Comedy Goldmine V: A Tribute to Delayed Sequels with Over-the-Hill Actors

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

No (R)

Look at the author.

I think he may have taken too much of a food that didn't agree with him. Or something.

I can assure you that, for now, I am a Republican.  I may end up as an Independent, but for the moment, I have left the Democratic Party.

Why do people find it so hard to believe that I have left the Democratic Party, and, at the very least, become an Independent?

Because of what you were saying about Obama and Hillary only two days ago?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

No (R)

Look at the author.

I think he may have taken too much of a food that didn't agree with him. Or something.

I can assure you that, for now, I am a Republican.  I may end up as an Independent, but for the moment, I have left the Democratic Party.

Why do people find it so hard to believe that I have left the Democratic Party, and, at the very least, become an Independent?

Because of what you were saying about Obama and Hillary only two days ago?

I support Obama; does that mean I have to be a Democrat?

[Sensei]

No (R)

Look at the author.

I think he may have taken too much of a food that didn't agree with him. Or something.

I can assure you that, for now, I am a Republican.  I may end up as an Independent, but for the moment, I have left the Democratic Party.

Why do people find it so hard to believe that I have left the Democratic Party, and, at the very least, become an Independent?

Because of what you were saying about Obama and Hillary only two days ago?

I support Obama; does that mean I have to be a Democrat?

I could say I'm a ferret. I could say I'm a ferret that can talk. But I'm not a ferret.

[Keystone Phil]

This has become an incredibly unfunny disaster.

[King]

This has become an incredibly unfunny disaster.

Indeed.


As for Ben becoming a Republican, it reminds me a lot of those ads Nixon did in 1972 under the banner "Democrats for Nixon" when it was completely financed by the RNC.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Lewis apparently has me on ignore!  Sob!

I don't need an ignore button to ignore people.

[Meeker]

Why did Ben switch parties? Was there some thread that I missed?

[tik 🪀✨]

Why did Ben switch parties? Was there some thread that I missed?

Yes, and it wasn't this one..

[Keystone Phil]

Obama: 341EV : PV 52%
McCain: 197EV: PV 40%
Barr: 0EV: PV 6%
Other: 0EV: PV 2%

What's better? Obama winning North Dakota or Barr at 6%?

[Keystone Phil]

ive noticed that my left armpit seems to sweat significantly more than my right one.

[Albus Dumbledore]

Obama: 341EV : PV 52%
McCain: 197EV: PV 40%
Barr: 0EV: PV 6%
Other: 0EV: PV 2%

What's better? Obama winning North Dakota or Barr at 6%?

Obama winning North Dakota.

[YRABNNRM]

Why do all teenagers smell bad

In my gym its damn awful

BO everywher from these longhaired weirdtalkin teenagers

Cmon poeple put on some in deodoratn

[Хahar 🤔]

Why did Ben switch parties? Was there some thread that I missed?

Aye. Thread about Israel and Iran, as well as several Joe Lieberman threads. I called him an R-VA, and he took it literally.

[Хahar 🤔]

Two quotes from the same thread:

It really is something that Obama made himself into a star in such a short period of time but I certainly don't like it. I do believe electing this guy would be such a big mistake. You guys are expecting far too much from him.

You give Obama too much credit.  Certainly, he has been riding the wave of stardom, but the wave itself was created by the media.  They have been looking for a Democratic savior for some time. 

Obama was born of white woman, but not of white man - so he is not tainted by sin.  His name is Barack Hussein Obama - which is not even American.  He is coming to deliver America from its sins of internationalism and take the throne from "the king of this world", Bush (Satan).

Don't worry...America will be looking for salvation in 2012...and I can see it now...

Huckabee: 535
Obama: 3

I have the utmost respect for John McCain, the individual. He is a hero to our country and to the world.

One can be a war hero and a terrible president. Look at U.S. Grant as an example.

Grant wasn't a terrible President.  Look at Pierce.

Michael A. Naso once again shows that he is living in his Republican wet dream, while Benjamin A. Constine once again shows that he has no comprehension of history.

[Sensei]

you're doing it wrong, Xahar. It's the Comedy Goldmine.

[YRABNNRM]

Harry: "Its not what you think.  Its ectoplasm...I swear...GHOSTS!"

Crowd: Change your pants.

[Bacon King]

Jim, I'm convinced.  You are a robot.

[Хahar 🤔]

Jim, I'm convinced.  You are a robot.

Hey, it's true.

[exopolitician]

I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong.  Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now

hard to believe that you could be a bigger hack than you are now.

..I chuckled some.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong.  Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now

hard to believe that you could be a bigger hack than you are now.

..I chuckled some.

Sad thing is, he already did this:

I was sure Gore would win, because my parents supported him, and they were never wrong.  Boy, I was even more of a hack in 2000 then I am now

I cannot believe that you could be anymore hackish than you are now.

Of course I could; I could be you

[Хahar 🤔]

Ben, you don't want to bring that one up.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Ben, you don't want to bring that one up.

Why not?

[YRABNNRM]

It isn't about 'age' it's about attitude.

As someone in their mid-20s, I hate to tell you, those ditzy 20 year olds turn into equally ditzy 25 year olds and likely 30 year old etc etc. There is not a typical anything.

You Republicans and you black and whitism

It's all down to the person.

Oh yeah...I know all girls will have their issues...hell everyone has their issues! But there is a difference.

A few weeks back, I was sitting at a local joint, a Western-dance joint, and I was talking with a 25 year old I know who dates a cop my father works with. I met her when she was 21 years old and I was 15 years old in July 2004. I saw her at three parties in 2005, and we talked and had a good time at all three...and then I didn't see her again until this past April. We talked and she told me I was "so humble" and that I "never try to take advantage of her"... then she started kissing me. We kissed a bit, and then went on hanging out with our other friends.

No drama. No "oh my god we kissed". None of that teen-type crap. Two adults having a good time, and we kissed. A week ago, another girl my age and I were hanging out for the third time in a few days...and we had a personal and nice conversation. I gave her a goodnight peck and she got angry. See the difference? The 25 year old kisses me...not a peck btw....and there are no strings attached, no drama. When I see her again, we'll probably go on as if it never happened...and not for any reason in particular.

But the 19 year old? The girl who is NOT six years old than me but rather my age? One peck on the cheek after she tells me she likes me on the third night we hang out and there is teen-like crap drama! It's that type of thing that only re-enforces my liking of older women...even if it is only 5-6 years older.

OMG did you hook up???


On a serious note - it all depends on the person actually. Some girls are just different. It really didn't have much to do with the age. Some will be more open to kissing and such than others. Age really doesn't matter once the girl hits a certain age. If they are ditzy at 16 or 17, they'll probably be that way at 20 or 25. You shouldn't be forcing kisses on girls though, some don't like that and think you want more, which most of us do. But that older girl was probably that way when she was younger as well, and that younger girl will probably always be that way. In my world, you really can't be just friends with girls, it's impossible. You either do them or ignore them .. there's really no in between. That's your problem. Stop trying to be their friends and try to be their man.

Besides, younger girls are better because their vagine doesn't hang like sleeve of wizard ..

Um......let's not talk about that sentence...please...anything....let's discuss anything....

Let's discuss Franklin Pierce. Baseball. Candy bars. Anything but that sentence.

[Хahar 🤔]

Ben, you don't want to bring that one up.

Why not?

Have you forgotten?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Ben, you don't want to bring that one up.

Why not?

Have you forgotten?

I clearly have.  There are a million things you could be talking about, and I'm tired.