Comedy Goldmine V: A Tribute to Delayed Sequels with Over-the-Hill Actors

[King]

And when does a new thread start, anyway?

Sylvester Stallone in Rocky Balboa and Rambo, Bruce Willis in Live Free or Diehard, Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and even Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct II, THIS IS FOR YOU!!!

[Meeker]

Panic At the Disco

because I'm gay

That's no excuse.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This whole thread especially the original post: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=75989.0

[Hash]

You should get a bitchin bicycle with little a pink-and-white woven basket and tassles on the handlebars and one of those little bells so the other dudes know you're coming so GET THE F OUTTA THE WAY.

hells yeah son

KotBP's thread again, o/c.

[YRABNNRM]

I think Obama will smile quite a bit too.  I really think he should wear the Stevie Ray Vaughan hat.  It offsets his enormous ears, and, quite frankly, he looks sexy in that hat.  Like most Americans, I'm looking for a candidate who looks good in a tank top, smiles quite a bit, talks about "values," and makes me want to have a shot and a beer with him.  If he wears the black hat, I'll be impressed.  If he wears a tank top, he'll win my vote.  If he takes a shot of an American-made grain beverage and chases it with a premium domestic ale such as a Sierra Nevada or Saint Joseph's Ale, then I'll even put up a sign in my window. 

[DownWithTheLeft]

In a thread about Ted Kennedy's possible replacement in the senate:

James is right.  McCain would have been limited to around 53 points with Hillary as the nominee.  With Obama, he's limited to about 63% (though, I think high 50s is more likely).

[YRABNNRM]

In a thread about Ted Kennedy's possible replacement in the senate:

James is right.  McCain would have been limited to around 53 points with Hillary as the nominee.  With Obama, he's limited to about 63% (though, I think high 50s is more likely).

You seem to be confused as this is a place for humorous posts.

[King]

In a thread about Ted Kennedy's possible replacement in the senate:

James is right.  McCain would have been limited to around 53 points with Hillary as the nominee.  With Obama, he's limited to about 63% (though, I think high 50s is more likely).

You seem to be confused as this is a place for humorous posts.

It appears the joke is a post about Oklahoma going Democratic in the Presidential race right in the middle of a Ted Kennedy thread.

[Hash]

why are some people so negative when I post

Im not calling you all sh**theads  I like most of you very much

But some of you spout out in insults nonstop why the  do I even post here. Its in annoying

why the  do I even post here.

An excellent question.  This is a politically-oriented forum, you know.

That was a question?  I wasn't even sure that was English.

It wasn't, but I've recently been taking lessons on how to understand and communicate with retards on the internet.  BRTD has kindly (but unknowingly) assisted me with my tuition.

[Verily]

Gilliam in as Obama +18, which is an incredibly weird result considering I couldn't distinguish it from Morrow nextdoor if I tried.

It's also apparently 246% counted, which is damn thorough

[??????????]

To get back to the original question that was posted before this thread veered off a bridge, the term is manslayer, a respectable old word of Anglo-Saxon origin.

Ernest gets a gold star there.

[minionofmidas]

Gilliam in as Obama +18, which is an incredibly weird result considering I couldn't distinguish it from Morrow nextdoor if I tried.

It's also apparently 246% counted, which is damn thorough

Wow. Even more thorough than Lake County TN!

[Keystone Phil]

Hilarious typo:

If Christ is a homosexual (I don't know if he is), then McCain would support him.

[Alcon]

Sorry, J. J., but...

That's actually "wigging," or "gansta hip hop,"  "gangsta" or, "gangsta wannabe." I'm actually slightly that way.

[Хahar 🤔]

One word: Strippergate

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I never save my own change - I carefully spend it.  But my mother keeps vases full of the stuff around, particularly in a bedroom closet.  So whenever I'm really broke and no one is around to ask for money I go in there and roll quarters till I have $50-60 - enough for a lunch and dinner.  The funny part is when I take them to the bank they never check them in any way, they just give me the paper money.  I guess they know me.

Opie rolls his own.  ;-)

[J. J.]

Sorry, J. J., but...

That's actually "wigging," or "gansta hip hop,"  "gangsta" or, "gangsta wannabe." I'm actually slightly that way.

Unfortunate, it's true. 

Me:  "You live near where that Jill Scott video was fimed, right."

My Ex:  "Oh, that one where she says, 'You better back down or you'll get a smack down.'  I didn't like it; too ghetto."

Me:  "Yeh, but I'm ghetto." 

(I should have run away screaming after that exchange.)

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McCain gets to 270 with these states called already:

[DownWithTheLeft]

McCain gets to 270 with these states called already:

I'm sorry, you must have not been able to read the thread.  Should we translate it to French for your benefit?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

McCain gets to 270 with these states called already:

I'm sorry, you must have not been able to read the thread.  Should we translate it to French for your benefit?

DWDL, your map is extremely funny.

[Sensei]

McCain gets to 270 with these states called already:

I'm sorry, you must have not been able to read the thread.  Should we translate it to French for your benefit?

because your grasp of English is so great. Seriously, that there was one of your few coherent posts.

[Alcon]

Click for context

Only on the internet can we witness one retard among a group of online retards spend time and effort researching how stupid another group of online retards is, and then have those findings re-posted here by yet another online retard.

[Joe Republic]

Is this a joke.

No.  Clearly you don't understand.  Here is a graphic illustration of a McCain/Hutchinson vs. Obama/Schweitzer ticket:



As you can see, the Hutchinfront radiates gloriously out of Texas, even warming the frigid hearts of the Illinois voter.  Safe McCain.

[minionofmidas]

Is this a joke.

No.  Clearly you don't understand.  Here is a graphic illustration of a McCain/Hutchinson vs. Obama/Schweitzer ticket:



As you can see, the Hutchinfront radiates gloriously out of Texas, even warming the frigid hearts of the Illinois voter.  Safe McCain.

The whole thread belongs here, really.

[Хahar 🤔]

Is this a joke.

No.  Clearly you don't understand.  Here is a graphic illustration of a McCain/Hutchinson vs. Obama/Schweitzer ticket:



As you can see, the Hutchinfront radiates gloriously out of Texas, even warming the frigid hearts of the Illinois voter.  Safe McCain.

The whole thread belongs here, really.

Probably the funniest BRTD thread I've ever seen.