Inks.LWC's poetry thread

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

mememememe

Htmldon, now he's a cool guy,
although his humor is oh so dry.
Partisan hack for the Republicans,
on his face, he has a look of utter smuglicans.
Rudy, Mike, and Romney too.
Fred08 is full of poo.
McCain! McCain is donny's shout
Knock that !@@#@$#% Obama out!
Slightly liberal is his political matrix
All I can think of now is Twix.
I need to diet.
Aww screw it.  Give me some ice cream, donuts, candy bars... and FRY it!
A nice guy he is,
that htmldon
You know what I left out of my binge of food?  A bon bon!
A partisa hack our donny's been labelled.
Never vote for a Democrat, this man has been fabled.
He's from Tennessee, where my girlfriend goes to college.
To gain lots and lots and lots of great knowledge.
He's a YaBB God,
He's got lots of great posts.
I'm sure he's scared of bats, big witches, and ghosts.
Htmldon, you're a real great guy.
Those dirty criminals, I'm sure you want to fry.
Oh Donny, oh Donny, this poem you like I hope,
if you don't, just tell me, and tomorrow, all day, I'll just mope.

[Хahar 🤔]

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I'm done for now.  I'll pick up with James tomorrow.

[specific_name]

if you get high enough off those painkillers, feel free to do me. this will have something to do with how 'generic' I am.

Generic_name, I've never seen before
that proves you're not a forum whore.
You post on boards I don't often frequent,
on boards I do, you're quite delinquent.
You've been around, for years and years,
yet say so little, that no one hears.
I feel so bad I've never seen you before,
or perhaps my memory isn't quite the great thing it used to be in the past and I'll just keep rambling because I can't think of anything that rhymes with "before" that also ties in to what I'm saying,
so for you, I'll just keep praying.
My mind is slipping,
my cheek is swelling.
the face of John McCain, developing.
I'll try to look for when you post
I'm hungry now - I want some roast.
I hope you enjoyed this rhyming rant,
though your daily post average is smaller than the mass of an ant.

thank you sir. good job there. and yes I hardly ever post (lurk lurk).

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Do it to me, Inks. Right now, as I am your friend.

I have 2 for you.  The first is meant as a total joke in hopes of you getting a boyfriend and is not meant to be derogatory in any way:

James, James,
the magical fruit
The more you eat,
I'll play the flute.
I play the flute,
the better you hear.
James is the guy for every queer!

OK, now the real poem:

Jesmo, oh dear Jesmo
He's a gay guy, he's not a lesbo
Formerly jamespol
but he got banned.
He's from Missouri, yeah that's on land!
He came back cuz he was bored
He had no boat to cross the fjord.
"OK will be competitive" was his chant.
Lots of people, don't like his rant.
He's from Missouri,
the land of fun.
Down there in the south,
the hot hot sun.
Near St. Louis is his home.
No where near the Superdome.
He liks Ms. Hillary
He likes her a lot.
He even thinks that Bill is hot.
He's lots of fun
and he's here to stay.
Unless Dave bans him,
but that's not his way.
So James, I hope
you liked this rhyming story,
It had no blood, so it wasn't gory.

[AkSaber]

Inks, could you write one about me, please? Pretty please!!

AKSaber,
He's from Alaska
He likes wet cement
and playing with plasta' (it's meant to be plaster with an accent because I can't think of anything that rhymes with Alaska).
He's a Republican at heart and by avatar.
If I were him, I'd play guitar.
Seattle Mariners he likes to watch.
Man, I gotta quit using words that I can't rhyme.
This poem sucks,
AKSaber likes to drive big trucks.
Is that really the best that I've got?
This poem is worse than eating snot.
AK Saber, he likes the brain.
He comes from the state where there's snow, not rain.
A social liberal, and economic conservative.
AKSaber, is very observative.
He likes the smileys
That's for sure.
AKSaber, when driving in the blizzard, all he sees is a blurr.
AKSaber, this poem I hope you enjoy,
Because you are a cool cool boy.

LOL!!! Thanks Inks, I really liked it. Very funny indeed.

I'm sorry I didn't have more stuff in my siggy for you to work with. I should have found a Packers and Seahawks helmet, maybe even the bisexual flag too.

Again thanks a lot Inks!!!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Inks, could you write one about me, please? Pretty please!!

AKSaber,
He's from Alaska
He likes wet cement
and playing with plasta' (it's meant to be plaster with an accent because I can't think of anything that rhymes with Alaska).
He's a Republican at heart and by avatar.
If I were him, I'd play guitar.
Seattle Mariners he likes to watch.
Man, I gotta quit using words that I can't rhyme.
This poem sucks,
AKSaber likes to drive big trucks.
Is that really the best that I've got?
This poem is worse than eating snot.
AK Saber, he likes the brain.
He comes from the state where there's snow, not rain.
A social liberal, and economic conservative.
AKSaber, is very observative.
He likes the smileys
That's for sure.
AKSaber, when driving in the blizzard, all he sees is a blurr.
AKSaber, this poem I hope you enjoy,
Because you are a cool cool boy.

LOL!!! Thanks Inks, I really liked it. Very funny indeed.

I'm sorry I didn't have more stuff in my siggy for you to work with. I should have found a Packers and Seahawks helmet, maybe even the bisexual flag too.

Again thanks a lot Inks!!!

You're bisexual?  When did that happen??

[Хahar 🤔]

Inks, could you write one about me, please? Pretty please!!

AKSaber,
He's from Alaska
He likes wet cement
and playing with plasta' (it's meant to be plaster with an accent because I can't think of anything that rhymes with Alaska).
He's a Republican at heart and by avatar.
If I were him, I'd play guitar.
Seattle Mariners he likes to watch.
Man, I gotta quit using words that I can't rhyme.
This poem sucks,
AKSaber likes to drive big trucks.
Is that really the best that I've got?
This poem is worse than eating snot.
AK Saber, he likes the brain.
He comes from the state where there's snow, not rain.
A social liberal, and economic conservative.
AKSaber, is very observative.
He likes the smileys
That's for sure.
AKSaber, when driving in the blizzard, all he sees is a blurr.
AKSaber, this poem I hope you enjoy,
Because you are a cool cool boy.

LOL!!! Thanks Inks, I really liked it. Very funny indeed.

I'm sorry I didn't have more stuff in my siggy for you to work with. I should have found a Packers and Seahawks helmet, maybe even the bisexual flag too.

Again thanks a lot Inks!!!

You're bisexual?  When did that happen??

Common knowledge?

[AkSaber]

Inks, could you write one about me, please? Pretty please!!

AKSaber,
He's from Alaska
He likes wet cement
and playing with plasta' (it's meant to be plaster with an accent because I can't think of anything that rhymes with Alaska).
He's a Republican at heart and by avatar.
If I were him, I'd play guitar.
Seattle Mariners he likes to watch.
Man, I gotta quit using words that I can't rhyme.
This poem sucks,
AKSaber likes to drive big trucks.
Is that really the best that I've got?
This poem is worse than eating snot.
AK Saber, he likes the brain.
He comes from the state where there's snow, not rain.
A social liberal, and economic conservative.
AKSaber, is very observative.
He likes the smileys
That's for sure.
AKSaber, when driving in the blizzard, all he sees is a blurr.
AKSaber, this poem I hope you enjoy,
Because you are a cool cool boy.

LOL!!! Thanks Inks, I really liked it. Very funny indeed.

I'm sorry I didn't have more stuff in my siggy for you to work with. I should have found a Packers and Seahawks helmet, maybe even the bisexual flag too.

Again thanks a lot Inks!!!

You're bisexual?  When did that happen??

Yup, I am. Since I'm not waving it around, I'm not surprised some don't know. But like Xahar said, it is out there. Some know, some don't. No biggie.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

BTW, this came to me late last night. All my best ideas do.

It's too bad it will never be late last night ever again.

You can do one for me if you'd like but only if it's in iambic pentameter and contains at least one usage of the word "absofabulicious" which I just made up.

Tik, Tik,
Clickity click.
Arms as skinny as a candlewick.
ComradeCarter
A Russian and a farmer.
He loved peanuts
because they were absofabulicious.
Peanuts, peanuts, so nutritious
and deliscious
and very vicious
and peanut butter is oh so viscous
Like blended triscuts
Wow- that got off topic
Like the time that Tike gave me a drop kick.
To the center of a tootsie pop, it takes how many lick?
Tik, tik, she's from Ohio.
I'd just drive there.
It's too expensive to el flyo.
Economic moderate
And social lib.
Tik just doesn't tell a fib.
Sister of Everett
That she is
Hey - I just realized I remember when she joined.
The only rhyme I can think of is the word coined.
I'm sorry Tit, I know this poem sucks.
But it's better than using a computer running Linux.
So I hope you enjoyed this rant.
Because, oh boy, I sure as heck can't.

[Meeker]

Tik is a girl?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Tik is a girl?

I though so.