"I'm here to be a dick" translates to trolling, in my opinion.
What exactly is a troll? Isn't it someone that initiates arguments? If so, then I believe you, sir, are the troll in this thread.
I'm a dick means that I don't attempt to please people that are being ridiculous, nor do I suck up to anyone here, and I always call people out who are making silly comments. There are very few trolls on this forum, in my opinion.
Silly comments, you mean like acting as if every single Democrat on this forum thinks Obama will win Kansas?