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Question: Like while you were out at a movie
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Barack Obama		  
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Bob Barr		  
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Ralph Nader		  
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Cynthia McKinney		  
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Chuck Baldwin		  
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« on: May 26, 2008, 01:43:52 AM »
And feel free to post whether you'd prefer Hillary
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2008, 09:48:53 AM »
Obama
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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2008, 10:40:25 AM »
My daughter has already asked if, next time we go to Washington, if she can play with Barack's girls.  They are her age.  So yeah -- Barack and I can watch a ball game while the girls watch Hanna Montana in the next room.  @@
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2008, 11:29:39 AM »
Ralph Nader. He doesn't want anybody to be able to do anything, and I hate the idea that my kids could be playing neopets, so him.
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2008, 11:30:12 AM »
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 26, 2008, 11:25:31 AM
Obama would probably give them condoms

How evil.
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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2008, 01:39:27 PM »
Obama.
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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2008, 06:32:15 PM »
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 26, 2008, 11:25:31 AM
Either McCain or Baldwin.  Probably Baldwin by a nose because he'd read them the Bible.  I wouldn't trust Nader or Barr with my kids, they look like child molesters.  Cynthia McKinney is probably on drugs, and Obama would probably give them condoms and VD, so that's a no-go for me.

What makes Cynthia McKinney more likely to be on drugs than any of the others? 
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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2008, 06:47:26 PM »
Cythina McKinney, she'd literally slap some sense into them
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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2008, 07:02:26 PM »
Ralph Nader, for the same reasons as Sensei.
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« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2008, 07:16:31 PM »
I voted Obama, but Nadar is probably the better choice come to think of it.
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« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2008, 07:57:31 PM »
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 26, 2008, 07:38:07 PM
Quote from: JSojourner on May 26, 2008, 06:32:15 PM
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 26, 2008, 11:25:31 AM
Either McCain or Baldwin.  Probably Baldwin by a nose because he'd read them the Bible.  I wouldn't trust Nader or Barr with my kids, they look like child molesters.  Cynthia McKinney is probably on drugs, and Obama would probably give them condoms and VD, so that's a no-go for me.

What makes Cynthia McKinney more likely to be on drugs than any of the others? 

I don't know.  Just a feeling I guess.  Though to be fair, Obama also looks like he smokes crack.

I think the point he's trying to make is that they're black, so they are probably on drugs.
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2008, 12:08:29 PM »
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 26, 2008, 07:38:07 PM
Quote from: JSojourner on May 26, 2008, 06:32:15 PM
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 26, 2008, 11:25:31 AM
Either McCain or Baldwin.  Probably Baldwin by a nose because he'd read them the Bible.  I wouldn't trust Nader or Barr with my kids, they look like child molesters.  Cynthia McKinney is probably on drugs, and Obama would probably give them condoms and VD, so that's a no-go for me.

What makes Cynthia McKinney more likely to be on drugs than any of the others? 

I don't know.  Just a feeling I guess.  Though to be fair, Obama also looks like he smokes crack.

What makes Obama look like someone who smokes crack?
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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2008, 12:15:16 PM »
Quote from: JSojourner on May 27, 2008, 12:08:29 PM
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 26, 2008, 07:38:07 PM
Quote from: JSojourner on May 26, 2008, 06:32:15 PM
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 26, 2008, 11:25:31 AM
Either McCain or Baldwin.  Probably Baldwin by a nose because he'd read them the Bible.  I wouldn't trust Nader or Barr with my kids, they look like child molesters.  Cynthia McKinney is probably on drugs, and Obama would probably give them condoms and VD, so that's a no-go for me.

What makes Cynthia McKinney more likely to be on drugs than any of the others? 

I don't know.  Just a feeling I guess.  Though to be fair, Obama also looks like he smokes crack.

What makes Obama look like someone who smokes crack?

He is black, and a Democrat. Vander Blubb hates both.
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2008, 12:21:02 PM »
Hmm, interesting.  I guess I'd say Obama too.
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2008, 01:28:43 PM »
Cynthia McKinney.
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« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2008, 01:49:02 PM »
I'd consider McCain, just because he's so boring that he'd put the kids to sleep in no time.  Also, his bedtime would be early enough that I wouldn't worry about the kids staying up too late with the babysitter.  On the downside, when I returned, the kids would refer to me as "my friend."
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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2008, 01:53:37 PM »
Quote from: The Lord Chancellor on May 27, 2008, 01:49:02 PM
I'd consider McCain, just because he's so boring that he'd put the kids to sleep in no time.  Also, his bedtime would be early enough that I wouldn't worry about the kids staying up too late with the babysitter.  On the downside, when I returned, the kids would refer to me as "my friend."

Ralph Nader is older and more boring than McCain.
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« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2008, 02:24:26 PM »
Quote from: Casual Fraction™ on May 27, 2008, 01:53:37 PM
Quote from: The Lord Chancellor on May 27, 2008, 01:49:02 PM
I'd consider McCain, just because he's so boring that he'd put the kids to sleep in no time.  Also, his bedtime would be early enough that I wouldn't worry about the kids staying up too late with the babysitter.  On the downside, when I returned, the kids would refer to me as "my friend."

Ralph Nader is older and more boring than McCain.

Quite true.  But he doesn't call people "my friends."
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« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2008, 07:39:12 PM »
I'd say McCain.  He'd keep them in line Tongue

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« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2008, 10:35:25 PM »
Quote from: Franzl on May 27, 2008, 12:15:16 PM
Quote from: JSojourner on May 27, 2008, 12:08:29 PM
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 26, 2008, 07:38:07 PM
Quote from: JSojourner on May 26, 2008, 06:32:15 PM
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 26, 2008, 11:25:31 AM
Either McCain or Baldwin.  Probably Baldwin by a nose because he'd read them the Bible.  I wouldn't trust Nader or Barr with my kids, they look like child molesters.  Cynthia McKinney is probably on drugs, and Obama would probably give them condoms and VD, so that's a no-go for me.

What makes Cynthia McKinney more likely to be on drugs than any of the others? 

I don't know.  Just a feeling I guess.  Though to be fair, Obama also looks like he smokes crack.

What makes Obama look like someone who smokes crack?

He is black, and a Democrat. Vander Blubb hates both.

Yeah, I kinda knew the answer.  But I like to give them the chance to explain anyway.
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