Save the Atlas Forumer: Round 3 = Music Lyrics Edition

[Aizen]

Post using your favorite song lyrics this round. Or not. 4 more will be eliminated.

- One post per 20 minutes, you cannot post consecutively (meaning somebody else has to post before you can again).
- Blue = Safe for this round
- LAST FOUR ARE ELIMINATED
- If you land on a landmine, you cannot post for the rest of the round. But once somebody steps on a landmine, it becomes deactivated. Forever.
- The space where the landmine was now becomes quicksand. If you land on quicksand, nothing really happens, you pretty much just wasted your turn.

Here is the forumers on the chopping block



00: Aizen
01: Eraserhead
02: Sensei
03: MATCH D
04: Xahar
05: Keystone Phil
06: BRTD
07: Torie
08: Alcon
09: Joe Republic
10: Sam Spade
11: Lewis
12: Tik
13: meekermariner
14: Hashemite
15: Verily
16: Padfoot
17: Beet
18: CultureKing
19: Preston
20: Bullmoose
21: Speed of Sound
22: ==QUICKSAND==
23: MODU
24: J.J.
25: Soutern Patriot
26: Harry
27: Snowguy
28: Nym90
29: JSojourner
30: opebo
31: NDN
32: Angry Weasel
33: rin-chan
34: fezzyfestoon
35: MasterJedi
36: Kingofthebenchpress
37: ==QUICKSAND==
38: **LANDMINE**
39: ==QUICKSAND==
40: ==QUICKSAND==
41: HappyWarrior
42: **LANDMINE**
43: ==QUICKSAND==
44: ==QUICKSAND==
45: afleitch
46: dead0man
47: Mike Naso
48: Frodo
49: Bacon King
50: Boris
51: AkSaber
52: ==QUICKSAND==
53: ==QUICKSAND==
54: John Dibble
55: Straha
56: Gustaf
57: Senator Conor Flynn
58: Ernest
59: BossTweed

SAFE THUS FAR: 43/50


Eliminated

GM3
bgwah
The Mikado
EarlAW
Flem
WalterMitty
benconstine
Josh
Inks
BushOklahoma

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

We all face the same way
Still it takes all day
Take a look to my left
Pick out the worst and the best
She paints her lip
Greasy and thick
Another mirror stare
And She's going where ?

Another office affair ?
To kill an unborn scare ?
Talk dirty to a priest ?
Makes them human at least
Is she running away ?
To start a brand new day ?
Or she going home ?
Why's she driving alone ?

Is anyone going anywhere ?
Everyone's gotta be somewhere

She got a body in the boot ?
Or just bags full of food ?
Those are models legs
But are they womens are they mens ?
She shouts down the phone
Missed a payment on the loan
She gotta be above the rest
Keeping up with the best

Is anyone going anywhere ?
Everyone's gotta be somewhere

Wait tables for a crook ?
Wrote a hard back book ?
You teach kids how to read ?
Sell your body on the street ?
A nurse without a job ?
Another uptown snob ?
But have I got you wrong ?
One look and you were gone

Is anyone going anywhere ?
Everyone gotta be somewhere

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I fought the good fight....then I died. 

[Joe Republic]

Yummy, yummy, yummy,
I got love in my tummy,
And I feel like a-lovin you.
Love, you're such a sweet thing,
Good enough to eat thing
And that's just a-what I'm gonna do.

[Хahar 🤔]

Save me! Save me!

Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a pony...

[MasterJedi]

Yo

[bullmoose88]

Mama they try and break me

The window burns to light the way back home
A light that warms no matter where they've gone

They're off to find the hero of the day
But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way

Still the window burns
Time so slowly turns
And someone there is sighing
Keepers of the flames
Do ya hear your name?
Can't you hear your babies crying?

Mama they try and break me
Still they try and break me

'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel
These things return to me that still seem real

Now deservingly this easy chair
But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair

Don't want your aid
But the first I've make
For years can't hold or feel
No, I'm not all me
So please excuse me
While I tend to how I feel

But now the dreams and waking screams
That ever last the night
So build the wall, behind the crawl
And hide until it's light
So can you hear your babies cryin' now?

Still the window burns
Time so slowly turns
And someone there is sighing
Keepers of the flames
Do ya hear your names?
Can't you hear your babies crying?

But now the dreams and waking screams
That ever last the night
So build the wall, behind the crawl
And hide until it's light
So can you hear your babies cryin' now?

Mama they try and break me

[MasterJedi]

The quiet war has begun with silent weapons
And the new slavery is to keep the people
Poor and stupid, "Novus Ordo Seclorum"

How can there be any logic in biological war?
We all know this is wrong, but the New World Order's
Beating down the door, oh something needs to be done

There was a King, an evil King,
Who dreamt the wickedest of dreams
An ancient mystery, no prophet could interpret
Of seven years of famine, the wolf is at my door
As predicted years ago, that that was, that is, that is no more

The word predicts the future and tells the truth about the past
Of how the world leaders will hail the new Pharaoh
The eighth false king to the throne: Washington is Next!

Disengage their minds, sabotage their health
Promote sex and war and violence in the kindergartens
Blame the parents and teachers; it's their fault, "Annuit Coeptis"
Attack the church dynamic, attack the family
Keep the public undisciplined 'til nothing left is sacred and
The "have-not's" get hooked and have to go to the "have's" just to cop a fix

I am the King (an evil king),
Who dreams the wickedest of dreams
An ancient mystery, nobody could interpret
Of seven empires falling, the wolf is at my door
As predicted years ago, that that was, that is, that is no more

The word predicts my future and tells the truth about my past
Of how the world's leaders are waiting to usher in
The eighth world power of modern Rome: Washington is Next!

There was a King, an evil king,
Who dreamt the wickedest of dreams
An ancient mystery, no prophet could interpret
Of seven empires falling, the wolf is at my door
As predicted years ago, that that was, that is, that is no more

I am a King, and I dream the wildest dreams
Nobody could interpret
Seven empires falling, the wolf is at my door
Oh, that that was, that is, that is no more

There's something at my door, some ancient mystery
The future tells the truth about my past
And I'm the eighth false king to the throne
I've got you in my crosshairs, now, ain't that a bitch?

Washington, you're next!

[DWPerry]

Oh my God, Becky,
Look at her butt.
It is so big.
She looks like one of those
Rap guys' girlfriends
But, you know who understands
Those rap guys.
They only talk to her because
She looks like a total prostitute.
Ok
I mean her butt,
It's just so big.
I cant believe it's just so round
Its like out there.
Gross!
Look!
She's just so...
Black!

I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny.
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And a round thing in your face you get
Sprung.
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed.
Deep in the "G" she's wearing.
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya,
And take your picture.

My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes
Me so horny!

Ooohhh, rub that smooth skin.
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
Cuz you ain't that average groupie.

I seen her dancing.
To hell with romancing.
She sweat, wet, got it going like a
Turbo Vette.
I'm tired of magazines,
Saying flat butts are the thing.
Take the average black man and ask him that,
She gotta pack much back.

So, Fellas
(yeah)
Fellas
(yeah)
Does your girlfriend got the butt?
(Hell Yeah!)
Tell her to shake it
(shake it)
Shake it
(shake it)
Shake that healthy butt.
Baby got Back

(L.A. Face with the Oakland Booty)

Baby got Back

(L.A. Face with the Oakland Booty)

I like em' round, and big,
And when I'm throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal,
Now here's my scandal.
I wanna get you home,
And UH! double up, UH! UH!
I ain't talking about Playboy
Cuz silicone parts are made for toys.
I want em real thick and juicy.
So, find that juicy double.
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble,
Begging for a piece of that bubble.
So, I'm looking at rock videos,
Knocking these bimbos.
Walking like ho's.
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo-Jo.

A word to the thick soul sisters,
I wanna get with ya,
I won't cuss or hit ya,
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
Oooooohhhhhhh
Till the break of dawn.
Baby got it going on,
A lot of pimps won't like this song.
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it,
And I'd rather stay and play.
Cuz I'm long,
And I'm strong,
And I'm down to get the friction on.
So ladies
(yeah)
Ladies
(yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my mercedes?
(yeah!)
Then turn around,
Stick it out,
So even white boys got to shout,
Baby got back.

Baby got back.

Yeah baby,
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with
My selection.
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So, your girlfriend rolls a Honda,
Playing workout tapes by Fonda.
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back
Of her Honda,
My anaconda don't want none
unless you got buns hun.
So, you do side bends and sit-ups.
But, please don't loose that butt.
Some brothers wanna play that hardroll,
And tell you that the butt ain't gold.
So, they toss it,
And leave it,
And I pull up quick to retrieve it.
So Cosmo says you're fat,
Well I ain't down with that.
Cuz your waist is small
And your curves are kicking
And I'm thinking about sticking.
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang.
Give me a sister,
Can't resist her,
Red beans and Rice did miss her.

Some knucklehead tried to dis,
Cuz his girls were on my list.
He had game but he chose to hit em,
And I pull up quick to get with em.
So ladies if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throwdown,
Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT
And kick them nasty thoughts,
Baby got back.

Baby got back.

Little in the middle,
But she got much back.
Little in the middle,
But she got much back.
Little in the middle,
But she got much back.
Little in the middle,
But she got much back.

[Bacon King]

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light
Put on the red light, oh

I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
You don't have to put on the red light
Put on the red light, put on the red light

edito: oh, looks like i was less than twenty minutes off from perry anyway. eh, quicksand though.

[MasterJedi]

 should be calling collect from jail
For the things I commit each night in my head
Like last night in my sleep I got to snuff you
But then I woke up again, safe in my little bed

No one is safe when I close my eyes; I come to take your life

I get to force your untimely disappearance
Each night in my dreams, when I'm fast asleep
I close my eyes and you just vanish soon as I
Lay down my head when I'm dead to the whole wide world

No one is safe when I close my eyes; I come to take your life
And then I wake up and it was all just a dream
And everything is the same

Sleepwalker - Did I give you concrete shoes?
And throw you off of a bridge
Sleepwalker - When I lay down to sleep
Pray your soul's mine to keep, I feel you near me
Go to sleep, Sleepwalker

Just taking a stroll; don't go to sleep! Here's some toothpicks for your eyes!

You always make an excellent cadaver
I roll your body up in a carpet to make music in the
Trunk of my limousine, wrapped up in a rug
A fitting end, is that I send you up the river like a punk

No one is safe when I close my eyes; I come to take your life

The angel of death is pissed off at me again
Just because I got to put you out of my misery
It doesn't matter, I am without fear
Now you're dead, I won't shed another bloody tear for you

No one is safe when I close my eyes; I come to take your life
I'm calling down the thunder, then you'll sleep with the fishes
The answer to all of my wishes

Sleepwalker - Did I tell you I was in movies?
Then dump you garroted, lying naked in a ditch
Sleepwalker - Everyday, another way, I know you can hear me

[Solo - Mustaine]
[Solo - Drover]

I think you'd look nice in a Colombian necktie
Should stop your tongue from wagging the dog
No more stupidity from you, as I pull your tongue through
For a smile from ear to ear, now there's nothing to hear

No one is safe when I close my eyes; I come to take your life
And then I wake up and it was all just a dream
And everything is still the same

Sleepwalker - Did I give you concrete shoes?
And throw your body off of a bridge
Sleepwalker - When I lay down to sleep
Pray your soul is mine to keep, I feel you near me

Sleepwalker - Or did I tell you I was in movies?
Then dump you garroted, lying naked in a ditch
Sleepwalker - Everyday, another way, I know you can hear me

Sleepwalker - Did I buy you the farm?
Put a horse head in your bed
Sleepwalker - When I lay down to sleep
Pray your soul is mine to keep, I feel you near me

Sleepwalker - Everyday
Everyday another way
Sleepwalker - When I lay down to sleep
Pray your soul is mine to keep, I know you can hear me

[Repeat Choruses]

[Sensei]

I spin off and lose my head
Throwing stray a spark instead
Gather strenghth down in my heel
And dig it in the world I peel

Way down deep within my heart
Lies a soul that's torn apart
Tell me, tell me what your after
I just want to get there faster

I don't live - I inhale
I don't give - I unveil
Don't want to live in your misery
I don't live - I inhale

Sprinkle all my kisses on your head
Stars full of wishes fill our beds
She said, "I'm dead"

All this pain smothers me
Like a bomb that you can't see
Tell me, tell me what your after
I just want to get there faster

I don't live - I inhale
I don't give - I unveil
I don't live - I inhale
I don't live

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was her footloose man

No, you can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometime you find
You get what you need

We went down to the demonstration
To get your fair share of abuse
Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration
If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse"

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you just might find
You get what you need

I went down to the Chelsea drugstore
To get your prescription filled
I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy
And man, did he look pretty ill
We decided that we would have a soda
My favorite flavor, cherry red
I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy
Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead"
I said to him

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You get what you need

You get what you need--yeah, oh baby

I saw her today at the reception
In her glass was a bleeding man
She was practiced at the art of deception
Well I could tell by her blood-stained hands

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You just might find
You get what you need

You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You just might find
You get what you need

[7,052,770]

Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals.

[Hash]

O CANADA!!11!!

[DWPerry]

You've gotta fight....for your right....TO PART-Y!

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

She said
"don't, don't let it go to your head
Boys like you are a dime a dozen,
Boys like you are a dime a dozen"
She said
"you're a touch overrated,
you're a lush and I hate it
but these grass stains on my knees
they won't mean a thing"

And all I (all I)
Need to know (need to know)
Is that I'm something you'll be missing
(is that I'm something that you're missing)
(maybe I should hate you for this)
Maybe I should hate you for this
Never really did ever quite get that far
(maybe I should hate you for this)
Maybe I should hate you for this
Never really did ever quite get that...

I'd never lie to you
Unless I had to
I'll do what I got to
Unless I had to
I'll do what I got to, the truth
is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt

And all I (all I)
Need to know (need to know)
Is that I'm something you'll be missing
(is that I'm something that you're missing)
(maybe I should hate you for this)
Maybe I should hate you for this
Never really did ever quite get that far
(maybe I should hate you for this)
Maybe I should hate you for this
Never really did ever quite get that...

Cause I'm a wishful thinker with the worst intentions
This'll be last chance you get to drop my name
Cause I'm a wishful thinker with the worst intentions
This'll be last chance you get to drop my name

If I'm just bad news, then you're a liar (Maybe I should...)
If I'm just bad news, then you're a liar (...hate you for this)
If I'm just bad news, then you're a liar (Maybe I should...)
If I'm just bad news, then you're a liar (...hate you for this)
If I'm just bad news, then you're a liar (Maybe I should...)
If I'm just bad news, then you're a liar (...hate you for this)
If I'm just bad news, then you're a liar (Maybe I should...)
If I'm just bad news, then you're a liar (...hate you for this)

Maybe I should hate you for this
(If only you knew half as much as you pretend to)
Maybe I should hate you for this
(If only you knew half as much as you pretend to)

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

OH NO QUICKSAND OHHHHH NOOOOOO

[Hash]

hey

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Cut a rusty engine outta sawdust town
Better deal with the man who shook 'em all down so
Put a little grease on my axle now, yeah

I been from Antioch to Alcatraz
I can roll you one from an empty bag, but let's
Take it easy to avoid any snags

[Chorus:]
Goodbye daughters of the revolution
Open your eyes and see your solution
Hallelujah come join the jubilee

Keep on runnin' through the gates of the city
To give up now would be such a pity
Don't you wanna see the ship go down with me?

Well...

I'll come to you hungry I'll come to you sore
I'll come round midnight to your back door
I'll drag my tail across your floor

Gonna run you ragged till you act your age
Gonna circle the wagons gonna storm your stage
If we all plead guilty will the charges be the same?

[Chorus]

I've been restless, baby, I've been wild
Caught up in a fever dream
Well, come on and save me, child

[Chorus]

[Хahar 🤔]

Ô Canada!

[Joe Republic]

I was saved by an absolutely awesome song.  Thank you Ben Constine. 

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Spanish songs in andaluca
The shooting sites in the days of 39
Oh, please, leave the ventana open
Federico lorca is dead and gone
Bullet holes in the cemetery walls
The black cars of the guardia civil
Spanish bombs on the costa rica
Im flying in a dc 10 tonight

Chorus
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
Yo te quiero, oh mi corazn
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
Yo te quiero, oh mi corazn

Spanish weeks in my disco casino
The freedom fighters died upon the hill
They sang the red flag
They wore the black one
But after they died it was mockingbird hill
Back home the buses went up in flashes
The irish tomb was drenched in blood
Spanish bombs shatter the hotels
My seoritas rose was nipped in the bud

Chorus

The hillsides ring with free the people
Or can I hear the echo from the days of 39?
With trenches full of poets
The ragged army, fixin bayonets to fight the other line
Spanish bombs rock the province
Im hearing music from another time
Spanish bombs on the costa brava
Im flying in on a dc 10 tonight
Spanish songs in andaluca, mandolina, oh mi corazn
Spanish songs in granada, oh mi corazn

[bullmoose88]

Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it's serious,
Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it's really serious.
There were times when I could have murdered her,
But you know I would hate anything to happen to her,
No I don't want to see her.

Do you really think she'll pull through?
Do you really think she'll pull through?
Doohoo ohoo oo hoo

Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it's serious,
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, you're mine.
There were times when I could have strangled her,
But you know I would hate anything to happen to her.
Would you please let me see her.

Do you really think she'll pull through,
Do you really think she'll pull through,
Doohoo ohoo oo hoo

[Rin-chan]

All In Your Head
by Rooney

I told you before
I'm not looking for someone to hold me
Take your hand off my back
the weight is making me heavy
I don't like public affection
it belongs in the bedroom
Well I don't want to run around
I got plans in the afternoon

What did you expect?
Well I told you from the start
That I'm not your boyfriend

All the hope
All the pain
All the tears you cried
Every laugh
Every kiss
Every time I lied
Well I'm not what you think or dreamed of
It's all in your head

You need somebody nice
someone with patience
And a big fat wallet
to pay for all your expenses whoa
No compliment will ever
make a dent in your eyes
You're impossible to please even with surprises
I could never say all the things you need to hear
Well there aren't enough words that fit

Wake up you have to see
You can't go on this way
It's you who makes it hard
It's not real it's all in your head


Rin-chan