The Sexuality Spectrum Test

[Ban my account ffs!]

I got 14

[they don't love you like i love you]

38.

[tik 🪀✨]

I got an 11. For the other test, I got 'bisexual' with the addendum "probably more gay than straight." What a load of horsesh**t

[riceowl]

-29

[The Man From G.O.P.]

plus 39 or 31 or something...



very penalized for playing football and ass slapping, silly test.

[Sensei]

I gotta 25, which appears to be the lowest number of all the heterosexuals in this thr ead.

"You are not exclusively heterosexual, but you prefer the opposite sex over the same sex. While you might be willing to fool around with the same sex to some extent, you would go all the way with the opposite sex. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this could change after you do some experimenting."

I have no idea what I answered for this result.

I got 30, and the same thing.  Apparently getting an opposite-sex hug without turning it into the missionary position is gay.

you mean, that's not normal? That explains the weird looks I keep getting from female acquaintances.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

31 or something...



very penalized for playing football and ass slapping, silly test.

well, I did the same thing and still scored a 42.  You must have gotten caught comparing johnsons.

[Torie]

17.

^^^^^

[Middle-aged Europe]

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[minionofmidas]

36

Same here. Let's make out.

[minionofmidas]

So... the second test tells me I'm homophobic. That's surprising news.

the test was written by a moron who didn't know English

well the results were at least near-accurate for everyone else.

What do you mean by "else"?

[opebo]

+1

[Albus Dumbledore]

Opebo is bi? Not a surprise to me.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

http://www.allthetests.com/quiz18/quizpu.php?testid=1139849792&katname=

Here's a different test. It's not on a spectrum scale but it's less obvious in its questions....maybe you'll be surprised...*cough*cough*Jmfcst*cough*

This said I was bi-curious.  Completely wrong.

I see a closet door slightly ajar, ben. 

[tik 🪀✨]

Opebo is bi? Not a surprise to me.

Of course not. This is "a hole's a hole" opebo..

[Albus Dumbledore]

Indeed. I recall him admitting to sleeping with ladyboys before.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

The problem with this is that it seems more focused on the physical - I know someone for a FACT who is gay - but has never touched another man... does that mean he's not as gay?

[Sensei]

So... the second test tells me I'm homophobic. That's surprising news.

the test was written by a moron who didn't know English

well the results were at least near-accurate for everyone else.

What do you mean by "else"?

on the second test, the Bi people got bi scores, the straight people got "heterosexual bi-curious" scores which are at least near-accurate.

[Josh/Devilman88]

Bi/Slightly Gay
You scored -9 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the same gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.

[Flying Dog]

Funny, HAARP didn't seem gay to me.

Yeah, me neither. Hard to tell over the Internet, I guess....

Sorry I dont really flaunt it and wave my purse around like real gay men do....im a horrible gay

I actually never believed/liked that stereotype about gay men having to have a lisp or act all girlish and stuff.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Indeed. I recall him admitting to sleeping with ladyboys before.

Well, it doesn't help that he's a complete narcissist.

[tik 🪀✨]

Funny, HAARP didn't seem gay to me.

Yeah, me neither. Hard to tell over the Internet, I guess....

Sorry I dont really flaunt it and wave my purse around like real gay men do....im a horrible gay

I actually never believed/liked that stereotype about gay men having to have a lisp or act all girlish and stuff.

Good on you. Unfortunately, the vast hoard of society thinks that's exactly how homosexuality works or how you can spot it. Even more unfortunately, many homosexuals do nothing to cut through this stereotype to prove that mannerisms do not necessarily dictate preferences.

[dead0man]

Right.  I've seen hundreds of men naked.  Group showers suck.  Just stare at the wall and use soap on a rope.

uh, not so sure about you.  You didn't even break 40.   

I even kissed a dude once, but it was on a dare.

Why didn't you call me back the next day?

Not enough tongue.

[opebo]

The problem with this is that it seems more focused on the physical - I know someone for a FACT who is gay - but has never touched another man... does that mean he's not as gay?

Whereas I have ed men who were dressed up as women and had breast implants, but very strongly prefer women, but it says I'm bi.. 

[afleitch]

The test sucked.