Comedy Goldmine V: A Tribute to Delayed Sequels with Over-the-Hill Actors

[Keystone Phil]

The Owning of an Idiot - https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=77881.0

Owning of an idiot? YOu mean this:?

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=77715.msg1597869#msg1597869

No, I'm pretty sure I meant the thread that I posted. You got bitched up, son.

[The Mikado]

Obama selecting Hagel, it would really piss of Dems

Lieberman have to come embrace Lieberman as one of their own for some strange reason, so if both candidates did this McCain would be much better off

Lieberman is a Lieberman, so I suppose he would embrace himself as one of his own.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

what the hell could your mom be mad about?

I told her to shut up after she was treating me like I was a poor Russian during the tyrannical reign of Joseph Stalin. We got into an argument regarding my Work Experience placement, which I later found out that I didn't get . Even if I told my Mum to take a chill pill she would go apesh**t.

hah, I probably say "shut up" to my mom 3x a day (and liberally use the word f***).  of course there was a time when I was not much younger than you when I couldn't have gotten away with it - so keep at it, brother.  don't give up.  start to move into profanity.  sitting on your hands here will do nothing but make you a slave to your mother for the rest of your adolescence.

I think the worst thing I've ever told my mom was "I think you've overcooked the chicken".

[Bacon King]

By the way, the audience for these movies are the people who wait anxiously the entire week to catch the latest installment of America's Funniest Home Videos.

Why are there so many people from the state of Washington on this board?  Is that why there are so many polls coming out that state?  Is WA going to have 75 EVs after the next census?

If Plan Foxtrot comes to fruition, we'll be holding the entire electoral college hostage in a basement in Redmond.

There is no stopping us.  FEAR OUR UGLY FLAG

[CPT MikeyMike]

I see gporter hasn't changed much during my hiatus!

Have the Nazis given you a hall to host a concession party?  BTW, any bills proposed yet? LOL

on the bill question, we have no idea what the LOL is for. we do have bills that are in the process of being made

And how long has he been using the internet for?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

He's a more interesting story than John McCain.

We'll yeah.

USA Today

A Day in the Life of Being McCain

7:30 McCain wakes up
8:00 McCain eats donuts
8:10 McCain talks about how excited he was about eating donuts
8:15 McCain takes a nap
10:30 McCain wakes up from nap
11:00 McCain, forgetting that he just did so says that he's tired and wants to take a nap.
11:02 McCain takes another nap
11:30 McCain dreams about donuts with sprinkles
4:00 McCain wakes up
5:00 Press conference
6:00 Dinner
7:00 Nap
8:00 Snack - more donuts
9:00 McCain goes to bed

[bgwah]

Yes, but pretty much just when I'm at work. I don't know if you consider driving "outside" but I do deal with the heat every few minutes.

[Albus Dumbledore]

Can a mod copy/paste gporter's entire post history into here please? Thanks in advance.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Can a mod copy/paste gporter's entire post history into here please? Thanks in advance.

That wouldn't cover it, the PMs he sends me are Goldmine even moreso

[Albus Dumbledore]

Can a mod copy/paste gporter's entire post history into here please? Thanks in advance.

That wouldn't cover it, the PMs he sends me are Goldmine even moreso

Then post the PMs by all means. Or if you don't want to post forward to me please.

[Albus Dumbledore]

Oh wow. You're 100% right! ahahahahhaah

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Can a mod copy/paste gporter's entire post history into here please? Thanks in advance.

That wouldn't cover it, the PMs he sends me are Goldmine even moreso

Then post the PMs by all means. Or if you don't want to post forward to me please.

I'd like to second that.

[MasterJedi]

Can a mod copy/paste gporter's entire post history into here please? Thanks in advance.

That wouldn't cover it, the PMs he sends me are Goldmine even moreso

Then post the PMs by all means. Or if you don't want to post forward to me please.

I'd like to second that.

PM's aren't allowed since they are private. I've already reported the post.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Can a mod copy/paste gporter's entire post history into here please? Thanks in advance.

That wouldn't cover it, the PMs he sends me are Goldmine even moreso

Then post the PMs by all means. Or if you don't want to post forward to me please.

I'd like to second that.

PM's aren't allowed since they are private. I've already reported the post.

Darn.  I withdraw my request, then.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Can a mod copy/paste gporter's entire post history into here please? Thanks in advance.

That wouldn't cover it, the PMs he sends me are Goldmine even moreso

Then post the PMs by all means. Or if you don't want to post forward to me please.

I'd like to second that.

PM's aren't allowed since they are private. I've already reported the post.

Damn I was just going to post one about him offering me his VP post in February

[MasterJedi]

Can a mod copy/paste gporter's entire post history into here please? Thanks in advance.

That wouldn't cover it, the PMs he sends me are Goldmine even moreso

Then post the PMs by all means. Or if you don't want to post forward to me please.

I'd like to second that.

PM's aren't allowed since they are private. I've already reported the post.

Damn I was just going to post one about him offering me his VP post in February

Just send them to people who want them, there's nothing wrong with that since they don't come out in public.

[Mr. Morden]

Can a mod copy/paste gporter's entire post history into here please? Thanks in advance.

That wouldn't cover it, the PMs he sends me are Goldmine even moreso

Then post the PMs by all means. Or if you don't want to post forward to me please.

I'd like to second that.

PM's aren't allowed since they are private. I've already reported the post.

Damn I was just going to post one about him offering me his VP post in February

Maybe you could just paraphrase them in your own words.  Would that be against board rules?

[King]

DWTL, if you could send me those PMs of gporter, I could really use a good laugh.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Me three!

[Sensei]

me four!

[bullmoose88]

GPorter waaaaaaaaant Baaaaaabyyy Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth

[Eraserhead]

I wouldn't mind taking a look
at those PMs myself, Down.

[CPT MikeyMike]

DWTL, if you could send me those PMs of gporter, I could really use a good laugh.

[Hash]

DWTL, if you could send me those PMs of gporter, I could really use a good laugh.

[Mr. Morden]

I trust the judgement of the posters here.