[7,052,770]

what if Bush and Obama were caught making out in a closet?

[Mr. Morden]

What if Barack could prove he was John McCain's black love-child?  You know, the one the 2000 Bush campaign talked about in South Carolina....

This would only work as an interesting twist if McCain revealed it to Obama in a debate:

"Rev. Wright never told you the truth about your father......I AM YOUR FATHER."

[zombones]

what if Bush and Obama were caught making out in a closet?

Proof that Obama has bi partisan appeal. 

[Verily]

What if Hillary said she was in fact a man who wears dresses?

Given that I have never seen Clinton wear a dress, we'd know it was a lie.

(Okay, I feel a bit guilty after that one. A little bit. Yes, Verily does feel bad about insulting people sometimes.)

[specific_name]

What if, in his final speech to the nation, Bush came out of the closet?

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Obamanation

[Robespierre's Jaw]

what if Bush and Obama were caught making out in a closet?

I think you forgot to add another option Bill Clinton and Barack Obama featuring a cigar .

[Eraserhead]

What if Clinton, Obama and McCain all proclaimed they were gay? Then what?