who here wants to be my forum rival

[Aizen]

i need an arch rival

someone that would be

the sherlock holmes to my moriarty

the augustus to my mark antony

the speed racer to my racer x

i could go on

but i won't

[The Mikado]

I challenge thee, thou di∫∫olute knavish blackguard.

[King of the Bench]

Im up for da job man

[tik 🪀✨]

i'm trying to conjure up a signature style

for the way in which i write my posts

here is a clever metaphor

and here is an obscure reference

a keen and nimble wit

sentence fragment

deep

[Eraserhead]

Im up for da job man

^^^^

Yes. It has to be him.

[King]

I can hate anybody here more than anybody else here.  BRING IT!

[dead0man]

i need an arch rival

someone that would be

the sherlock holmes to my moriarty

the augustus to my mark antony

the speed racer to my racer x

i could go on

but i won't

You want a good guy to your bad guy?  No thanks.  I'm a bad guy too. 

I'd like a nemesis too though, where do I sign up?