Big John

[Meeker]

http://senjohncornyn.blip.tv/#997209

Second video in the queue... dear lord...

[Lief 🗽]

Hey, it's my Senator!

[Padfoot]

oh my.  that's just...  I don't know what but its something awful.

[Iosif is a COTHO]

Oh lord, that's hilarious. You're meant to be subtle with these things, John.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Jesus

[Aizen]

Thanks for reminding me why I dislike Texas.

[tik 🪀✨]

Oh lord, that's hilarious. You're meant to be subtle with these things, John.

I think subtlety is lost on the likes of Big John.

Texans are such tards.

[Erc]

His reaction (in the next video) was to the effect of "maybe I should get some new staff."  Maybe.

[Хahar 🤔]

Watched it on The Daily Show yesterday. Hilarious.

[The Mikado]

Oh lord, that's hilarious. You're meant to be subtle with these things, John.

I think subtlety is lost on the likes of Big John.

Texans are such tards.

No, just our (I'm still a registered Texan voter for obvious reasons) elected officials are.

[Brittain33]

What happens in the video?

[Alcon]

Before I click, is this an "everything's biggest in Texas" joke gone horribly, horribly wrong?

I so hope the answer is no

[platypeanArchcow]

It's kind of like Cows with Guns, except with John Cornyn as the main character.

[tik 🪀✨]

Oh lord, that's hilarious. You're meant to be subtle with these things, John.

I think subtlety is lost on the likes of Big John.

Texans are such tards.

No, just our (I'm still a registered Texan voter for obvious reasons) elected officials are.

That's not a uniquely Texan trait, though. The way the politicians appeal to voters is probably the most pathetic tribute to faux-machoism one could ever have the disprivelage of being exposed to, though. And that, frankly, doesn't speak very highly of the electorate.

Before I click, is this an "everything's biggest in Texas" joke gone horribly, horribly wrong?

I so hope the answer is no

Not exactly, though that would be an amusing political add.. assuming you meant genitalia. Did you? I want you to have.

[Smash255]

Anyone from Texas care to explain what the hell that is??

[Lief 🗽]

Even people from Texas don't know what the hell that is.

[Stranger in a strange land]

Anyone from Texas care to explain what the hell that is??

to get elected statewide in Texas, all you have to do is follow the three-point plan for success:
1. Be a Republican
2. Have a pulse
3. Pose for a photo op in a cowboy hat. Bonus points if you're wearing cowboy boots or carrying a lasso.

[Sam Spade]

Ya, this type of crap tends to play well in Texas.  Oklahoma too.  It's just a function of both states.

[King]

2. Have a pulse

Not necessarily.  I'm sure all those Lyndon Johnson supporters would love to elect one of their own.

[The Mikado]

Anyone from Texas care to explain what the hell that is??

to get elected statewide in Texas, all you have to do is follow the three-point plan for success:
1. Be a Republican
2. Have a pulse
3. Pose for a photo op in a cowboy hat. Bonus points if you're wearing cowboy boots or carrying a lasso.

I don't recall seeing Kay Bailey Hutchison or Carol Keeton McClellan Rylander Strayhorn wearing a cowboy hat.

[Stranger in a strange land]

2. Have a pulse

Not necessarily.  I'm sure all those Lyndon Johnson supporters would love to elect one of their own.

unlike a few other states, I can't recall Texas ever having elected a dead man, at least not in the modern era.

[Brittain33]

I don't recall seeing Kay Bailey Hutchison or Carol Keeton McClellan Rylander Strayhorn wearing a cowboy hat.

This image burned into my brain when it took place in 2001.

[Alcon]

Before I click, is this an "everything's biggest in Texas" joke gone horribly, horribly wrong?

I so hope the answer is no

Not exactly, though that would be an amusing political add.. assuming you meant genitalia. Did you? I want you to have.

For the record, I always mean genitalia.

[Bluegrass Cruiser 420]

I don't really understand what the point of posting this video is other than to show John Cornyn making some good points about Texas (vis-a-vis its advantages over a rustbelt state like Ohio).  But then again when I first saw the video about George Allen making the macacca statement I kept wondering what was so horribly  racist about the remark (in fact I still don't know what was so bad about it since explanation from a leftist I heard is patently ridiculous and downright absurd)

[Stranger in a strange land]

I don't really understand what the point of posting this video is other than to show John Cornyn making some good points about Texas (vis-a-vis its advantages over a rustbelt state like Ohio).  But then again when I first saw the video about George Allen making the macacca statement I kept wondering what was so horribly  racist about the remark (in fact I still don't know what was so bad about it since explanation from a leftist I heard is patently ridiculous and downright absurd)

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