The White House

[Ebowed]

Welcome to the White House.

All official announcements from the Office of the President will be posted here.

[Ebowed]

I am appointing Bono as Vice President.  He is an experienced member of the executive and legislative branches and I ask the Senate for a quick and fair confirmation.

[bgwah]

I am appointing Bono as Vice President.  He is an experienced member of the executive and legislative branches and I ask the Senate for a quick and fair confirmation.

Oh my!

[Хahar 🤔]

Shouldn't we have a Vice President who...knows something about the current state of Atlasian affairs?

[Torie]

Was the President (Moderate) assassinated? Color me flummoxed. Or was Ebowed the VP for Phil, and just goes on an on in the job, one election after another, and this is just a short half life day in the sun? 

[Хahar 🤔]

Was the President (Moderate) assassinated? Color me flummoxed. Or was Ebowed the VP for Phil, and just goes on an on in the job, one election after another, and this is just a short half life day in the sun? 

The latter.

[minionofmidas]

As the President is no doubt aware, Bono is not a registered voter.
As such, I can only consider his above statement to be a joke.

[minionofmidas]

My apologies. Statement retracted.

[Sam Spade]

As the President is no doubt aware, Bono is not a registered voter.
As such, I can only consider his above statement to be a joke.

He registered yesterday.

[Hash]

We'll see what the Senate has to say about this.

[Sam Spade]

We'll see what the Senate has to say about this.

I'll be surprised if the Senate every gets to it, much less has anything to say about it.

[Bono]

We'll see what the Senate has to say about this.

I'll be surprised if the Senate every gets to it, much less has anything to say about it.

As this post indicates, nothing's changed since I was last here.

[Ebowed]

Official Presidential Executive Orders

Executive Order Abolishing Capital Punishment Within the Atlasian Military
1. No branch of the Atlasian military may use the death penalty as punishment in cases involving anyone (including foreigners, prisoners of war, spies, and deserted or mutinied soldiers).

x Ebowed


Executive Order Abolishing Faith-Based Initiatives
1. Previous faith-based initiative programs, as ordered by Presidents Clinton and Bush, are repealed.
2. FY 2009 funding for all faith-based initiative programs will be restored to welfare programs designated under the Modified Welfare Reform Act.

x Ebowed


Executive Order to Stop Coca and Poppy Eradication Efforts
1. The United States government shall no longer sanction or fund efforts to spray out or eradicate coca and poppy fields which have been shown to be devastating to the local economies and environments of Colombia, Peru, Bolivia, and Afghanistan.
2. FY 2009 funding for drug war-related crop eradication will be used to decrease the national deficit.

x Ebowed

[Ebowed]

Official Presidential Executive Orders

Executive Order to Restore Federal Restrictions on Asbestos
1. The executive order issued by then-Secretary of the Treasury Bono on April 24, 2006, regarding asbestos restrictions, is hereby repealed.
2. The importation, mining, transportation without a permit, and sale of asbestos is hereby prohibited in all areas under federal jurisdiction.

x Ebowed


Executive Order to Encourage Medical Assistance for Life-Threatened Drug Users
1. In all areas under federal jurisdiction, persons calling for medical help for a person who is suffering immediate health problems due to drug use may not face arrest charges for criminalized actions relating to controlled substances that they may also have consumed or possess.

x Ebowed


Executive Order Establishing Safe Injection Site Program
1. The federal government will sanction $10 million FY 2009 for the construction of a Safe Injection Site in the District of Columbia.
2. No person using illicit drugs inside of a Safe Injection Site may face prosecution of any kind in relation to the possession or consumption of the drug.
3. All persons entering the Safe Injection Site will be provided with clean needle syringes and any medical care necessary free of charge.

x Ebowed


Executive Order to Regulate Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil (Trans Fat)
1. No food produced or sold within the District of Columbia or any federal territories may contain non-naturally occurring hydrogenated vegetable oils.
2. This shall take effect six months after being signed into law.

x Ebowed

[minionofmidas]

Executive Order Abolishing Capital Punishment Within the Atlasian Military
1. No branch of the Atlasian military may use the death penalty as punishment in cases involving anyone (including foreigners, prisoners of war, spies, and deserted or mutinied soldiers).

x Ebowed

YEAH!

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Yawn.

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YEAH!

Executive Order to Restore Federal Restrictions on Asbestos
1. The executive order issued by then-Secretary of the Treasury Bono on April 24, 2006, regarding asbestos restrictions, is hereby repealed.
2. The importation, mining, transportation without a permit, and sale of asbestos is hereby prohibited in all areas under federal jurisdiction.

x Ebowed

Yeah! I guess.

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YEAH!

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YEAH!

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Way overblown and ridiculous.

[CultureKing]

Executive Order to Regulate Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil (Trans Fat)
Executive Order to Restore Federal Restrictions on Asbestos
Executive Order Abolishing Faith-Based Initiatives

These are the only ones that I would support and mildly at that, the others... well I don't really care for them (though I am really these are all pretty non-starters for me, in terms of getting me excited.)