omg no way I'm so insecure in my sexuality... I'm going to go buy a big truck and put big tires on it and buy bra busters magazine just to prove how manly and straight I am.
DONT RUN AWAY FROM YOUR TRUE FEELINGS! D:
Ehh.. actually trucks are nice if they weren't such gas hogs. I often need one for hauling things and brush... and navigating the fire trail our cabin is located at the end of after a major rainstorm...
Oh, and of course, "doing it" is much more comfortable in the back of a truck, than, say, the back of a Ford Focus.