Comedy Goldmine V: A Tribute to Delayed Sequels with Over-the-Hill Actors

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Should this pass, I hereby declare my intent to
(1) Declare war on China.
(2) Legally adopt Xahar.

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[Хahar 🤔]

BARACK OBAMA CLINCHES THE NOMINATION!!!!!!!!

[Lief 🗽]

It's a shame I was at work and while I could follow the election results, I missed the Lord's sermon. Anyone got a link?

It's pretty cool I found a random mini bottle of vodka just now. I should tithe to Him after watching the video as well.

[Хahar 🤔]

No you're confusing me with WalterMitty.

[King]

Straw poll:

Obama/R

[Sensei]

I think they make me more likely to wonder what is wrong with Gporter.  Its that the language is so unable to be understand, but the topics either have no relations to Atlasia or completely off-base.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Roger Wicker and a retarded monkey

Really? I don't see much of a resemblance between Wicker and Musgrove to be honest.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Michael and I have a surprise for you...

What sort of surprise Phil? You know people on this forum can interpret what you just said into a whole lot of other things, and I for one is doing that right now.....

[Keystone Phil]

Uh...did opebo call J.J. a "n?"

Why should they be displeased with McCain?  He is an extreme right winger.

As for what they are saying now, have been saying, and will be saying through to the election:  code words for 'there's a n****r in the woodpile!'.

No, "child in the woodpile."

No, n****r.  It works wonders electorally - you'll see.

Kind of offended yet still amused.

[King]

Responding to an electoral map showing NV, OH, and NM voting for McCain.

You are such a hack. Barr would swing NV, OH and NM to Obama.. God you hack.

[Bacon King]

Obama told the influential annual policy conference of the American Israel Public Affairs Council (Aipac): "Jerusalem will remain the capital of Israel and it must remain undivided."

Parents, this is what happens when you send your kid to a "secular madrassa" rather than religious one. 

[dead0man]

Uh...did opebo call J.J. a "n?"

Why should they be displeased with McCain?  He is an extreme right winger.

As for what they are saying now, have been saying, and will be saying through to the election:  code words for 'there's a n****r in the woodpile!'.

No, "child in the woodpile."

No, n****r.  It works wonders electorally - you'll see.

Kind of offended yet still amused.

No, he was making a correction.  "Not child, but n***r." would be another way to word what he said.

[dead0man]

..and why the hell do I keep defending opebo?

[opebo]

..and why the hell do I keep defending opebo?

Because you are an honorable man.  One's best defense comes from one's honest opponents.  Of course I would never use that term about anyone, and your explanation of my intended meaning is correct.  Thank you.

[YRABNNRM]

I'm just annoyed that when we have these polls showing Obama losing, we all sit back and try to find out what his best case scenario is and how he could win. Just ignore me for now.

we all have our difficult times.  I had one last night.  "Senior Cut Day" is coming up next week at my HS.  the whole thing just pisses me off.  I REFUSE to cut on Senior Cut Day.  it reminds me of a story my dad once told me about how he protested the Vietnam War in a short haircut, slacks, and polo shirt.  why?  he refused to wear the uniform.  don't think I'm averse to cutting school - I'm doing so tomorrow.  that's why it's 142am and sleepytime is still a long way away for me.  but when people try to do something en masse to be cool - such as Senior Cut Day - I get mad.  when a group of "non-conformists" grow too large they develop a code of rules just as rigid and arbitrary as the one the originally rebelled against.  so I'll proudly attend every class on Senior Cut Day.  so, yeah.  good luck sorting things out.  don't seek psychotherapy though - those people just f*** you up even more.  take it from me.  I'm experienced.

Exactly.  Safe Obama.

[Alcon]

"To meet this challenge requires understanding the world we live in, and the central role the United States plays in there's the snap, in shaping it for the future, and there's pressure on Manning but he stays on his feet, and America must lead in the 21st century, as Manning drops back for a long pass, and leadership today means something different than it did in the days of INTERCEPTION!  OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT?  THE REDSKINS ARE NOW JUST 1:03 FROM WINNING THIS FOOTBALL GAME MY FRIENDS!!!"

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

"To meet this challenge requires understanding the world we live in, and the central role the United States plays in there's the snap, in shaping it for the future, and there's pressure on Manning but he stays on his feet, and America must lead in the 21st century, as Manning drops back for a long pass, and leadership today means something different than it did in the days of INTERCEPTION!  OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT?  THE REDSKINS ARE NOW JUST 1:03 FROM WINNING THIS FOOTBALL GAME MY FRIENDS!!!"

Alcon you stupid slut - I was just gonna add that. 

[Filuwaúrdjan]

The UN more or less exists soley to constrain the first world's freedom of action.

lolz

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I'm not Al. I'm Silent Hunter.

Sorry for any unwanted distractions.

Silence!  You have the same avatar, so you must be the same person!

Thus, I am BRTD.  *shudder*

Prove it by posting a thread on strip clubs.

[Hash]

No (R)

Look at the author.

I think he may have taken too much of a food that didn't agree with him. Or something.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

No (R)

Look at the author.

I think he may have taken too much of a food that didn't agree with him. Or something.

I can assure you that, for now, I am a Republican.  I may end up as an Independent, but for the moment, I have left the Democratic Party.

[Sensei]

No (R)

Look at the author.

I think he may have taken too much of a food that didn't agree with him. Or something.

I can assure you that, for now, I am a Republican.  I may end up as an Independent, but for the moment, I have left the Democratic Party.

However clever you think you are, it's not funny.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

No (R)

Look at the author.

I think he may have taken too much of a food that didn't agree with him. Or something.

I can assure you that, for now, I am a Republican.  I may end up as an Independent, but for the moment, I have left the Democratic Party.

However clever you think you are, it's not funny.

I don't think I'm clever; I am quite serious.

[The Mikado]

No (R)

Look at the author.

I think he may have taken too much of a food that didn't agree with him. Or something.

I can assure you that, for now, I am a Republican.  I may end up as an Independent, but for the moment, I have left the Democratic Party.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

No (R)

Look at the author.

I think he may have taken too much of a food that didn't agree with him. Or something.

I can assure you that, for now, I am a Republican.  I may end up as an Independent, but for the moment, I have left the Democratic Party.

Why do people find it so hard to believe that I have left the Democratic Party, and, at the very least, become an Independent?